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Netflix presents Richie Tozier: Don't Call My Boyfriend Gay by kyaticlikestea
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti)
29 Oct 2019
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You know, when I first told my manager I was gay, he was like, "is this a bit?" Like, I'm so dedicated to my career, I've started a relationship with another man and now he's saved as 'Dream Boy' on my phone just so that I can expand my comedic repertoire. So obviously, I was like, "no, it's not a bit. I have not spent all morning on my knees just so that I get to make a blowjob joke on stage later." And then he hung up on me.
A transcript of the first taped performance of Richie Tozier's comeback show, in which jokes are made, the queer experience is dissected, and wigs are snatched. Whatever that means.
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21 Dec 2025
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are we friends (or are we more?) by watchoutforthefanfics
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti)
17 Nov 2024
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“I'm gonna hang up now,” he deadpanned.
“Fuck you, Stan,” Eddie rolled his eyes -outside on his break at the diner, “-I'm just trying to figure this shit out-”
“You wanna ‘figure it out’?” Stan repeated, exasperated -in a rush of words, “-It would be so fucking easy to just talk to each other, but, if this is what I have to do to get Richie out of my fucking hair-”
Eddie could barely follow his words.
“-Then, fucking fine. What do you wanna know?”
Eddie blinked, a little taken aback by his tone, “I just… Richie acts differently with me. And I think… I don't fucking know, but I think-”
“Richie's been in love with you since the 2nd grade,” Stanley interrupted, flatly.
Eddie's whole body froze.
“What?!” Eddie screeched, face burning bright pink.
Stanley continued, unphased, “Does that help?”
Or Eddie (finally) figures some shit out.
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10 Dec 2025
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Merlin can't understand those stupid complicated hand signs Arthur uses on a hunt, but they figure out another way to communicate.
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31 Dec 2024
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I literally had a dream about this that’s how good it is
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All Our Stolen Summertimes by Sinspirefly
Fandoms: X-Men (Movieverse), X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies), X-Men - All Media Types
08 Mar 2025
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The truth is, Charles saw Erik many times between the disaster in Cuba and the prison break in 1973.
It was always in the summer. Always when Erik needed something: relief, help, advice... At first Erik's visits were a surprise, but over the years Charles grew to expect Erik showing up as the grass turned yellow and the days got warmer. Charles didn't want to give Erik anything. But he still had a weak spot for Erik, and soon it became inevitable for their lives to be entwined once again.
Chronicling every summer Charles saw Erik in those ten years (and the worrisome ones when he didn't.)
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Sand In The Wound by ViolaCola
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
06 Dec 2023
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Anakin is hurt in battle and wakes up confused. And sandy.
It doesn't go well.
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A voice bit through the air, sharp and… concerned? Panicked maybe. It was a woman’s. Or a girl’s. Someone he knew. He tried to look but his head rushed and shook his whole body with the force of it. The voice sounded again, but he couldn’t understand it.
He strained to speak, feeling his ribcage strain against its own weight. “Ah’chu ap—” he gasped. “--apenkee.”
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- Part 2 of Huttese
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26 Sep 2024
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Golden Boy by hallotheism
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
07 Jul 2022
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“I lived on Tatooine before the Jedi bought me. Oh, hey, that was a pretty good shot of my first barrel roll! Can we rewind?”
Throughout the bridge, every clone in the room goes still.
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23 Mar 2024