17 Works by BlueTortoise137

Listing Works

  1. Tags
    Summary

    Arthur remembers everything on his twenty first birthday.

    Merlin isn't there.

    -

    “Okay, so let me get this straight,” Arthur said, resisting the urge to bury his face in his hands and scream until the world made sense again. “We’ve all been reborn over a thousand years after our deaths, met one another, seemingly by chance, then all regained our memories on the same day, while wandering around a museum exhibit on our previous lives. Did I miss anything?”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,807
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    158
    Kudos:
    300
    Bookmarks:
    35
    Hits:
    5,190
  2. Tags
    Summary

    S.H.I.E.L.D.'s file on Merlin before and after the events of The Myth.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    542
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    133
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    849
  3. Tags
    Summary

    Merlin is old, even if he does't look it.

    Loki still tries to invade earth.

    -

    '“Director?” Coulson called over the radio. “Directer Fury, do you copy?”

    Instead of saying something like, ‘yes, agent, me and my assistant are fine, thank you,’ Fury responded with, “The tesseract is with a hostile force. I have men down. Hill?”

    “A lot of men still under,” Agent Hill responded, sounding harried. “I don’t know how many survivors.”

    “Sound a general call,” Fury ordered. “I want every living soul not working rescue looking for that briefcase.”

    “Rodger that,” Hill responded.

    “Coulson, get back to base. This is a Level Seven.” Fury glanced over at Merlin as he continued, “As of right now, we are at war.”

    Merlin pursed his lips at that, looking back the way Loki had disappeared.

    “What do we do?” Coulson asked quietly.

    Fury lowered his radio slowly, staring out at nothing. “Will you help?” He asked Merlin, not bothering to face him.

    Merlin bit his lip, thinking. Then he sighed, and squared his shoulders. “The prat would never forgive me if he found out I’d run off somewhere instead. ’Specially now he knows I can actually handle myself.”'

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,623
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    126
    Kudos:
    406
    Bookmarks:
    41
    Hits:
    4,919
  4. Tags
    Summary

    Merlin is old.

    S.H.I.E.L.D. takes notice

    "In all the years since Arthur’s death, Merlin had experienced a lot. He’d spent quite a bit of time staring at the lake and being a depressed lump, but somewhere along the line he managed to convince himself that Arthur would be disappointed in him if he found out Merlin had hovered about and didn’t do anything useful or interesting the entire time he was dead. He’d been wandering around, assuming different identities now and then as needed, and helping out when he could. Unfortunately, he was fairly certain somebody had noticed. So here he was, in America, in his old man disguise, awaiting the inevitable."

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,151
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    385
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    2,172
  5. Tags
    Summary

    The Doctor and the Ponds stumble across some aliens in New York and team up with some mutant turtles to stop them from destroying Earth.

    And also, some weeks earlier, the Turtles put a pause on their search for Karai when a blue box with some weird occupants appears out of thin air and whisks them away on an adventure.

    -

    "Raph stumbled and swore as the room- ship- whatever- shook around them and made a sound like a broken (possibly haunted) washing machine. He gritted his teeth as he tried not to fall flat on his face and noted somewhere in the back of his mind that his brothers and Amy and Rory weren’t fairing any better. You’d think the other two would be used to this by now, if they did this a lot. The Doctor was unfazed by all the commotion, running around the control thingie, limbs going in all directions like a drunk octopus as he piloted the thing. Assuming he wasn’t bullshitting them and they weren’t about to die horrible deaths. With their luck that was still a very real possibility."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,803
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    394
  6. Tags
    Summary

    MAJOR SPOILERS FOR CHAPTER 39 OF Kraang Soup (not my circus, not my turtles)!!!

    2k12!Mikey’s adventures in the Rise!Universe before the Donnies get their portal working.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,811
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    866
  7. Tags
    Summary

    It’s a lovely day in New York City, and the Mad Dogs are chasing a horrible goose.

    Or

    “It was a lovely day in Central Park. Birds were singing, people were walking along their paved paths, and a goose wandered out of some bushes and into a lake. At a glance, there was nothing particularly spectacular about this goose. It was white, with a bright orange bill and feet. It paddled across the lake and waddled onto the opposite shore, looking around with its beady black eyes.

    Unfortunately for the inhabitants of the park, this goose was more than met the eye.

    Press Y to honk.”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,007
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    500
  8. Tags
    Summary

    Disaster
    dis·as·ter
    /dəˈzastər/

    noun
    noun: disaster; plural noun: disasters
    1. a sudden event, such as an accident or a natural catastrophe, that causes great damage or loss of life.

    Well, it would seem that the twins are living up to their name.

    "Leo and Donnie had been gone for three days now. He knew they were alive, but well, it was Leo and Donnie. The Disaster Twins. Leaving those two without supervision was just asking for trouble. At this point, they were either neck deep in danger, or they had founded a criminal empire and were living like kings. There was no in between."

    Or

    When a mission to stop Big Mama from getting her claws on a mysterious artifact goes awry, Leo, Donnie, and the influential spider Yokai herself end up in the 2k12 universe, their ticket home torn apart. With Big Mama’s whereabouts unknown and no way to get back to their own dimension, the Disaster Twins quickly discover the villains here are much… squishier than their own.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    66,865
    Chapters:
    49/49
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    1,567
    Kudos:
    2,744
    Bookmarks:
    402
    Hits:
    65,959
  9. Tags
    Summary

    The twins unabridged explanation of The Invasion set in chapter 36.

    IMPORTANT: Read chapter 36 of the main fic before this!

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,179
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    167
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1,598
  10. Tags
    Summary

    Who said makeup is only for girls? Raph. Raph said that. But that's not going to stop Blue, Purple, and Karai from giving everybody makeovers!

    (set at some point after chapter 29 of the main fic)

    EDIT: I added a picture :)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,927
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    274
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    2,549
  11. Tags
    Summary

    “Leo used to be an okay cook. He couldn’t do anything fancy like Mikey could, but he could follow a recipe, and as long as he didn’t try to get creative it was usually fine.

    That was no longer the case.

    He stared down in dismay as the pot of water he set on the stove caught fire. Again.”

    Or

    I took the ‘Leo can’t cook’ head canon and wrote an entire fic about it.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,229
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    154
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    1,184
  12. Tags
    Summary

    "It was times like these when Leo remembered why he and Donnie were nicknamed The Disaster Twins. It was also times like these that made Leo wish he didn’t have the impulse control of a five year old."

    or

    The ‘incident three weeks ago’ Donnie mentions in chapter 22 of my other fic, ‘Kraang Soup (not my circus not my turtles)’ but you don’t need to read that to understand what’s happening here or vice versa.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,065
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    162
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1,281
  13. Tags
    Summary

    They seemed to be getting worse, Donnie thought to himself. He frowned at his current project, the fighting outside was interfering with their ability to focus. He would need to work on a less delicate task if he wanted to continue. The sound of their lab door opening and the yelling on the other side increasing in volume made his head turn.

    “-ou’d just listen-“

    “I don’t understand why you’re so hung up on this Raph, it’s not like me missing training is the end of the world.”

    “If you don’t start taking things seriously you could get hurt! You need to start-“

    Mikey stood in the doorway, looking nervous. “Uhm-“ He tapped his fingers together, glancing back as Raph and Leo’s argument got louder, somehow. “Could I stay with you for a bit?”

    or

    Mikey and Donnie just want their brothers to stop fighting, but no matter what they do, Raph and Leo don’t seem interested in listening.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,468
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    176
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    1,926
  14. Tags
    Summary

    'The cupboard was full of tasty treats! The orange chips that always stained his fingers, tiny log cakes with the white swirl of frosting inside, brownies with rainbow chocolate chips on top, little chocolate cookies with frosting squished in between them, a big bag with lots of different candies, the good cereal, the puffs with a pirate on the bag, tiny donuts, he shook out his hands in excitement before reaching up to grab as much as he could, pausing every now and then to make sure no one heard the crinkling of the packaging and came to investigate.'

    or

    Every one in the Lair is asleep. Or well, they should be. Mikey however, has other plans.

    Previously titled: The Dark (what’s to be afraid of?)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,430
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    80
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    976
  15. Tags
    Summary

    '“I call top bunk!”

    “What?! That’s no fair!” Donnie pouted, making puppy-dog eyes at their father.

    “Blue called it fair and square Purple.” Splinter sighed, grabbing a pile of sheets to start making the beds.

    Leo stuck his tongue out at his twin as he hooked his legs around the ladder rungs to hang upside down.

    Donnie clicked in frustration, crossing his arms and stamping his foot, emotions too much for his two-and-a-half foot body to contain.'

    or

    When Leo and Donnie are six years old, Splinter gets them a bunk bed. However, bunk beds are a major source of conflict for young children, and he really should have set up some rules for the top bunk before letting them have it.

    Ch.2 is the same story but from another perspective.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,651
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    241
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    1,866
  16. Tags
    Summary

    Charts showing what I think the Rise turtles heights might be, from mutation to their adult height.

    (I have no medical knowledge, but even if I did, they are mutant turtles. So it doesn't matter.)

    Just to help writers and other artists if they want.

    *edit: I added centimeters :)
    *edit no. 2: I made Raph taller

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    663
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    400
  17. Tags
    Summary

    There is a phenomenon called lachryphagy, where butterflies drink turtle tears as a source of sodium.

    Mikey’s mystic is tied to his emotions. The stronger the emotion, the stronger his mystic. However, sometimes in times of great stress his mystic gets too strong for his body to handle. After the Invasion, Mikey’s Ninpō creates a defense mechanism so that he doesn’t overload himself again.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,365
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    188
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    1,511

Filters

Filter results:
Submit

Include

?
Include Ratings
Include Warnings
Include Categories
Include Fandoms
Include Characters
Include Relationships
Include Additional Tags

Exclude

?
Exclude Ratings
Exclude Warnings
Exclude Categories
Exclude Fandoms
Exclude Characters
Exclude Relationships
Exclude Additional Tags

More Options

Crossovers
Completion Status
Word Count
Date Updated
Submit

Clear Filters