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Technoblade's Tactical Guide to Preventing the Fictitious Apocalypse by sherashalala for cinnamoonyy
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
13 Nov 2022
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Technoblade gets reincarnated into a book where it doesn’t end well. The antagonist of the story, Thomas, is fated to destroy the world– Technoblade becomes the canon fodder brother who wasn’t supposed to exist in the time of the story.
He’s not fond of the idea of dying.
Nah, he’s going to be tweaking some things.~+~
Prompt: Reincarnation/isekaiSeries
- Part 8 of Shera Shroomer's Fic Fight 2022
- Part 2 of Sera's Reincarnation Fics
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- English
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- 61,616
- Chapters:
- 7/7
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- 11
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- 258
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12 Jul 2026
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Humans are persistent predators. Adrian learns this through firsthand experience.
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04 Jul 2026
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The Mechaman suit, with the Astral Pulse by extension, was always conscious. It's just been sitting dormant, content at recording and collecting data from it's pilots silently as a passive tool.
But by the third generation of its pilots... it foresees that pilot Blue will not last long alone, and it doesn't like that.
Or: The suit is 'alive'. There's some bullshit allegory here somewhere about keeping control, but Robert's more focused on being a protector and not letting the machine overtake his job.
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- Part 5 of Sorta-Related Dispatch Fics
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- English
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- 17,172
- Chapters:
- 5/5
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- 1
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03 Jul 2026
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Maria vs The Jedi Cult by IzzyMRDB
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
16 Jul 2024
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Reborn just in time to join the rest of the younglings in asking Master Skywalker what they were going to do because there were too many of them.
Oh well, she had future knowledge, a tendency to be overlooked and forgotten about by the Creche Master, and the reckless abandonment of someone who knows when they die.AKA
Maria, a fan from our world, wakes up in GFFA and decides that she isn't here for a long time, but a good time. She's not here for the whole cult thing of the Jedi, but she will annoy the Sith whenever she can. Though if the Coruscant Guard could be a bit less good at spotting the unaccompanied Jedi child wandering the Senate, that would be appreciated.
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- English
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- 35,354
- Chapters:
- 21/21
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- 91
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- 3,186
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09 Jun 2026
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Blowing Smoke by mothffangs
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Nov 2025
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Shen Qingqiu discovers Shang Qinghua’s habit of smoking. And he discovers something about himself.
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21 Apr 2026
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She didn't just get reincarnated into a tragically doomed side character—she was immediately shoved into her bratty brother's fancy clothes and forced to take his place. Her new boarding school? A holy sanctuary that coincidentally created a secret meetup for five nobles. So now, the only friends she's ever known have no idea the "crown prince" they sparred, studied, and shared secrets with is actually a girl.
To save her spoiled half-brother from embarrassment, she must disguise herself as him—the Crown Prince—and spend four years at the secluded Church of Serene Mercy.
"Goodbye, guys," she whispered, ready to disappear forever. After all, the official story was that Prince Kaelen was about to meet a very timely and tragic end.
It was the most fun she'd ever had, but she'd never see them again anyway. Oh well, hope everyone lives happily!
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Many years later, Elara is suddenly jolted up from her nap when she hears the welcome bell chime and the door to her small shop creaks open.
She rarely has customers around this time as she quickly fixes her appearance before greeting the newcomers.
"Welcome, dear custo-" She stops. Four familiar faces in dark cloaks meet her eyes.- Language:
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- 15/?
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19 Apr 2026
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Sometimes I'd forget
Rocky has been stranded, alone and light years away from home for 46 years. For a long time it seemed like nothing would ever change. But a new arrival in Tau Ceti system is about to alter the course of history; For Rocky, for Erid, and for another world far, far away.
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Beta read by chez_levi! Thank you for your notes, and curse you for your implications about metaphors
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- English
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- 22/22
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12 Apr 2026
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A Boy and His Dog and A SecUnit by SeahorseJellyfish53
Fandoms: Chainsaw Man (Manga), Chainsaw Man (Anime), The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
12 Apr 2026
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Murderbot gets isekeied into Chainsaw Man by alien remnant-kun. It picks up two new clients.
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- Part 1 of The Devilbot Diaries
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06 Apr 2026
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picked you up and everything changed by madeof_ink
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU
09 Mar 2026
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“Stop! Fuck you!” Jason yelled, grabbing onto Batman’s cape and tugging hard. He had to do something. He couldn’t let his Dad be taken away. The only family he had left. He’d gotten Willis back. Jason couldn’t lose him again. “Let him go!”
“I'm not going to hurt him, son," Batman lied, like he didn't beat up criminals at night since he was a total weirdo. “I'm going to help him, like he's done for me.”
A person wakes up in the corpse of Willis Todd. The result? Jason gets two dads, Dick gets a brother, and Bruce gets a boyfriend.
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- Part 1 of (si)lly fics
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- English
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- 6,879
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- 2/2
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- 8
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- 72
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30 Mar 2026
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they tell me their secrets (will you tell me yours too) by etothepii
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
31 Oct 2010
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In Afghanistan, the supplies tell him when they're running low, and the cars always, always tell him when strangers have touched them, and John gets known as having a knack (paranoia, his men call it, but he's never missed a single car bomb) for keeping his men safe.
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- 2,297
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- 1/1
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- 32
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- 261
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26 Mar 2026
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famous last words by mikaminato
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Wolverine (Movies), X-Men - All Media Types
25 Oct 2024
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"Wade, huh? So, that's yer guy? What kind of idiot is he?" James asks as Logan starts applying new bandages.
"Ya already said it. An idiot. An infuriating idiot who never shuts up for a second and… and who saved my fucking life. A son of a bitch with the biggest heart I've ever known," Logan blurts out before he can stop himself.
"Damn, you've really got it bad, don't ya?"
"What can I say? Guess it runs in the family or some shit like that."
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Logan is struggling to adapt to a life where he truly matters. He starts dreaming of a dying, older version of himself—James Howlett, the anchor-being that died to protect Laura. And suddenly, living doesn't seem as horrible as he once believed it to be.- Language:
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- 1/1
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- 3,081
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18 Mar 2026
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i laugh like me again by Enchanted_Librarian, Str4b3rryb1tch
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types
18 Oct 2024
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Wade is resolutely NOT looking at him when he answers, “I found some place to go for every dog except her. I can’t just leave her outside, look at her.”
Logan sighs and takes a puff of his cigarette before speaking, “Where are we going to put her?”
“I told you he wasn’t gonna go for it, dumbass.”
“Can it, granma-” Wade starts on Al, so Logan plants a swift kick near Wade’s ass, “Ow.”
Or the one where Logan can't help feeling like he's just waiting for the other shoe to drop.
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- Part 1 of just to sit outside your door
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- 22,947
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- 1/2
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18 Mar 2026
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In Search of That Blue Sky by SunglassesCat
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
21 Nov 2024
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Itadori Ryou wasn’t supposed to exist, yet he was born as the older twin brother of Itadori Yuuji. He knew this wasn’t where he was supposed to be. After all, he had seen the future of this world, and he had lived twice. In his first life, which he had almost completely forgotten, he was just a normal person who read this story. In his second life, he became the dreaded King of Curses. He remembered splitting himself into twenty fingers, so why the hell was he reincarnated as a human again?
Also, how the heck did he just meet a wild gremlin child named Gojo Satoru?
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- Part 2 of JJK Anthology
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- English
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- 215,891
- Chapters:
- 45/45
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- 16
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- 2,005
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06 Feb 2026
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Gotham Adventures by ghost_writer616
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types
25 Dec 2025
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Peter hunched it back into place quickly, muttering, “Seriously—did New York get a redesign while we weren’t looking? Because this place is…way too Batman-y.”
“Not New York,” Bucky said, voice flat.
“No kidding,” Peter said, half to himself. He shifted, wincing faintly at the bruises blooming under his hoodie. “So what’s the plan? We got no Stark, no Strange, no Avengers…just us. And, you know, a very questionable Uber service through reality.”
Or; Peter and Bucky in Gotham.
Or Or; I went down the Peter in Gotham rabbit hole and Bucky is there ‘cause I can and he’s the best.
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- Part 8 of DCU crossover
- Language:
- English
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- 46,980
- Chapters:
- 71/?
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- 4
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- 926
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25 Dec 2025
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Boy, Carry That Weight (Up These Stupid Stairs) by Amity_Ax
Fandoms: Kung Fu Panda (Movies)
03 May 2025
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Only when Po held the completed order in his paw did he realize the hand in front of him was not an open palm demanding food. It was a long claw of a digit, pointed directly at him.
Po’s mind was entirely quiet as he took in the kung fu legend and his shaking yet unerring digit. Or—no, that wasn’t his mind. It was the crowd, struck silent some time ago.
The bowl in Po’s hand was steaming hot, fresh from the noodle cart.
…There was only one thing Po was supposed to do with fresh bowls of noodles on the job.
“Here you go, sir.” Po croak-whispered. “Enjoy.”
“Thank you,” Oogway smiled, humor and kindness shining in his eyes. The ancient turtle swapped the bowl to his other hand and continued pointing at Po.
Po blinked at the turtle, uncomprehending. “Do you… want another one?”
“No, friend,” Oogway chuckled warmly. He took a sip, smacking his mouth thoughtfully. “Actually, yes. But later, I think.”
Oogway’s staff caught Po’s extended hand and lifted it high.
“The Universe has brought us the Dragon Warrior!”
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Po makes it to the Dragon Warrior Tournament. Early. With the noodle cart.
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- Part 1 of Long Noodles, Long Life
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18 Dec 2025
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Of Empty Hearths and Empty Homes by Anonymous for Fozzy
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
23 Jan 2024
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Tommy is a runaway working illegally at a tavern. He has a plan to stay low, stay hidden in plain sight, and to make sure nobody finds out about his most guarded secret.
Too bad nobody informs the Emperors of the Antarctic Empire about this plan.
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- English
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- 114,501
- Chapters:
- 18/25
- Collections:
- 18
- Comments:
- 1,446
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- 6,464
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- 1,397
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- 175,285
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30 Aug 2025
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The Many Deaths of Hob Gadling by euzede
Fandoms: The Sandman (TV 2022), The Sandman (Comics)
14 Jul 2025
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Being barred from the Sunless lands, Hob crosses the threshold of the Dreaming every time he dies.
Be it pride, or some other strange feeling, Dream is reluctant to tell him this isn’t actually Purgatory.Bookmarked by Barnacle_bones
24 Aug 2025
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Touched by Death, loved by a Dream by SigniorBenedickofPadua
Fandom The Sandman (TV 2022)
29 Jan 2023
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When Roderick Burgess tries to summon Death, he gets Hob instead, who is apparently the next best thing as he has been touched by Death.
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22 Aug 2025
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Putting Out Fire With Gasoline by notallsandmen (notallmaenads)
Fandoms: The Sandman (Comics), The Sandman (TV 2022)
25 Jun 2023
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“You are late. I thought it was impolite to keep friends waiting?”
“We’re not friends. We’re not… anything. You’ve made that perfectly clear.”Dream does not get fishbowled and does turn up for the 1989 meeting, only to find that Hob does not appear.
Hob has not been not captured or detained; he just stands him up.
Or — what if Hob was a little less of a forgiving, patient cinnamon roll, and a little bit more of an salty bitch and went: ”You abandon me in the 1889, I will ghost you in 1989.”Inspired by Cat People (Putting Out Fire) by David Bowie
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- 5/5
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15 Aug 2025
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"You came to the edge of Time and Night, at the borders of oblivion, to offer me the chance to undo my death and return to life?"
"Before I answer that question, I want to know if you're about to call me an idiot."
"I cannot swear that I am not," Dream says, with the faintest hint of a smile. "Even for you, Hob, this is dangerous. More than you understand. And yet," he adds before Hob can formulate a defence, "I am. Honoured. You should not have come, but..."
"But you're kind of glad I did, aren't you?"
(Hob Gadling attends the funeral of the King of Dreams. But that isn't where the story ends. It's only where it begins.)
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- English
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- 15,518
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- 1/1
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15 Aug 2025