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she's not going to die today by zerospoons_onlyknives (oprime) for a_cry_in_the_wilderness, periodically_puzzled
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
21 Dec 2022
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Peter Parker has a soulmate mark that doesn’t tell him what his soulmate’s day has in store for them as most people do. Peter Parker has a soulmate mark that only tells him one thing and only some of the time. Peter Parker has a soulmate mark that sometimes disappears.
Wade Wilson doesn’t think about his soulmate mark. Wade Wilson doesn’t look at his soulmate mark (except when he does). Wade Wilson feels kind of bad for whatever dissertation writing, coffee drinking normie is on the other side of his soulmate mark.
An antagonistic SpideyPool AU that I wrote at three in the morning when I couldn't sleep. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.
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- English
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- 97,359
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- 36/36
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- 5
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- 2,277
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24 Jul 2026
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You Always Say the Stupidest Shit by WhiteRoseCottage
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
18 May 2017
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"I know what your problem is," Lance interrupts, pointing a finger at him and smirking as though he's just personally discovered the deepest secret of the universe. God only knows why Keith stops talking then, but in hindsight, he wishes he'd have just gotten louder.
"You need to get laid," Lance announces.
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- English
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- 13,370
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 1
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16 Jul 2026
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Life on the Surface of His Sun by chronicallyill_nephilim
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb)
25 Jun 2024
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The dating life of two superhero's. Nothing can go wrong.
“What’s all this for?” He asked playfully, resisting the urge to reach out for Wade, who was now looking much more relaxed and confident in himself.
“What? I’m not allowed to wine and dine you every once in a while?” He did in fact have wine, nice wine, and Peter was starting to feel out of the loop.
“That’s not what I meant,” He tread carefully, still endlessly curious about what would happen next. Wade was a skittish one when it came to his real feelings and Peter didn’t want to scare him off yet, “It just seems like you have something on your mind.”
“I do, but I’m doing this shit properly.”A collection of short story 'dates' apart of Peter and Wade's lives now that they are entwined.
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- Part 2 of His Sun is Made of Dirt
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15 Jul 2026
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You're gonna wanna be my bestfriend, baby by Firefly_ika
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
29 Sep 2023
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Peter’s given up caring about his identity around Wade. They're friends, proper friends, not just the kind of we-trade-banter-and-you've-saved-my-ass-a-few-times allies you tend to make in the vigilante gig. He hasn't exactly taken the mask off yet, but he's given more than enough information for Deadpool to track him down. The way he's going, it's like he'll reveal his whole life before, you know, actually revealing.
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Five things Peter exposes about himself, and the one that Wade figures out on his own.
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- 11,843
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- 2/2
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- 241
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09 Jul 2026
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doing what lovers do by wintersnosist
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
27 Oct 2023
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Five Times Peter Parker and Wade Wilson didn't realise they were listening to songs from the same playlist, plus One Time they still didn't, but they did confess.
'Cause mama I'm in love with a criminal
And this type of love isn't rational, it's physical
Mama please don't cry, I will be alright
All reason aside I just can't deny, I love the guyAt this moment, Peter’s sure he’s never related to Britney Spears more.
A fluff-filled piece in which Wade Wilson disposes of stalkers, there are aliens and a cure that's never explained, homemade pasta, well-intentioned Avenger members, and Peter Parker being obliviously smitten.
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09 Jul 2026
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A Particular Set of Skills by zerospoons_onlyknives (oprime)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
29 Dec 2023
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Wade Wilson works as a mercenary for The Organization and it's absolutely as shady as it sounds. But who is he to complain when someone will pay him to do the thing that he'd be doing for free anyway? (Murder. He's talking about the murder.)
Unfortunately, Government Black Ops aren't too keen on letting Wade do what he does best without a little bit of... insurance. Every merc is assigned a handler; a comms person in their ear that feeds them intel and makes sure they don't go (too) rogue.
And Wade? Well, he was just assigned a new one.
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- English
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- 72,217
- Chapters:
- 38/38
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Bookmarked by BaliBoo
08 Jul 2026
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A Dash of Monosaccharides by Vixen13
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
24 Dec 2023
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CEO Wade Wilson is the bane of his PR department’s existence. He’s got no filter, a bad reputation, and a face only a mother could love. Needing someone to stay by his side and keep him from doing anything stupid in front of his peers, he delves into the sugaring world. His ability to hire a date goes about as well as his ability to find a date through normal means, and he’s ready to give up when he meets the sassy twink of his dreams.
Peter has been sugaring for years to get him through college, and he’s experienced enough to be a little picky about his next daddy. Still, he wasn’t expecting such a one-sided offer from a scarred, bumbling man who acts nothing like what his bank account says he should. Of course, Peter isn’t going to turn down such a lucrative deal. If arm candy is what Wade wants, then Peter will make sure the man gets his money’s worth.
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- English
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- 11/11
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08 Jul 2026
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Three is a crowd by HolisticMistake
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
13 Jan 2024
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Wade meets Peter first and Spider-Man second but comes to the obvious conclusion anyway: Peter Parker must be the secret flame Spidey is trying to protect with the whole secret-identity shebang. While Deadpool might be morally lax in many ways, he is not a homewrecker, even if Peter is all soft smiles and doe-eyes.
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- English
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- 14,369
- Chapters:
- 12/12
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- 475
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07 Jul 2026
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A Friend by Any Other Name by Destinys_wisdom
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
20 Apr 2024
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The Avengers think they know Spider-Man. SHEILD think they know Deadpool. They’re all wrong. But Spider-Man and Deadpool certainly know each other.
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5 times someone else figured out just how close Spider-Man and Deadpool really are.
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07 Jul 2026
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5 Times Deadpool Thought Spider-Man Was Going to Fight Him, and the One Time He Did by what_they_said
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
28 Mar 2024
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Deadpool is constantly expecting Spider-man to fight him, but he only does about one thing.
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- Part 1 of Spidey and Deadpool Sitting in a Tree
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07 Jul 2026
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you'll feel it when the dance gets hot by deathtothepoet
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel (Comics)
20 Jul 2024
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Peter gets held at gunpoint on the subway and that's only the first time he runs into Deadpool
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- English
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- 7/7
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06 Jul 2026
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though im closer to wrong im no further from right by niðavellir (KingPreussen)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
08 Sep 2024
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"If you two think I wasn't propositioning DP, you're wrong," Peter said sternly. "It's called flirting. Maybe look it up." That seemed to shut all three of them up, from the way Wade almost dropped his taco (a cardinal sin).
Wade came back online a few moments later. "You two?" he ventured, comically looking over both shoulders. "It's just me and you up here, baby boy, unless you've got some invisible friend I haven't met yet."
Peter was already shaking his head before Wade stopped speaking. "Dickhead and asshole, up there," he said, motioning with his taco-filled hand up at Wade's head. "They never know when to leave you the hell alone."
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Five times Peter shut the boxes up, and one time the boxes talked back.
NEW: Chapter 8
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- Part 7 of SpideyPool Oneshots and Short Fics
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- Chapters:
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06 Jul 2026
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Totally Spies by Firefly_ika
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
15 Sep 2024
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There is a new voice in Deadpool's ear.
The voice is sarcastic, obstinate, and willing to loosen the tight leash that the agency has on Wade. Things change and the jobs no longer make Wade want to wring necks just for the fun of it. Maybe it could've been a good thing he hasn't quit yet.
Or: Wade has a handler now. It is exactly who we all think it is.
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- English
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- Chapters:
- 11/11
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- 262
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06 Jul 2026
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Fairytale Zombies by Spideypool_supremacy
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Comics), Spider-Man (Comicverse)
13 Jul 2024
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The first time Spider-Man encounters Deadpool, he is standing like a guard dog ready to atack, a sharp katana in his hands.
The second time Spider-Man sees Deadpool, he is sipping a pink cocktail at his daughter's birthday party.
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- English
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- 74,559
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- 21/21
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- 492
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- 41,232
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04 Jul 2026
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The Bowling Bear: Making Dreams Come True Since 1972 by EstrangedCivilWarNurse
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
27 Sep 2024
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The first time Wade Wilson enters the Bowling Bear, he had an emergency of utmost importance. He, like, really needed to piss. Now trapped in said bowling alley, his only hope of escape is to find love through entering unsuspecting people's dreams. So basically he's trapped forever. Or that's what he thinks, until he enters the dream of one Peter Parker, a lame millennial, as bland as a plain baked potato and utterly too calm about this entire thing. Dream after dream, they grow closer together, but can Peter ever love him enough to help him escape?
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02 Jul 2026
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hey, hi, hello by thistleraven
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
05 Oct 2024
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A series of hellos, from early friendship to more.
"Webs has been suspiciously easy to find lately. Wade's trying not to read too much into it.
(Pbbbbtttt, yeah right. Oh, baby is he reading into it alright, he's reading hard, he's reading like it's 3am and he's half-way through a smokin' hot long fic, red-eyed and chubbed up.)"
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caught in the crosshairs by orphan_account
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Comicverse), Deadpool (Comics)
13 Oct 2024
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“I have friends,” he lies. “And they don't include you, Wade. In case you forgot, you're trying to attack me!”
On top of university and his job at the Daily Bugle, Peter Parker has to deal with his reluctant crush/patrol partner/newfound enemy Deadpool targeting him for his latest job.
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02 Jul 2026
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The Deadpool Dates Peter Parker Universe by what_they_said
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel
20 Jan 2025
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One of those fics where Deadpool dates Peter Parker without knowing he's Spider-Man.
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- English
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- 15,033
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Comments:
- 143
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- 1,168
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- 146
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- 11,597
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29 Jun 2026
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Beau Idéal by Eccentric_Grace
Fandoms: The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Video Games 2018-2020)
30 Jan 2025
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Deadpool walked up and read over the same jars. Then he picked up a clipboard that had been hung up on the side of the shelf. "'Electricity experiment conduction on tegenaria domestica proved successful, frying the body from the inside—' What the fuck?"
"Your employer. He's experimenting on spiders," Spider-Man said, his voice coming out weak.
Deadpool turned his head to look at him silently.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 97,008
- Chapters:
- 20/20
- Comments:
- 264
- Kudos:
- 1,239
- Bookmarks:
- 265
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- 28,300
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28 Jun 2026
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Band-Aids (stay for dinner) by chronicallyill_nephilim
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb)
06 Oct 2024
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Wade hates hospitals. The whole cancer thing and then the whole project X thing... yeah, no hospitals. The universe hates Wade, so into a hospital his unconscious and rapidly healing body goes.
Granted this is not how he thought things would end up. Really, he would not have guessed any of this by a long shot.“Stark’s eyes are brown, your’s are blue. If you’re not comfortable giving me your real name then fine, for now, but you should sooner or later.” She frowned. Typing something into her tablet. “I need to check your injuries one more time, try not to bite me. Ok Mr. Doe?”
“I’m fine, fit as a bran-spankin-new fittle. I promise.” Wade smacked the side of his head hard enough to force it sideways, he still had a massive headache but that was the only thing left from the couple rounds of hole punching done a few hours ago.
She winced at the form of self harm, “I still need to see them.”[Or: Wade meets May before meeting Spider-Man or Peter Parker]
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 61,165
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Comments:
- 100
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- 840
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- 180
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Bookmarked by BaliBoo
25 Jun 2026