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    "All right, I know I'm going to regret asking this," Aziraphale says. "What exactly does this wager entail?"

    Crowley grins like the cat that not only got the cream but has absconded with the entire cow. He grabs the bottle and swigs straight from it despite Aziraphale's tut of disapproval.

     "The pot goes to whichever demon can get an angel into bed by the end of the evening."

     AKA The Fic That Tumblr Made Me Write. Heaven and Hell share a corporate party once per millennium. This time someone's had the bright idea of issuing a challenge to the demons of Hell. Crowley has no intention of missing the opportunity; Aziraphale's just enough of a bastard to make him work for it.

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    23 Jun 2026

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    20 Jun 2026

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    AU, retelling of “Beauty and the Beast”. Quite honestly, sending Aziraphale off into the forest to be held hostage by a giant snake in a cursed castle isn’t even the worst thing Gabriel’s ever done to him, and at least it means a change of scene. But then neither the snake nor the castle turn out to be quite what he’s expecting…

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    20 Jun 2026

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    tildeathdoustogether
    ok friends so i know we all joke about, like john mulaney and keanu reeves and hozier being immortals, but… i really think we gotta add anthony j. crowley to that list

    thelongest27yearsofmylife reblogged and said:
    Christ, Beth, Anthony Crowley is an increasingly popular, openly queer creator with explicitly queer rep in his work that’s really important to some people, can you not make this into a meme for ONCE in your life?

    tildeathdoustogether reblogged and said:
    you think i’m joking but.  i’m not.  l i s t e n  i did not get a history degree for nothing, i have RECEIPTS. buckle in kiddos this is a wild ride

     

    [Crowley accidentally gets a bit famous, and the internet figures out he may be a bit immortal]

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    20 Jun 2026

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    “The Angel of the Eastern Gate.” Crawly grins. “What’s your name, anyway? You never said.”

    “Oh...” Apologies, Aziraphael almost says, but then he doesn’t. That would be taking things a bit too far. This is still the Enemy. “Aziraphael.”

    “Aziraphael,” repeats Crawly—or tries to, because halfway through the word he chokes. Quite badly.

     
    Or: What if Aziraphale’s name was originally "Aziraphael", in keeping with the conventional spelling and pronunciation of angel names, but because of its divine nature Crowley is physically unable to say it out loud.

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    20 Jun 2026

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    It doesn't occur to Crowley to tempt Aziraphale until approximately 5,900 years into their relationship.

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    20 Jun 2026

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    Aziraphale finds himself in a very awkward position as some sort of spell makes everyone merely glancing in his direction instantly fall deeply and desperately in love with him.

    Absolutely everyone.

    Well, apart from Crowley, that is.

    And while both angel and demon search for a solution to this fairly unique problem, Crowley can’t help wondering whether Aziraphale might finally figure out some things he kept hidden for so very long.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    After Nope-mageddon, Aziraphale feels more confident and relaxed. He no longer feels like he needs to keep Crowley at arm's length for their own protection. He can finally tell Crowley that he cares about him more than "friendship" can describe.

    But he doesn't want there to be any chance for miscommunication. But directly talking about feelings in the past with the demon tended to be uncomfortable, so he would need to be a little subtler than that. Of course, human flirting wouldn't work. They already enjoyed traditional human dating activities together, but only as friends. Aziraphale needed something that Crowley couldn't possibly misunderstand.

    Well, perhaps he could research what counted as demonic methods of courting someone. That should be familiar enough for Crowley that he would understand Aziraphale's intentions. What could possibly go wrong?

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    15 Jun 2026

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    He never meant for Heaven to essentially forget he was a Cherub, but six millennia, one non-Apocalypse, several unfortunates misunderstandings and lies, and a demon-napping later, Aziraphale has no choice but to come clean.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    Crowley had been expecting the forces of Above and Below to target him, for Beelzebub or Hastur to seek retribution once the shock faded and the crime remained.

    They had been careful. Crowley’d been downright paranoid.

    Just not careful or paranoid enough to keep from getting blindsided.

    Because when they came, they didn’t come for Crowley.

    They took Aziraphale.

    Crowley had already lived in a world without Aziraphale. He wasn't going to do it again.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    In the immediate aftermath of the Nope-Let's-Notpocalypse, Crowley and Aziraphale tentatively begin to move on, hoping Heaven and Hell will leave them alone in the wake of both of their failed trials.

    Of course, nothing could possibly be that simple.

    It isn't that Gabriel or Beelzebub have actually figured out how the trials were subverted...but boy, do they THINK they have it figured out. Thankfully, it won't take much to keep them in the dark.

    (Crowley and Aziraphale just have to spend eternity together, pretending to be in love with each other. All Crowley needs to do is make sure Aziraphale never finds out that everything he's saying and doing is true.)

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    14 Jun 2026

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    “It's just us,” Crowley says, quieter now Aziraphale is looking at him. “Like I said before. There's not really sides anymore. At least for now. And it could be the only chance we ever get. To try it. Just for a bit.”

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    14 Jun 2026

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    There’s a battle strategy devised by humans many millennia ago that's designed to overcome an adversary who is particularly well entrenched. Some walls are too tall and thick for a frontal assault, and must instead be bested through sheer dogged stubbornness.

    Crowley and Aziraphale didn’t know it, but they were about to be put under siege.

     

    Fed up with an angel and a demon who are still avoiding any talk of Feelings, God starts to interfere. When it comes to the ineffable plan, sometimes things need a bit of a push.

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    12 Jun 2026

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    He’s beautiful, standing there beneath a street lamp that makes his white blonde hair glow like a fucking halo and the pure adoration shining in his eyes just for Crowley. And Crowley wants. Wants with a sudden burning need he hasn’t felt since he sat in the Bentley clutching a thermos full of holy water and watched Aziraphale walk away.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    “Oh she’s a nice one,” Crowley said. “Doesn’t need much. Little water, little sunshine. Just make her feel welcome.”

    After the end, Crowley accidentally moves into Aziraphale's bookshop, bit by bit. He starts with his plants.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    "I've never met anyone as stupid as you," Crowley says, sounding somewhere between exhausted and impressed. "You're never going to Hell again."

    "I hope so," Aziraphale manages, his voice coming out muffled.

    "That wasn't a suggestion, angel."

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    11 Jun 2026

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    “WE AREN’T MARRIED.”
    “Well we aren’t not married,” Aziraphale argues.
    Crowley makes an annoyed sound and stalks away.
    He comes back a minute later, “Well I certainly don’t honor you or whatever they say in those promise things.”
    “Vows. And you honor me with your presence, my dear.”

    Crowley realizes he and Aziraphale act like a married couple. A minor crisis is had. Fluff ensues.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    “Ha!” Crowley said, pointing one of those long index fingers in Aziraphale’s face. “That wasn’t yesterday! That was Monday!”

    It's the day after Crowley and Aziraphale thwarted their respective home offices and saved the world - and it keeps being that day again and again and again.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    “Oh tosh.” He staggers upward and glances around him. Ice fills his veins.

    Eden hadn’t changed a bit.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    Aziraphale is on the Ark, with Crawly. And then he is somewhere else. With Crawly, and himself, and a vision of a future that he would never have imagined. Not in five thousand years.

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    11 Jun 2026

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