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“We can strike a deal.” Dream offers. “You can spare the town.” It’s almost a plea, in the way he says it.
“I could.” The pirate says, Dream staring straight ahead with clenched fists. “I could leave the rest alive. I could go back on my ship, return to my captain, and leave you as you are.”
Wilbur leans closer to the ledge of the window, straining his ears to catch their voices, trying to see every single detail, since he might be the only one left in this building to witness it.
“But.” The Blood God stops in his pacing, a wide grin on his face. “You have something he wants.”
He then lifts his chin up, looking straight at Wilbur.
“Or someone.”
Wilbur freezes, the air in his lungs feeling stuck as he sees red.
(Or, Wilbur was stolen from his family as a baby to be used as a threat so that The Angel of Death, the world's most infamous pirate, could be kept at bay. But Phil's learnt how to gather together loyal crew, and now they've finally come to get back what belongs to him.)
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Bookmarked by Angry_Dumpling0
23 May 2026
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Tommy was not born as a man, or a child, but as a weapon of war.
"I'm sorry, sir, could you repeat that order?" He finds himself with his shoulders drawn tight. "I believe I have misheard."
"The Prince of The North is a threat, which must be eliminated at all costs. You are to do so."
Tommy is sent on a mission that only spells his own death. With no hope out of it, he finds himself becoming the rumored North Prince's personal Knight. If only killing him were that easy too.
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22 Apr 2026
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I was a kid in a village, doing alright, then I became a prince overnight by sircantus
Fandoms: Dream SMP
01 Apr 2023
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(Yes the title is from sofia the first, yes I'm laughing at it, I find it funny-)
In which Phil has created the Antarctic Empire from the ground up and takes in Techno and Wilbur along the way, and raises them while also ruling his kingdom. Tommy, sixteen, lives with Tubbo in an orphanage, the two of them running around in the cold streets of their town.
After a hectic day of getting separated from Tubbo, getting into a few fights, and ending up in an entirely new town, he comes across Phil, and saves him from an assassination attempt by smashing a plate over someone's head.
So then both Techno and Wilbur decide to see who this kid is, and Tommy sure is endearing, in the way that the first time they spy on him, he starts a fight in an alleyway over a bag of cookies.
(and then Tommy basically gets kidnapped into the royal family, but like, legally, y’know?)
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19 Apr 2026
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My Demons by MidnightDinoisthename
Fandom Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Origins SMP, Video Blogging RPF
15 Oct 2025
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22 Mar 2026
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Technoblade is part of MAFIAS. No, not that mafia. Magical Artifact Investigations and Active Solutions.
As an intern, his job is pretty simple: holding on to a variety of supernatural items that can't fall into unsafe hands. This does not combine well with being a sleep-deprived college student.
When Techno finds himself tied up with both the fae realm and the underworld at the same time, he will have no choice but to plead his case for freedom. And maybe try to do that without losing his mind at the very eager fae and goddess who both think they have some sort of claim on him.
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08 Mar 2026
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1919: The Last Year I Was Human by LittleLadyMarmalade
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
02 Jul 2026
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Philza was a vampire who valued responsibility and integrity. He would not allow such blatant disregard to those ideals go unpunished.
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Techno was meant to arrive at the Watson's manor in 1916. But certain geopolitical complications extended the date to 1919.
He could only hope his Master and his Coven would continue their contract in spite of everything. There was no where else for a familiar to really go.
He was just glad he would be dealing with vampires instead of humans.
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26 Feb 2026
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I don't think I'll ever have kids by GardenCliff
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
28 Dec 2023
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Technoblade thinks that the best and worst day of his life were the same day. The day his pseudo brother came rushing into his tent and quite literally dropped a child on him and the same day he was gifted his son. His most precious treasure.
Yes, had it never happened, he would never have had the following even better days of his life. Those first words and first steps, those tiny hands clumsily entangling his hair, that first day of school, those millions of small happenings that he holds dearly within his heart, the knife in his gut…
Yes, there is nothing he would change about the best and worst day of his life.
And all the good and bad days that came after, it’s just all part of being a dad!
(Aka, Technoblade is thrown headfirst into parenthood and bedrockbros fluff with a sprinkling of angst here and there.)
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Bookmarked by Angry_Dumpling0
24 Dec 2025
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Help! I Got Isekai'd As The Cruel Emperor's Husband?! by CatInTheVoid for antimony_medusa
Fandoms: SMPEarth
14 Dec 2025
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His chains rattled as they dragged him across the castle's courtyard.
The guards pulled at him as he stumbled, not giving him a second to recover, but at least the crowd surrounding him was not cheering. Eerily silent; a lot of them didn't even look at him, standing there out of obligation alone.
As Philza was led up a wooden platform, snowflakes melting on his skin and making him shiver almost as much as the shine reflecting off the executioner's axe did, he could only ask himself one thing.
Where the fuck is he?
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15 Dec 2025
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Wilbur doesn't really care for any gods, but.
The only way to make money with his music is by writing worship songs.
And if he can just finish this one for Dream, if he can get the priests to accept it-
He'll have the money he needs to write the music he really wants to.And when they don't accept it?
Well, composing for Dream's rival god seems like the best way to get revenge.Series
- Part 24 of Thirty OneShots In Thirty Days 2025
- Part 2 of The Moon and His Stars
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06 Dec 2025
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They say there was a boy who chased after the sun.
The sun didn't notice, or care, for him.
But oh, the moon did.Tommy is Dream's most faithful worshiper, even if his prayers are seemingly never heard.
But an accidental prayer to Philza brings his faith crashing down.
In a good way.Series
- Part 2 of Thirty OneShots In Thirty Days 2024
- Part 3 of The Moon and His Stars
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19 Nov 2025
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Once, there had been no stars near to the moon, no sons worshiped along with him.
Once, there had been a soldier fighting in a war he didn't believe in.
Once, there had been a god who needed help, and was lonely.Once, Philza had thought to himself:
I want a child.Series
- Part 7 of Thirty OneShots In Thirty Days 2025
- Part 1 of The Moon and His Stars
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19 Nov 2025
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of quiet birds in circled flight by starcasting for Unikrinstall
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
25 Dec 2024
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“Yeah, okay. I’m going to need a spell for Phil. Name your price and I can start on it, just need him healed.”
Tommy narrowed his eyes, wrinkled his nose, and it was his turn to examine behind the stranger. There was a horse in the clearing, with several bundles of clothes on it.
“Is Phil the horse? He doesn’t look sick to me, though I’m not an expert. I don’t do horse bodies as well as I do human bodies though,” Tommy said, considering.
“What, no,” the man said. “The horse is Carl. This is Phil,” he said, and plucked the crow right off his shoulder to hold him at eye height.
“Oh you smarmy little bugger,” Tommy said, eyes narrowing. “You knew exactly what you were doing when you stole those berries.”
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Or: Tommy's trying to be the Best Witch of the Black Woods. Phil and Techno need a bit of magical help. Feelings and magic tangle together.
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14 Aug 2025
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miscommunications in the field of education by Ria_Writes_Stuff for TimeToCommitCrimes
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
06 Jul 2025
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Professor Craft will tell you everything and anything about his life, from his pets to his plans to sweet snippets of his adored husband, Tee. The only thing he *won't* tell you, is what he looks like.
Professor Blade will tell you nothing about anything that isn't class related - you know he's married and he's mentioned his dogs one (1) time.
When someone uploads a picture of the two kissing, surely nothing can go wrong
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- Part 7 of MCYTBLR AU Fest 2025 collection (:
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Bookmarked by Angry_Dumpling0
12 Aug 2025
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“Of home?”
Tommy blinked, then slowly tipped his head. “No. Not home-home. But... home-sound. Home-feel.” He pressed a hand over his chest, right in the middle. “In here place.”
He smiled shyly. “Like you. And pigs. And nest days.”
Techno swallowed.
“Well,” he said, clearing his throat, “we’ve got plenty of chickens. And pigs. And you’ve got your nest.”
Tommy brightened. “And you.”
“Yeah.” Techno reached over and gave the top of his head a gentle ruffle, fingers brushing through downy feathers. “You’ve got me too.”
Or Just drabbles i have made over time about the same bedrock bros AU
This is in no timely order, just posted because I love this so much :)Series
- Part 1 of Bri writes about block game lol
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14 Jun 2025
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The miscommunications continue.
Technoblade is adjusting to life in space and recovering from his injuries. The rest of his crew are trying to figure out how to handle having a human around.
They'll get there eventually.Series
- Part 2 of Miscommunications AU
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Bookmarked by Angry_Dumpling0
23 Mar 2025
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Genetics with hybrids are always a bit wacky. The fact that Techno doesn't look like his family isn't unheard of. But that doesn't mean that the sucking void in his chest every time he sees the lack of wings on his back is any easier.
That's fine, because there's another strange aspect of hybrid traits. If someone with recessive hybrid genes experiences enough stress or their life is threatened, sometimes they present the way that they were meant to.
Maybe then, Techno will finally fit right in his body. And his family.
SBI Whumptober prompts: Fainting + “You're burning up”
AI-less Whumptober prompts: Self harm + BulliedSeries
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Bookmarked by Angry_Dumpling0
22 Mar 2025
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The last time a human was seen outside of the Virgo supercluster, Phil hadn't even hatched yet. That didn't mean it wasn't a species he recognized on sight. After the most disastrous first contact in remembered history, the galaxy where Earth was situated had been cordoned off with a highly secure perimeter only scientists, diplomats, and the occasional political party were allowed to pass. For all intents and purposes, there should never be a human outside of that border.
There shouldn't be, but Phil was looking at one.
SBI Whumptober prompts: Reluctantly accepting help + Fish out of water + Auction
AI-less Whumptober prompts: Panic attacks + DissociationSeries
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21 Mar 2025
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Starchild by Dragonire
Fandom Minecraft (Video Game), QSMP | Quackity SMP, Video Blogging RPF
21 Jun 2026
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14 Nov 2024
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To Be A Credit To Their Kind by Miss_Kitty
Fandom Dream SMP, The Yard (Podcast), Video Blogging RPF
07 Aug 2024
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14 Nov 2024
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to raise an anarchist (and receive a tyrant) by seasonaldepressionclub
Fandoms: Dream SMP
24 Dec 2025
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Technoblade is a living sword.
For four hundred years he fought wars on behalf of tyrants, but one wish to a dead god sends him back in time to before the madness. Now Techno sets his sights on revenge, and plans to use the youngest heir of the Duke of Blumefallen, Theseus, to usurp the throne and achieve his revenge, then hopefully dip from the drama.
But what happens when the Craft family doesn't want him to leave?
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- Part 4 of season's sPoOky bingo board
- Part 1 of spooky bingo board for spooky season (2)
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Bookmarked by Angry_Dumpling0
13 Nov 2024