AlwaysSometimesKobold
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A collection of poor decisions regarding magical girls by AlwaysSometimesKobold
Fandoms: Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Puella Magi Madoka Magica
24 Apr 2026
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A collection of PMMM oneshots (many of which magically become not-so-oneshots). Expect Useless Lesbians, Homura being a dork, rampant ooc, questionable worldbuilding, and bad life choices.
Multi-chapter Series:
Propheteering (1, 5, 10, 12, 23, 40, 48, 100, 106, 132)
Familiarity (6, 8, 9, 15, 19, 22, 25, 31, 37, 44, 56, 65, 95, 115, 131, 136)
Cuckoo (7, 16, 18, 29, 33, 51, 97, 128)
Purgatorio (11, 26)
Haunting Homura (27, 32, 57, 71, 127)
WvW (24, 35, 55, 74, 126)
Mitakiharan Rites (39, 42, 80, 116)
Linked Destinies (41, 43, 45, 66, 98, 122)
Monstrum Puella (38, 46, 49, 61, 82, 94, 109, 130)
In the Navy (36, 47, 53, 59, 85)
Pocket Chocolates (20, 62)
MoeMonsters (58, 63, 77, 129)
Shades of the afterlife (50, 64, 104, 123, 139)
Magical Girl Manager Quest [CYOA] See other work
Mechana Magica (76, 83, 89, 119, 133)
I still don't have a title (88, 92, 107, 124)
AAMGAU (91, 101, 103)
IseIseKaiKai (52, 112)
Carys, from Hell (0, 79, 113)
Council (118, 125) -
Magical Girl Manager Quest [CYOA] by AlwaysSometimesKobold
Fandoms: Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Puella Magi Madoka Magica
26 Mar 2026
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Manage magical girls. Keep your business afloat. Keep the gay babies from getting themselves killed.
A "Quest," here, refers to a type of forum game originating in the Spacebattles forums. In it, the audience gets to vote on options each turn/chapter, with the Quest Master (QM) in turn writing the results (usually arbitrated by dice rolls) and offering new options to vote on.
Canceled.
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A collection of poor decisions regarding cephalopods by AlwaysSometimesKobold
Fandoms: Splatoon
30 Nov 2025
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A collection of oneshots, some of which may or may not mutate into multi-chapter fics. Expect Useless Lesbians, the agents being five flavours of dumb, rampant ooc, questionable worldbuilding, and equally questionable life choices.
Multi-Chapter Fics:
Squidmarks (2, 5)
Maya (4, 6, 9, 13, 20, 22)
The Scrapheap (7, 11)
Mahou Shoujo Coleoid Magica (12, 14, 19)
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A collection of poor decisions regarding gundams by AlwaysSometimesKobold
Fandoms: 機動戦士ガンダム 水星の魔女 | Mobile Suit Gundam: The Witch from Mercury (Anime)
06 Nov 2025
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A collection of oneshots (some of which may or may not grow followups). Expect Useless Lesbians, Miorine being repressed, rampant ooc, questionable worldbuilding, and unfortunate life choices.
multi-chapter series:
The Assassinations of Miorine Rembran (4, 11, 16, 19, 26, 30)
Hover (7, 13)
Familiar of Mio (12, 15, 17, 21, 25, 28)
A Perfectly Normal Highschool AU (22, 24) -
A collection of poor decisions regarding Miscellany by AlwaysSometimesKobold
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Rune Factory 5, Parahumans Series - Wildbow, 葬送のフリーレン | Sousou no Frieren | Frieren: Beyond Journey's End (Manga), RimWorld (Video Game), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
09 Oct 2025
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A collection of oneshots from various fandoms. Expect useless lesbians, rampant ooc, inconsistent worldbuilding, and atrocious life choices.
Multi-Chapter Works:
PWBGEARL (2, 5, 9)
Flayn and the Princesses (3, 13)
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flowers shall grow by parsnipit
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, Linked Universe - jojo56830 (Webcomic)
25 Jan 2026
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The first thing the Dragon of the Wild knows is this:
It hurts.
Wild swallows a secret stone in order to save Zelda from Ganondorf.
Meanwhile, Hylia dumps eight iterations of his soul into the Depths for a lesson in despair and dragon-keeping.
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Bookmarked by AlwaysSometimesKobold
10 Jul 2026
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A Hero in Scales by mirrahknights
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, Linked Universe - jojo56830 (Webcomic)
27 May 2026
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The chain meets Legend while in mer form. Good news is, they've seen weirder. Bad news is… he's stuck like that.
Series
- Part 4 of Scatterbrained LU Works
Bookmarked by AlwaysSometimesKobold
11 Jul 2026
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Perigee/Apogee by Adwen
Fandoms: Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon
18 Dec 2025
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Earth Guardian Mamoru and his talking cat Luna are on a quest to find a princess, a crystal, some scouts, and also whatever is up with his existence in general.
Jadeite of the Shitennou is on a quest to gather energy for his queen — a task complicated by the blonde women that keep harassing him over his "evil multi-level marketing schemes."
Meanwhile, Usagi is newly fourteen for the third time and hasn't figured out how to broach the time travel conversation to a group of strangers that used to be her friends. She really ought to figure it out soon, before history butterflies out of control…
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#role reversal that usagi didn't plan for and really doesn't like. also time travel. there's also thatBookmarked by AlwaysSometimesKobold
02 Jun 2026
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A closet made out of glass by yourlazynerd
Fandoms: Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Puella Magi Madoka Magica
30 Jun 2026
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"she won't love you like you love her, she will hate you for what you did!"
"Oh but she already does?"
Sayaka freezes as Homura feels a grin placed itself on her lips, her eyes closing as she goes for the kill
"She told me so herself! I'm her best friend!"
Sayaka stares at her with a gapping mouth, confusion fully on display
Homura feels her grin grow even more
(Post rebellion Homura who is somehow still in the closet)
Bookmarked by AlwaysSometimesKobold
17 May 2026
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DATE OR DIE ♡ Homu-chan’s 100-Loop Gacha Hell by hersundream
Fandoms: Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Puella Magi Madoka Magica
21 Mar 2026
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On the day Homura transfers in, the universe gets bored and installs patch 1.0: Affection Points Only.
Witches? Now mandatory rom-com dates.
Soul gems? Powered by love meters.
Reality? Will literally blue-screen and delete itself if the Main Route (Homura × Madoka) doesn’t hit 100% True End before the giant pink countdown heart in the sky reaches zero.
Homura remembers every loop.
Madoka just thinks the world got “super romantic lately.”
Kyubey is now an overworked intern selling gacha romance pulls.
And Amorubey (Kyubey’s idol-pink cousin) is commentating the whole apocalypse like it’s the season finale of the century.
Tsundere choices, floating pink menus, forced umbrella dates in hallways, giant teddy-bear boss fights.
If Homura can’t stop being emotionally constipated long enough to pick the honest route…
everyone loses. Forever.
…welcome to hell’s cutest dating sim.
Good luck, Homu-chan~ ♡Bookmarked by AlwaysSometimesKobold
08 May 2026