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What do you do when someone leaves you out in the cold? Sunny has been thinking about that for a long time. Does Sunny try to apologize and promise to do better? Does she do something really important for them? Does she try to be as loyal as possible?
No, none of those have ever worked. At best, they delayed the inevitable, which is her being all alone. No family, no friends, NOTHING.
Well… there is one thing that makes people care about her. If Sunny becomes angry and violent, they start thinking about her, she starts controlling what they can or can’t do. And they finally apologize for hurting her.
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- Part 8 of Mental heath goes splat
- Part 2 of Seems Fishy (Because there's Salmonids)
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A weird kettle appeared in Alterna, and because of it, weird things happened. Now, each Captain is going to have to figure out how to deal with (a) kid(s) that decidedly isn’t (aren’t) their own.
Three Neos. Two Captains. But only one way home. Will the kids ever get back to their own places?
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- Part 3 of Segmentation Fault
- Part 5 of Thermodynamics
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Boy and salmon try to reach promised land.
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Russet is a squid without a place to call home, and travelled to Splatsville in the hopes of finding it. What they do find is an unlikely friend, and a mess to help clear up. Maybe they don't quite have the skills to be a secret agent, but they've managed to convince people otherwise... even if mostly by accident.
At least they have Margin there to help. Or make things worse. Maybe both?
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- Part 7 of Squid Story
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Neo 3 comes into contact with some fuzzy ooze but...
The body of an Inkling isn't equipped to fit a skeleton.
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If Your Laptop Dies And You Actually Go Touch Grass You Might Even Get A Girlfriend by arandomcottagecorelesbian
Fandoms: Splatoon (Video Games)
11 Jun 2026
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"Fucking fuck fuCK FUCK- “
Three’s eyes widened as her software crashed, the screen turning a white tint and loading. ‘This program isn’t responding. Wait for it to load?’
“FUCKKKKKK!”
Three had a very impressive vocabulary, really. To be fair, though, its not as if they didn’t know any other words- it’s just that none of the other words encapsulated her feelings as well as-
“FUCK.”
Yeah, that one. Three slammed shut her shitty laptop with anger- but also with care. She was way too poor to afford another laptop, let alone a better one- and no way in the universe she was letting the chaos duo with their giant fucking billboard (seriously, who needs that big of a billboard??) taunting her from her window to pay for her stuff.
Man, she really hopes she remembered to save.
…She probably didn’t.Or- That one musician au no one asked for starring lesbian cephalopods
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Eight went out expecting a fun night with friends. She didn’t expect to walk away laughing, tipsy, and maybe a little too interested in a certain DJ with neon-green tentacles and sharp comebacks. Connections can happen anywhere—even in the noise of Inkopolis Square.
AU where Three is a DJ and Eight is a popular turf player.
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Splatoon hc before Splatoon raiders realeses by IloveYaoi_Yuri_and_Yari_Yahoo
Fandoms: Splatoon (Video Games)
10 Jun 2026
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Head cannons that are free to use!
The rating is bc i make a sexual joke you'll know it once u read it- Language:
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They had moved past it, I thought. A disease so terrible had to have ended by now. It's been 100 years since the Great Turf War had ended, and it's simply faded away into myth among those who weren't there to see it unfold. Even for those who did, it's barely a discussion anymore. It really did seem like Inkling civilization had moved on..
But of course not. Now one of Inkopolis's finest agents has become Patient One, and it only goes downhill from here.
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Fun Shark Facts That Might Surprise You! by fishappreciator
Fandoms: Splatoon (Video Games)
09 Jun 2026
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After inheriting your parents’ home in the dying town of Old Abalonia, you’d gotten yourself swamped in loans to debatably unethical organizations. With no real way to pay off your debt other than scavenging old metal left behind in the Splatlands, you tried your best to make living in Old Abalonia work, no matter how hard the town treated you.
Then, of course, Shiver Hohojiro, some Octoling you’ve never heard of, busted her way into your life, and things were never the same.
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Neo accidentally stayed out past curfew and didn't want to deal with that.
So they head to 3's apartment.Series
- Part 2 of Neo being agent 24s child.
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A Bright, Wonderful, Rainbow-Colored World!!! by Sugar_Star_Candy
Fandoms: Splatoon (Video Games)
07 Jun 2026
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The story of three inklings and an octoling who only hope to find their place in the world. These four were tethered together by pure fate, and refuse to leave each other's sides.
So, when Rain's parents try to force her to move back home, the others do everything in their power to stop it.
No matter how much time passes, no matter what obstacles they face, these four will stay together no matter what.
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- Part 14 of Squidbeak Splatoon Shorts
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Collection of Assorted Whosits and Whatsits by Bronyficent for EikaPrime, Icecreamlover2000, Lanaban, DK_Rap, nnothhingg
Fandoms: Splatoon (Video Games), Super Smash Brothers, どうぶつの森 | Animal Crossing Series, SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon)
06 Jun 2026
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A collection of various story ideas in the Splatoon universe, in various stages of development and completion, which you are invited to use at your own leisure.
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Humans were thought to have fully died, but the human spirit endures. In the new world, humans resurface from their underground safe havens to find that their world is so different, yet so similar. Now they have to deal with the new world at their feet, extremist organizations, interspecies politics and relations, new ways of living, and all the complications that comes when two worlds meet. Will humans and the new SeaLife be able to co-exist, or will one of them die out in a war for global dominance?
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It isn’t enough to say I’m thinking of you (it’s all in my chest) by sealcille for FaeMytho
Fandoms: Splatoon (Video Games)
05 Jun 2026
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There had always been a reason that their sign for her was three fingers pressed to their chest, over one of their hearts.
(on captain having feelings and being totally normal about it)
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Two unlikely friends sent their sights trying to unearth a secret organization that is after them for various different reasons. Under some help from the New Squidbeak Splatoon setting their sights on their own path for the truth. Perhaps maybe these two friends will become closer together.
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- Part 2 of Splatoon: The mysteries of the Order
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The King of Inkopolis had no choice but to surrender his only child, Pearl, to a large clan of savage octolings to honor their agreement and create trust between the Kingdom and their clan, upon the demand of the Octarian Leader, Chief Octavio. And for his Heir and the Princess to be paired for a special arrangement.
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Splatoon Decade: Season Two by TheMultiverseWillNeverEnd
Fandoms: Splatoon (Video Games), H. P. Lovecraft's Cthulhu Mythos & Related Fandoms, SCP Foundation
01 Jun 2026
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The city of Splatsville has never been under greater threat.
Mayor Haggles is enacting hostile policies and controlling the media using his connections in the television industry to turn an already-volatile populace against each other. And some of those working under him have their own, equally corrupt ambitions
The Inkadian Reclamation Society and Octarian Liberation Front are trying to annihilate each others' species, with everyone else caught in the middle of their genocidal campaigns.
The Servants of the Dreaming Cadaver are unlocking darker magicks still, violating the laws of nature itself in their quest to bring about the end times.
And all of this while their best hope at survival, the New Squidbeak Splatoon, are more enemies than friends. With the ultimate crisis fast approaching, the five strongest members of Squidbeak will have to decide what's truly most important to them before all of it comes to an end.
(Next chapter coming July 23rd)
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- Part 13 of Squidbeak Around The Multiverse
- Part 19 of The Multiversal Crossover Cosmology Saga
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Agent 8 hasn’t spoken to Captain/Agent 3 since Octo Expansion. She thinks Captain hates her. At Pearl’s party, she needs a ride home, and with no other option for a ride, she asks Captain to take her home. However, Eight’s house is far away, and the rain is awful.