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Ilya Rozanov vs The Unintended Consequences of Woke Hockey by Sagebrner
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
02 Jun 2026
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Forester (Admirals🔛🔝)
So the true way to combat the Bisexual Russian Terminator isn’t with homophobia...
It's actually with even more gay
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You're a goddamn genius.----
The NHL rookies have joined forces to strategize now that two of the greatest hockey players of all time are on the same team and Ilya Rozanov must suffer from the unintended consequences of making hockey more woke.
Mainly, the way everyone keeps implying that they want to fuck his husband.
or: a group of rookies unionize and employ chirping as a form of psychological torture against a one Ilya Grigoryevich Rozanov.
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20 Jul 2026
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hollanov bottom prep <3 by bisexualbuckley
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
09 Feb 2026
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hollanov fics but we talk about bottom prep a bunch <3 yay <3
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16 Jul 2026
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make me sweat, make me hotter by bisexualbuckley
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
12 Dec 2025
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Getting a text from Ilya after games was far from out of the ordinary.
Even still, Shane had never gotten a post-game text from Ilya quite like the one he got today:
'Do not shower. Not even deodorant. Go straight home. I am waiting for you.'
Shane isn’t sure what to say. But. This is his fiancé’s order. And his fiancé is basically never wrong about anything (not that Shane would ever let him know), especially when it comes to sex. The fact that Ilya is demanding he come home right away makes Shane smile to himself. Ilya is so sexy when he’s possessive and impatient. They haven’t seen each other in three whole weeks.
So, despite the fact that Shane pushed himself incredibly hard tonight, sweating up a storm as he won his team the game in OT, Shane doesn’t shower.
OR; ilya has a thing for the way shane's sweat smells. lucky for him, shane is kinda in love with this freak.
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16 Jul 2026
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“It is the worst day of my life,” Ilya declares, throwing himself dramatically onto one of the kitchen stools. “I went to go get lunch at Russian place I like, the one with lamb pelmeni? They had sign on the door. They are closing. Forever.”
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Or: Ilya’s favorite Russian restaurant in Ottawa is going out of business. There is only one thing Shane “Mr. Real Estate” Hollander can do.
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- Part 4 of my anonymous heated rivalry fic
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15 Jul 2026
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When Shane meets Ilya's gaze, there's a challenge in his eyes. “Simple points system,” he decides. “Score kept by Bood."
“Great,” Bood sighs, “Now I’m a fucking marriage counselor,” but he’s already uncapping an Expo marker and starting a tally on the top left corner of the whiteboard. HOLLZY VS. ROZ it says, and under it, 0-1.
Like they're teenagers again, Shane crosses the locker room and extends a hand for Ilya to shake. "May the best husband win."
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Or: Ilya and Shane compete to see who's the better husband.
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- Part 12 of my anonymous heated rivalry fic
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14 Jul 2026
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At the corner store, the guy asks what brand of cigarettes Shane wants. Shane has never paid enough attention to Ilya’s cigarettes to notice a brand name; he asks for Marlboro, because at least it’s a name he knows.
At home, on his balcony, he cracks the pack and lights one. The smell curves towards him slowly, diffuse in the city air.
He closes his eyes. If he focuses, it’s three months ago and he’s sitting in Ilya’s bed and Ilya is resting his chin on Shane’s shoulder. Stay, he’s murmuring. I am not done with you yet.
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Or: Shane has a thing about smells.
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- Part 17 of my anonymous heated rivalry fic
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13 Jul 2026
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“Ilya, hey, hey,” Shane says, setting the plates down and hurrying around the table to Ilya’s side. “What’s wrong, why are you crying?”
Ilya hiccups. “Is fine. Is nothing. I am just crying because Pike is so ugly,” he blubbers. “And it is so sad that these beautiful children have to look at his face every day.”
Pike waits until Ilya’s got his hands over his eyes to meet Shane’s gaze and mouth 'what the FUCK'.
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Or: after Shane moves to Ottawa, Ilya develops a habit of randomly bursting into tears.
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- Part 19 of my anonymous heated rivalry fic
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13 Jul 2026
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A Little To The Left by anxiousTypist
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Mar 2022
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Wei Ying visits a spa for a massage. Her masseuse is Lan Zhan, tall and beautiful, and fuck her hands are so big, fuck fuck fuck.
She needs a really good massage for all her back pain. She gets a really good massage, but there's not a lot of focus on her back...
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13 Jul 2026
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Mira's not afraid of demons. She's choreographed worse.
So what if Abby and Romance are six feet of muscle, demon, and obsession with golden eyes and glowing patterns?
She’s got a sharp tongue, high standards, and zero interest in feeding their egos.…Until they corner her.
And fuck her so thoroughly she sees gods in the mirror.
[One Shot]
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13 Jul 2026
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You Have (81) Unread Messages by subcorax
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
22 Dec 2025
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Or: the WAG Ilya thing.
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11 Jul 2026
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You Have Reached Lily by ItsMayBiTheWay
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
06 Jan 2026
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Hayden finds Lily’s contact and touches the little call button.
After a short time, the call connects. “Shane,” a breathless sound reaches his ear, a broken heavy Russian accent cut off by a choked up sob. “You scared me.”
Hayden hangs up.
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Hayden calls Lily after Shane’s injury
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- Part 1 of Hayden Pike Hockey-matic Universe
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11 Jul 2026
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salt is sweat by neeash
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
02 Jun 2020
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Wei Ying thirsting over the hot, broad-shouldered guy in the gym. And then they fuck in the locker room.
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09 Jul 2026
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complementary by andreanna
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
12 Jan 2021
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“I thought… I thought you Lans would be all about repression and self-regulation.”
“No.” Lan Wangji frowns. The rules surrounding kemmer had not been part of Wei Wuxian’s punishment. They were a subsection, intended for clan members as they reached maturity. “Kemmer is important.” He wets his lips, “sacred.”
(no knowledge of The Left Hand of Darkness required)
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08 Jul 2026
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take what you’re given by la_muerta
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Oct 2020
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Wei Ying's job is stressful but he actually does love it, so when he said that he'd rather be his husband's sex slave and do nothing all day but take cock, he'd only been joking. Sort of.
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- Part 6 of MDZS Kinkmeme Fills
- Part 1 of for you, it's all for you
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07 Jul 2026
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After leaving behind his last job, Ilya threw himself into a new profession: making and selling all things one can pickle. His week revolved around the Sunday farmer's market. Everything seemed simple and predictable until a new vendor arrived late in the season.
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30 Jun 2026
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all the time in the world to get it right by belle_abroad
Fandom 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Aug 2020
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27 Jun 2026
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“Sorry, I, uh. Laundry day caught up to me before I could catch up with it. I saw this shirt left in the washer a few days ago, and—“ Wei Ying blinks up at Lan Zhan through dark eyelashes that he wants to kiss, maybe, and gives him an uncharacteristically hesitant smile. “Do you mind?”
I mind the fact that we are not married, Lan Zhan thinks.
Wei Ying keeps borrowing Lan Zhan’s clothes. It is only mildly driving him insane.
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23 Jun 2026
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The one thing nobody who knew her could deny was that when Hermione Granger wanted something, she took it.
Which led her here—in her shortest skirt and her tallest boots, leaning against the barricade in front of the stage as she sang along to every word, determined to catch the attention of one—or all—of The Marauders.
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12 Jun 2026
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When he retired from Quidditch and took up the mantle as the head of the family, he anticipated many things.
Violence. Blood. War.
Foolishly, he assumed there would also be times of peace, lulls in the chaos. And there could be, if only his wife would stop running her mouth to the wrong people.
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Mob boss Viktor and Brat Ginny freak a lot, nasty style.- Language:
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12 Jun 2026
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Creature Rights Advocate Hermione Granger pays a visit to convicted murderer Draco Malfoy with a trick up her sleeve.
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11 Jun 2026