Absoleil
Fandoms
- Dream SMP (11)
- Minecraft (Video Game) (7)
- Original Work (2)
- Hermitcraft SMP (1)
- Video Blogging RPF (1)
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These are all my drabbles and planned fic that I haven't finished yet or don't want to post as stand-alones. Keep in mind, most of these if not all of them are going to be finished/polished up eventually, so please, if you want to use any of these, link your work as inspired and don't plagiarize.
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Reciprocal Care is Integral in a Relationship (Yes, Phil, That Means You) by Absoleil
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
25 Dec 2025
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Phil doesn't get hurt nearly as often as you'd think he would. He's fast, smart, and quick to draw and not question in the thick of battle.
But that doesn't mean it doesn't happen, and it's Techno's turn to take care of things when it does. At the very least, Techno reckons no-one dies.
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In Uta are 3 core families in this kingdom, the Royal family of Ares, King Collier Ares and Queen Eula Ares along with their crown prince the sole heir to the throne, Prince Ike Ares, who handles the other nobles, is the Face of the Empire and runs the military of the empire.
House of Pluto, Ran by Grand Duke Luminous Pluto, Grand Duchess Daiko Pluto along with their daughter Lady Tara Pluto and their son, the heir to the house, Lord Mercury Pluto. They handle the wealth are the police of the empire .
Finally The House of Itus, Ran by Grand Duke Hades Itus, Grand Duchess Hel Itus. They have a daughter named Halley Itus. She went missing years ago and is the heir to the house. Finally their eldest son Aita Itus. The Itus protected the empire from the underworld. Often referred to as the house of death and protection. They rid their kingdom from corrupt nobles and keep the other two families in check.Now why the fuck did you do this to me north!
!Please read the tags!
(Slow to update, apologies)
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- Part 1 of The Stars and Their Blessed One
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Duck in Tub (he's lost his partner) by Absoleil
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
06 Jul 2024
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In which Quackity finally loses his shit.
Also, in which Dark!SBI + Dad!Sam get it back together again.
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Tommy and Techno meet a couple of bitches.
OR: A mashup of tropes and AUs with Dark SBI, research vessels, and lots of feelings.
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I’m rewriting this by Absoleil, Froggy303
Fandom Dream SMP, DSMP - Fandom, Hermitcraft SMP
20 Jul 2023
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I’m rewriting everything here when will I do it? Eventually
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"Hey Wil?" "... Yeah?" "What the fuck just happened?" by Absoleil
Fandom Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
01 Nov 2023
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Of the Northmost Winds and Skies by xxiiyu
Fandoms: Rise of the Guardians (2012), How to Train Your Dragon (Movies)
25 Aug 2020
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It's the first winter after Pitch's defeat. Jack is happy, he's not alone anymore, and his memories are gradually returning. But when a treasure hunt gone wrong puts Jack and Jamie in danger, flinging them through time and space, they find themselves on an island neither of them have heard of before. Jack's first priority is to get Jamie home safe, but Berk's inhabitants - human and otherwise - are certainly not making it easy.
Knowing they will leave Berk and the Vikings behind as soon as they know how to, Jack is not going to risk the pain of growing close to any of these people (or dragons, for that matter). But Hiccup Horrendous Haddock, wearing his heart on his sleeve, doesn't seem to want to take the hint.
Listen to the wonderful SANTAtheGREY's PODFIC HERE
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Bookmarked by Absoleil
31 Mar 2023
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I loved this.
Edit: Chapter thirteen.
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When the Empire of Praxus conquered the province of Polihex they uncovered a strange species living alongside the Polihexians. The Amalgii have a bite that gives Praxians a feeling of euphoria. All found are enslaved. After Prowl is prescribed the venom , dubbed Ex Aurae by its Praxian discoverers for his crippling helm aches, his brother Barricade buys him slaves when he refuses to fill the prescription his medic gave him. Prowl has no use for slaves, Jazz has less use for masters. But this master is different than any the Amalgus has had before. Jazz has free range of the habsuite, and his master's credit chips. Finally, Jazz might finally have the opening he needs to bring his bitlets to freedom, if his master doesn't manage to kill himself first.
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Throne of Stars by DesdemonaKaylose
Fandoms: Transformers: Prime, Transformers - All Media Types
15 Jul 2021
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At the threshold of a hotel room in Kaon, Megatronus steels himself to entertain his new patron. How difficult could it be, he reasons, to please one little bot for a night? It's only interface, after all, and he has plenty of experience with that.
Or; Megatron Accidentally Cable Fucks God
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Transformers Younglings S2 (Episode 2) by IAmZodi
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (Cartoon Generation One)
29 Jun 2026
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(Previously on Transformers Younglings....)
MECH has created two clones of the Autobot Hot Rod designated HR-1 and HR-2. While HR-1 is in the custody of the Decepticons, his twin has infiltrated the Ark and had taken Sideswipe and Bluestreak with her.
But Jazz and his team followed her to Lookout Mountain and discover the secret of the missing Cybertronians now designated as Diaclones.
Meanwhile, Megatron, in possession of HR-1, has some of the clone's memories altered to serve his purpose, and with the discovery of this Hot Rod's siphoning ability, uses the human altercation on the mech as a means to punish both humans and Autobots as revenge. Deadlock, however, finds this plan questionable.
However, the true Hot Rod now lives among the residents of the junkyard, his memories wiped from the events in the city that destroyed the Allspark, or is it destroyed at all?
And while Elita One and her team suffers from being separated from their frames, they found allies among the humans known as the GI Joe courtesy of the operative Marissa Faireborn.
New missions await in Transformers Younglings Season 2...Series
- Part 2 of Transformers Younglings Season 2
Bookmarked by Absoleil
05 Jul 2026
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We Don't Belong Here by Midnightraider
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers One (2024), The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
28 Jun 2026
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A 'mining accident' results in Orion Pax and D-16 ending up aboard the Lost Light, and they find out that, yes, other Cybertonian's exist outside of their universe.
Or as Swerve put it: “Because, yes, we’re on a ship. The Lost Light. And if you don’t know that, then I should have probably called in backup about five minutes ago.”
AU which takes place post Lost Light (specifically after the comics ended) and pre Transformers One.