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Herman's unfocused eyes flutter open to a shadow standing over him, haloed by the bright restroom lights.
"Dude, you look fucking hot," The shadow mutters, and Herman sticks out his tongue, showing off the remnants of Galen's round, and then folds it back inside and swallows achingly. If his saliva didn't help out, he'd probably be feeling this for days. He presents his clean tongue once he's finished, to the shadow's audible enjoyment. "Shit, I'll get in you, real quick, just—"
The shadow starts fumbling with his belt, the sound of clinking metal loud in Herman's ears, and Herman furrows his brows, slow and difficult. How do his facial muscles work, again?
He doesn't get the opportunity to finish figuring it out before the shadow's dick is pushing into his mouth, and its uniquely shaped, fat head combined with his eyes focusing enough to make out two huge ears finally lets him puzzle out the shadow's identity; it's Victor, staring down at him with eyes as wide as milk saucers.
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Robert glances down, eyes briefly skating over the mess of precum dripping over his stomach where his cock's poking out of the last piece of clothing he still has on, at Royd's insistence, before his attention is snagged by something unexpected in the same area.
There's a bulging, round shape, right below where Robert feels tight and too-full, flesh stretched taut and hot over what can only be Royd's cockhead.
Robert tightens around him without even thinking about it, ass fluttering around the base in waves, and watches that bulge throb in response with perverse fascination, feeling warm fluid leak into the bend of his intestines.
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Robert lends Herman out every so often to the other Z-Teamers during non-work hours. Tonight, after a Robert took a trip to a magic sex shop with Phen a couple days ago, they're making a go at top five kinkiest nights of Robert's life. Probably not Herman's, though.
Exists in the same universe and is lowkey a sequel to 'now, now, remember to share your toys' in this same series. I just like making them into freaks.
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After Chad joins the Phoenix Program, his therapist recommends he processes his trauma and emotions by painting.
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A shrinking ray striking his mech suit leaves Herman’s boyfriend Robert Robertson five inches tall. Bored at home with nothing to do, he begs Herman to take him to work with him, but Herman’s superhero costume has no pockets. Luckily, they figure something out. . .
Later, while they are both recovering from a call, Flambae makes a move on Herman. Their relationship may be open, but Robert isn't going to take his boyfriend being flirted with in front of him (even if it's without the other party knowing he's there) lying down. . .
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just some dispatch stories and oneshots (with a focus on Robert Robertson the III) by ALCatLover
Fandom Dispatch (Video Game)
13 May 2026
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Some members of the cast grabbed me by the throat, okay. Robert’s everyman swag got to me.
That and the fact he's like if Comic Spider-Man, Iron Man, and Batman were thrown together and then promptly got their asses kicked into the Worm universe with no goddamn money. And I got a couple ideas.
If the ideas seem weird, sue me. I'm used to being in fandoms left without new content for so long we've started growing a mold culture. Each work should be considered as unrelated to each other, unless I make clear it's otherwise.
All my works in the Dispatch fandom will be posted to this series, so if you're only interested in dispatch, subscribe here, not my user.
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can you cuck someone with the version of them that exists in your mind (and guest stars!) by ALCatLover
Fandom Dispatch (Video Game)
13 May 2026
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DSMP Bande AU by ALCatLover, orphan_account
Fandom Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
30 Mar 2021
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The Astrobiology Immersion Program by startingatmidnight
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 May 2026
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It's not every day you wake up with five arms and no eyes, but Ryland Grace stopped having normal days a very long time ago.
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19 Jun 2026
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Lost in Paradise by Salemn
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
28 Nov 2024
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Satoru takes another step forwards, arms spreading wide in excitement, “Yūji-kun! You’re here!”
“Oh my God,” the child repeats breathlessly, sounding far older than any child his age should sound, unable to tear his eyes away from Satoru. The boy shakes faintly, shock maybe, words a shaky exhale, “it’s really- you’re- you look- this is— oh my God!”
Annnnd there’s really no doubting it now.
Clearly those vivid dreams of war, imprisonment and eleven years of growing up is not the dream Satoru had thought it to be since waking up in the infirmary as a seventeen-year-old student, way back before the source of all his problems defected from Jujutsu society.
What the hell is going on?
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The one where Robert jumps off a bridge and Blazer saves him. Plus interesting worldbuilding around hero bars and an alternate meeting between Flambae and Robert. Very good, wish there was more.
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An Empty Space and a Formless Shape by stormpetrel
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
28 May 2026
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“Um, hello.” Rocky lifts a hand slowly. The rock spider chitters and attempts to lift one back. But it’s tangled in wire, and the force that the alien uses to tug it free sends his body reeling backwards and thumping against the side of the tunnel. Rocky tries to keep a straight face.
“I’ll call you Grace,” he says. “Clearly you have plenty of it.”
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Rocky wakes up in the Tau Ceti system, with his commander and science specialist dead. How's he supposed to save Earth?
Befriend the alien scientist he runs into, of course.
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18 Jun 2026
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who would win: SDN health benefits or one living weapon by savethespiral (Ellinor)
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
17 Jun 2026
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Coupé can't risk getting cut again, so she neglects to mention each and every insignificant injury she receives while on the job. She can't have them seeing her as weak and not worth the chance at redemption Robert offered her when he didn't let them take her away in that police van.
And then Sonar fucks it up.
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