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Marriage, Mayhem, and Ministry Matchmaking by HancockBlocked
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Jun 2026
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The war had been over for two years when the Ministry of Magic passed a new law forcing young witches and wizards to marry someone of a different blood status in order to eliminate pureblood lines within the next generation.
Harrie Potter is paired with Neville Longbottom, one of her oldest friends... but after years of trauma and abuse, she isn't able to touch anyone without gagging and spiraling into a panic attack. Ron Weasley is ripped away from his girlfriend of four months and forced into a marriage with Parvati Patil, a girl he barely remembers from school. While his now ex, Hermione Granger is legally bound to former death eater and bully, Draco Malfoy.
With tensions high and resentment growing, the six of them are forced to navigate unwanted marriages, political pressure, and feelings none of them were prepared to deal with.
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better the devil you work with than the devil you don't by DancingShadows9174
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo, The Grisha Trilogy - Leigh Bardugo
14 Jun 2026
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Based on this tumblr post:
I have decision paralysis because the angel and the devil on my shoulder are always fucking each other and they ignore me when I ask for help so I never know what to doOr,
Kaz isn’t a very good shoulder devil in Nikolai’s opinion. Nikolai isn’t a very good shoulder angel in Kaz’s opinion. Inej’s opinion on the two of them working together is what’s actually important here.
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Being a creator themselves they hated the way that XGaster treated his creations but their wasn’t much they could do about it seeing as it wasn’t exactly real, but reincarnating into UnderVerse they were going to use this opportunity to beat some sense back into Ink, and make sure XGaster lost his life privileges and XGaster’s bitchass was going to pay, and his victims would get JUSTICE. But what was JUSTICE? And what was VENGEANCE? Could they make sure not to fall into VENGEANCE or would they even care if they did?
Also if they might be able to help out a pair of lovers along the way and see one of their favorite ships come to fruition, well, no one could blame them~
But can the others at least stop calling them kid!
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He knows he'll be dooming them if he falls, but he's tired, his body is breaking apart, held together on a higher being's whim only. He wonders if there'll be another to replace him. He wonders if there will be none.
It's rather silly, really, since he won't even be around to witness that. The crowd, the rage and bloodthirst palpable in the air will ensure that. If he does not fall on his own, others will force him to.
Or, in other words, the typical start of Error being forced to jump into the Void one way or another, in this case into the NaJ universe! Updates after chapter 15 will be very inconsistent.
Cross posted on wattpad under the same name!
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Error, our favorite destroyer, wakes up in LEGO MONKIE KID!!!! *shocked face* Whatever would he do?
He doesn't know anything about the story. Well, with the help of the Voices he knows a the main ideas.
And who are these monkeys sweet talking to him? Ugh so annoying. Obviously, Error is the most handsome skeleton in the multiverse! No wonder he gets praises! At least, that's what Error thinks.
Also, Error decided that he hates monkeys.
LMK x Error Sans crossover
(Probably out of character for most characters)
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this skeleton in your closet isn’t even dead enough to warrant this level of secrecy by DancingShadows9174
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo, The Grisha Trilogy - Leigh Bardugo
10 Jun 2026
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Nikolai doesn’t necessarily mean to. He just kind of blurts it out. “I’m bisexual.”
Kaz stares at him almost blankly.
Nikolai dreads the whole time he opens his mouth, his dark eyebrows scrunching slightly.
“...I know,” Kaz says.
Nikolai blinks and jerks back.
What?
He furrows his own brow at Kaz, who just stares back at him still. “What does that mean?” Nikolai asks him point blank. How is this even possible? Is he kidding? Kaz doesn’t really make these kinds of jokes, though —
Kaz frowns. “— it means I know. I knew. I already knew that information.”
Nikolai stares uncomprehendingly at him. His furiously spinning mind screeches to a half.
Finally, after a long moment of silence between them, he asks, maybe shouting a little, “...why didn’t you tell me?”Or,
Nikolai figures out he’s bisexual. This is apparently not a surprise to Kaz.
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SHELLY'S SCHOOL by ParkSohyo_107
Fandoms: Pico's School (Video Games), Dandy's World (Roblox), Newgrounds Rumble (Video Game), Friday Night Funkin' (Video Game)
10 Jun 2026
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no yuri is here okay, only 1 yaoi (Boyfrico/Boyco) ship converted to hetero ship (ForgottenCuddle/Fossilhugs) (bcuz for me Goob is the only toon who fits BF's color palette)
i do not ship shellvision
sometimes i ship clentechnology but this fanfic DOESN'T have any tisha x vee, sorry!
I love cleaningfossils and angryfossils, but they ALSO don't appear in here! -
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The vampires who emerged with the closing of the Fold don’t trouble the Geldstraat. Ketterdam’s rich live securely, with powerful wards against the supernatural built into the fabric of their houses and private security to walk their streets after dark. The rest of the city does what they can to keep safe, but the last line of defense for the poor, the helpless, and the unlucky are the Flames. Chosen by the University of Ketterdam’s Night Science Institute and sponsored by the city in the interests of preserving their labor force, Flames hunt vampires through the streets, accompanied by University-trained Wardens who strengthen and protect them.
Ever since Inej’s parents were killed, she’s devoted herself to a single ambition: becoming a Flame. But on the streets of Ketterdam, the future she dreamed of may not look much like the future she gets.
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Following A Shadow by SophusMao, TailEndOfPoop
Fandoms: Fallout 4, Fallout (Video Games)
07 Jun 2026
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After waking up in the Vault, the Sole Survivor discovers that he can finally see a Shadow.
Can he keep them alive and whole?
Can he keep himself sane in this new world?
Can he find his son?Nora would've been able to handle this much better than he could...
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Everything is so fucked. Holy shit. Jesus fucking christ!
He stood, bracing himself with his hands on his knees as he looked out over Concord and the stretch of destruction beyond it. He couldn't stop the tears flowing down his face. He was so cold. Deep deep in his bones, like the ice he'd been sat on hadn't quite left his blood yet.
Two hundred years. Oh, God, Nora, what do I do? Where do I go!?
He was screaming in his head. He couldn't get his throat to work or his legs to move. Was he screaming out loud? He didn't know. He could only stare out at what used to be his home and hear the roar in his head. He'd lost his best friend, his son, his life. Everyone he'd ever known was dead.
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𝙅𝙪𝙢𝙥 𝙗𝙚𝙩𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙙𝙨 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙢𝙚 // 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙡𝙚𝙩 𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙚𝙣𝙫𝙮 by _Im on kaisers phone_ (Daezy)
Fandoms: Blue Lock (Anime)
07 Jun 2026
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─── there's not a world i wanna visit without the six of you.
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Josh slumps into his seat. His laughter dwindles. “I’m sorry,” he grimaces. “I guess I just—”
“I’m a disease, Josh.”
“You’re what?”
“I’m a disease,” Tyler hums, and it continues to confound. Josh is no less bewildered upon its repetition. “I’m a disease, and it’s contagious, so I—I wouldn’t get too close. You’ll catch it if you do, and then you’ll—”
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tyler believes he is diseased. josh believes he is immune.
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Collei, prospering under Tighnari's care, is finally starting to heal and experience puberty. She also finds a sparkling thread on her finger, destined to lead her to her best friend for life!
But alas, it isn't what Collei had thought. She doesn't know if she's going to get used to this "Prinzessin de Verertilung" anytime soon. Maybe fate made a mistake?
Platonic soulmates AU. Crack treated seriously. Four full story arcs completed as of June 2024!
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- Part 1 of Rando's Collei fics
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Kingdom of Fallen Birds by MartinaKL
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo, Shadow and Bone (TV)
05 Jun 2026
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Ravka and Fjerda are still at war and a new regime has been installed in Kerch, while Kaz struggles to find his way back to his power and lost memories. He is not alone, although there is one person in particular he still misses. However, will someone with such unusual power ever be free and have the opportunity to make decisions about his own life?
The final part of the trilogy. I strongly recommend reading the first two stories first.
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- Part 3 of On Black Feathered Wings
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Дотянуться до тебя by Inudeya_Rima
Fandoms: とんがり帽子のアトリエ | Tongari Boushi no Atelier | Witch Hat Atelier (Manga)
04 Jun 2026
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Вино из запасов Белдарута оказалось на редкость паршивым, как и сам вечер. Могло ли быть лучше? Олургио усвоил, что секреты, которые скрывает Кифли — дремучее болото, из которого выбраться сложнее, чем из зыбучих песков: у них нет ни дна, ни опоры, ни надежды на спасение. И только Олургио в этом месиве пробирается, как привык ходить по заснеженным горам в Нодзе, закрывая глаза на отсутствие тропы, на боль, холод и страх, после каждого падения — поднимаясь и продолжая прокладывать путь.
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Чан уезжает в глухую деревню в поисках спокойствия и тишины. Это идеальное место, чтобы спрятаться от прошлого, оставившего тяжёлый осадок в сердце. Вот только среди знойного июля становится ясно: порой тот, кто раздражает тебя больше всего, — единственный, кто способен распознать твою боль и помочь не сломаться окончательно.
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“I found this notebook in Outertale. I think it belongs to Error.” The child explained as Ink began flipping through some of the pages. The protector stopped on a page in which he saw his name.
“Another fight with the damn ink stain. How does he always know where I am anyways?? I wouldn't be surprised if that weirdo was stalking me or something...”
Ink let out a snort as he continued reading.
“Oh yeah, this is definitely his.” He resisted the urge to read it all right then and looked back up at Core, “Say, could I keep this?”
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Ink gets ahold of Error's diary and slowly revelations are unearthed not only about Error, but Ink aswell.
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the best things in life aren’t free (they’re an extra $20) by DancingShadows9174
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo, The Grisha Trilogy - Leigh Bardugo
31 May 2026
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Kaz is about to rip his coat out of Jesper’s hands entirely so he can chase the cheater down the block, when he finally notices…him.
And oh, fuck.
Kaz stares at the man entering the shop through the doorway, looking slightly concerned about what’s going on.
Kaz wants to bleed this man dry. That’s what this feeling is. He can tell that he’s got some disposable income — come on, he’s got a full sleeve of tattoos on his right arm, and a partial sleeve on his left, and something that goes up the side of his neck from — Kaz assumes — his back. That’s proof of lots of disposable income, because none of them look like stick-and-pokes.
It has nothing to do with the fact that he’s objectively hot. Jesper will say he’s hot at some point during this incoming interaction, that’s how objectively hot this man is. Kaz is not unique in thinking that this blond man with sprawling tattoos is devilishly handsome. He’s just not.Or,
Kaz is posing as a florist for a heist. Nikolai is a tattoo artist across the street. Them meeting was not part of The Plan, but for some reason, Kaz can’t let it — or him — go.
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The Year of the Crows by ScottieRose (Wolf_star_owns_my_soul)
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo, Shadow and Bone (TV), The Grisha Trilogy - Leigh Bardugo
30 May 2026
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Jesper L. Fahey started a new conversation.
Jesper L. Fahey named the conversation “Year of the Crows 🥳🐦⬛!!”
Jesper L. Fahey added Inej Ghafa, Kaz Brekker, Wylan Van Eck, Nina Zenik, Matthias HelvarIt's the Crows senior year of university (sans Wylan) there is just so much to do before they graduate! With Wylan and Jesper refusing to admit their feelings to each other, Kaz and Inej slowly drifting together, and Nina and Matthias being the cutest couple to ever walk the earth. WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO THESE SIX FRIENDS IN THEIR LAST YEAR AS STUDENTS.
Your classic Six of Crows texting fic! there will be drama, there will be (minimal) heists, there will be ROMANCE and COMEDY, and also a plot don't worry 😊
OH AND ALSO this really shouldnt be nessecary to say but this includes spoilers from the grishaverse. if you have not finished Six of Crows, Crooked Kingdom, and maybe the king of scars duology idk DONT READ IT SPOILERS AHEAD
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-Please, please, please, we have to do this!- Ink whined as he showed Error a video he saw on youtube.
-There's no way we're entering an abbandoned building just for look for 'ghosts'. Those things aren't real anyway!-
Next thing Error knows is that he's going up hill to play ghost hunters with the idiot he has for a friend. What a fun play date idea... -
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A series of letters from five humans, to no one in particular and for no purpose at all.
My five TFC OCs get a chance to talk about themselves. A small project for me to try and get inside their heads.
Most, if not all of these, are reflecting back on their pasts, so there's also some backstory in here too...
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- Part 1 of The Freak Circus OCs