Why Do Aliens Like to Interrupt Drinking?
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Guilt, Mercy, and Binge Drinking by one_step_from_death
Fandoms: Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who, The Old Guard (Movie 2020), The Old Guard (Comics)
16 Jun 2023
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When Andy and Booker get stuck in a little town by name of Mercy, between bouts of alcohol-induced unconsciousness, Booker meets the alien called the Doctor. Not that Andy's sure he'll remember it should anyone ask. She sure as hell doesn't want to remember the guilt she and the Doctor feel from their checkered pasts.
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- Part 52 of Of Time Travel and Immortals
- Part 7 of Old When First We Met
- Part 1 of Why Do Aliens Like to Interrupt Drinking?
- Part 9 of The Pond, the Roman, and the Immortals
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Not a New One by one_step_from_death
Fandoms: Doctor Who (2005), Torchwood, The Old Guard (Movie 2020), The Old Guard (Comics), Doctor Who
19 Mar 2022
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Jack meets Joe and Nicky again, and they meet him for the first time. He realizes they're not the same in some ways, but might be in others
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- Part 25 of Of Time Travel and Immortals
- Part 10 of Immortal Husbands Tripping Across Time
- Part 2 of The Same But Different
- Part 9 of Old When First We Met
- Part 2 of Why Do Aliens Like to Interrupt Drinking?
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Before the Wars Began by one_step_from_death
Fandoms: Doctor Who (2005), The Old Guard (Movie 2020), The Old Guard (Comics), Doctor Who
14 Mar 2022
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Booker had been on his way to meet up with the other immortals in eastern Europe when he happened on a man who called himself "John Smith". It turned into a complicated dance of humans and aliens with the Doctor suspended in the middle.
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- Part 24 of Of Time Travel and Immortals
- Part 3 of Why Do Aliens Like to Interrupt Drinking?
- Part 3 of Tale of Two Doctors and Four (or Five) Immortals
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An Idiot and a Drunk Walk into a Bar by one_step_from_death
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Comics), The Old Guard (Movie 2020), Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who
21 Jul 2021
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Booker runs into the Wire, and falls victim. Once free, he meets a girl that knows everything about him.
I moved this episode to earlier in Rose's timeline, because I wanted Booker to meet her before the others meet her. (ya know, wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey stuff)
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- Part 13 of Of Time Travel and Immortals
- Part 7 of Rose and the Immortals
- Part 4 of Why Do Aliens Like to Interrupt Drinking?
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Death and the Moon by one_step_from_death
Fandoms: Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who, The Old Guard (Movie 2020), The Old Guard (Comics)
10 Jan 2023
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Nile joins River on her latest adventure with the Doctor. Only she gets more than she bargained for. And why does the Doctor keep dragging her into the pasts of the other immortals?
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- Part 44 of Of Time Travel and Immortals
- Part 11 of Old When First We Met
- Part 13 of Immortal Husbands Tripping Across Time
- Part 5 of Why Do Aliens Like to Interrupt Drinking?
- Part 11 of Just Roll With It
- Part 4 of Stories Back to Front
- Part 5 of The Pond, the Roman, and the Immortals
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Life on the Slow Path by one_step_from_death
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020), The Old Guard (Comics), Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who
02 Aug 2022
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The Last Centurion walks the slow path protecting the Pandorica and its contents. He keeps his sanity because there are others walking the path with him.
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- Part 43 of Of Time Travel and Immortals
- Part 4 of Old When First We Met
- Part 14 of Immortal Husbands Tripping Across Time
- Part 6 of Why Do Aliens Like to Interrupt Drinking?
- Part 14 of Just Roll With It
- Part 6 of Stories Back to Front
- Part 4 of The Pond, the Roman, and the Immortals
- Part 3 of The One Left Behind
- Part 1 of Life of a Convicted Witch
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Not Paid Enough For This by one_step_from_death
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Comics), The Old Guard (Movie 2020), Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who
31 May 2021
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Booker was just trying to enjoy a drink when pranksters dressed as mannequins ruin it. That, with a bunch of disappearances, sends Booker on a hunt that end with the Doctor.
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- Part 5 of Of Time Travel and Immortals
- Part 7 of Why Do Aliens Like to Interrupt Drinking?
- Part 1 of Rose and the Immortals
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Christmas Interrupted by one_step_from_death
Fandoms: Doctor Who (2005), The Old Guard (Comics), The Old Guard (Movie 2020), Doctor Who
10 Jul 2021
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Nicky had everything planned for Christmas day. Find a church, cook a late breakfast, maybe try to get the humbugs in his family to do something fun. And then a spaceship arrived.
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- Part 10 of Of Time Travel and Immortals
- Part 13 of Old When First We Met
- Part 15 of Immortal Husbands Tripping Across Time
- Part 8 of Why Do Aliens Like to Interrupt Drinking?
- Part 6 of Rose and the Immortals
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When the Glass Shatters by one_step_from_death
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Comics), The Old Guard - Fandom, Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who, The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
30 Oct 2021
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Cybermen break through the walls of reality, bringing with them Mickey and his team, along with the immortals from their world.
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- Part 19 of Of Time Travel and Immortals
- Part 3 of Through the Mirror Darkly
- Part 14 of Old When First We Met
- Part 16 of Immortal Husbands Tripping Across Time
- Part 9 of Why Do Aliens Like to Interrupt Drinking?
- Part 12 of Rose and the Immortals
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Immortals in Orbit - Part One by one_step_from_death
Fandoms: Doctor Who (2005), Torchwood, The Old Guard (Movie 2020), The Old Guard (Comics), Doctor Who
23 Jun 2022
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As Jack works for Torchwood, he finds himself with the other immortals in his orbit, sometimes meeting, sometimes in a near miss. But always within arms reach if he wants to reach out. Part One follows Season One of Torchwood.
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- Part 3 of The Same But Different
- Part 23 of Of Time Travel and Immortals
- Part 17 of Immortal Husbands Tripping Across Time
- Part 15 of Old When First We Met
- Part 1 of Immortals in Orbit
- Part 10 of Why Do Aliens Like to Interrupt Drinking?
- Part 1 of Jack's Partner (Read: Babysitter)
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The Year That Never Was by one_step_from_death
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020), The Old Guard (Comics), Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who
04 Apr 2022
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Martha spends a year traveling the world as it's ending, with the help of Booker and the rest of the immortals.
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- Part 26 of Of Time Travel and Immortals
- Part 16 of Old When First We Met
- Part 18 of Immortal Husbands Tripping Across Time
- Part 11 of Why Do Aliens Like to Interrupt Drinking?
- Part 4 of The Same But Different
- Part 4 of Tale of Two Doctors and Four (or Five) Immortals
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Immortals in Orbit - Part Two by one_step_from_death
Fandoms: Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who, Torchwood, The Old Guard (Movie 2020), The Old Guard (Comics)
04 Jul 2022
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As Jack works for Torchwood, he and his team finds themselves with the other immortals in their orbit, sometimes meeting, sometimes in a near miss. But always within arms reach if he wants to reach out. Part Two follows Season Two of Torchwood.
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- Part 2 of Immortals in Orbit
- Part 35 of Of Time Travel and Immortals
- Part 5 of The Same But Different
- Part 17 of Old When First We Met
- Part 19 of Immortal Husbands Tripping Across Time
- Part 12 of Why Do Aliens Like to Interrupt Drinking?
- Part 5 of Tale of Two Doctors and Four (or Five) Immortals
- Part 2 of Jack's Partner (Read: Babysitter)
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When Fat Flies (And Other First Meetings) by one_step_from_death
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020), Doctor Who, Doctor Who (2005), The Old Guard (Comics)
31 May 2022
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The Doctor is hunting trouble and runs into Donna and a few immortals along the way.
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- Part 27 of Of Time Travel and Immortals
- Part 18 of Old When First We Met
- Part 20 of Immortal Husbands Tripping Across Time
- Part 13 of Why Do Aliens Like to Interrupt Drinking?
- Part 1 of The Doctor Donna, the New, and the Old
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Conveniently Forgetting by one_step_from_death
Fandoms: Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who, The Old Guard (Movie 2020), The Old Guard (Comics)
19 Jun 2022
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Booker returns to Martha's side to help with aliens. Why is it always aliens?
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- Part 31 of Of Time Travel and Immortals
- Part 14 of Why Do Aliens Like to Interrupt Drinking?
- Part 6 of Tale of Two Doctors and Four (or Five) Immortals
- Part 4 of The Doctor Donna, the New, and the Old
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The End of the World... Again by one_step_from_death
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020), The Old Guard (Comics), Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who, Torchwood
04 Jul 2022
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Joe and Nicky were on a date when planets appear in the sky. Then chaos ensues, with a few extra immortals in the mix.
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- Part 37 of Of Time Travel and Immortals
- Part 19 of Old When First We Met
- Part 21 of Immortal Husbands Tripping Across Time
- Part 15 of Why Do Aliens Like to Interrupt Drinking?
- Part 15 of Rose and the Immortals
- Part 7 of The Same But Different
- Part 5 of Through the Mirror Darkly
- Part 8 of Tale of Two Doctors and Four (or Five) Immortals
- Part 8 of The Doctor Donna, the New, and the Old
- Part 3 of Jack's Partner (Read: Babysitter)
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Any Way the Wind Blows by one_step_from_death
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020), The Old Guard (Comics), Torchwood, Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who
10 Jul 2022
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The immortals skirt around the events of Children of Earth and approach Jack for help. The thrilling conclusion to "Immortals in Orbit"
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- Part 4 of Immortals in Orbit
- Part 38 of Of Time Travel and Immortals
- Part 20 of Old When First We Met
- Part 22 of Immortal Husbands Tripping Across Time
- Part 16 of Why Do Aliens Like to Interrupt Drinking?
- Part 8 of The Same But Different
- Part 4 of Jack's Partner (Read: Babysitter)
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Final Farewells by one_step_from_death
Fandoms: Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who, Torchwood, The Old Guard (Movie 2020), The Old Guard (Comics)
10 Jul 2022
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As the Tenth Doctor begins the regeneration process, he says his goodbyes to the various immortals in his life.
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- Part 39 of Of Time Travel and Immortals
- Part 22 of Old When First We Met
- Part 23 of Immortal Husbands Tripping Across Time
- Part 17 of Why Do Aliens Like to Interrupt Drinking?
- Part 9 of The Same But Different
- Part 5 of Jack's Partner (Read: Babysitter)
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The Day Time Died by one_step_from_death
Fandoms: Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who, Doctor Who & Related Fandoms, The Old Guard (Movie 2020), The Old Guard (Comics)
20 Mar 2023
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When River stopped herself from killing the Doctor, time began to shatter. It gets a little more complicated (or maybe less, who can tell?) when immortals get involved.
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- Part 47 of Of Time Travel and Immortals
- Part 23 of Old When First We Met
- Part 25 of Immortal Husbands Tripping Across Time
- Part 18 of Why Do Aliens Like to Interrupt Drinking?
- Part 12 of Just Roll With It
- Part 2 of Stories Back to Front
- Part 7 of The Pond, the Roman, and the Immortals
- Part 4 of The One Left Behind
- Part 3 of Life of a Convicted Witch
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Cubed and Infinity by one_step_from_death
Fandoms: Doctor Who, Doctor Who (2005), The Old Guard (Movie 2020), The Old Guard (Comics)
08 Sep 2023
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When cubes show up on planet Earth, it has to be alien, so the immortals head to the one place that will hold help. London, because the Doctor will show up there. What they find instead in a slow invasion and a place to call home, for however brief a time.
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- Part 54 of Of Time Travel and Immortals
- Part 24 of Old When First We Met
- Part 26 of Immortal Husbands Tripping Across Time
- Part 19 of Why Do Aliens Like to Interrupt Drinking?
- Part 10 of The Pond, the Roman, and the Immortals
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Of Missed Calls and Misconduct by one_step_from_death
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Comics), The Old Guard (Movie 2020), Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who
11 Jul 2021
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The Doctor, fresh out of prison, gets dumped into a dalek disaster. All she wants is the help of her immortal fam, but they're not answering her calls.
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- Part 11 of Of Time Travel and Immortals
- Part 25 of Old When First We Met
- Part 27 of Immortal Husbands Tripping Across Time
- Part 20 of Why Do Aliens Like to Interrupt Drinking?
- Part 1 of Just Roll With It