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Actions are the door to the soul by B_R_I_D
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League of America (Comics), DCU
14 Jan 2026
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Jason did not expect the Justice league to be *this* dumb.
Or to get attached to the feral gremlin stealing his tires.
Yet every choice he makes reassures him he made the right action in both taking Elizabeth in , and in continuing the lies his family fed to the Justice league.
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- Part 1 of Paint the town red
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Bouncing Baby Bat, or so the Justice League is led to believe... by EmpressGeek
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman Beyond, Justice League: The Flashpoint Paradox, Justice League - All Media Types
13 Dec 2023
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" “You know, considering how easy it was to get the League to believe that B had carried and had babies, how likely is it that we can get them to believe that he’s pregnant.”
By the mischievous looks that surrounded the table, Bruce knew that there was no stopping his mighty and stubborn army. And if you couldn’t beat them… "
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or how to scar and prank your co-workers so hard that they question their own reality and state of mindSeries
- Part 1 of Bats Stole the League Brain Cells
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Bouncing Baby Bat, or so the Justice League is led to believe... by EmpressGeek
Nightwing and Batwoman tell League about their “race” and birth;
Family plan prank, convince everyone BW pregnant;
BW father TW from other universe there;
Fight injures Bat has to go on bed rest, tells JL because of baby;
Introduce “new” twins and rest of family;
JL terrified of TW;
BW a RG talk on station about Kori pregnancy, BA only hear RG pregnant;
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The Hearts of Gotham by schrijverr
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
26 Dec 2023
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Bruce makes the Justice League believe he has two hearts and is a manifestation of Gotham’s night to throw them off his secret identity, not trusting them. When the sound system breaks, he doesn’t come clean, but lies instead that he split into two to make Robin. From there it spirals as all the Robins make the lies grow and twist it in their own ways, until the truth comes out.
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The Hearts of Gotham by schrijverr
BW let League believe he cryptid, sound maschine second heart;
When breaks sais split and made Robin;
Robin light to Bat darkness;
SB dramatic showing of evolution;
DW say he cut himself out of BW;
Discover truth when League ends up in cave for emergency medical care; -
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You've seen the Pinterest post where it's like, past!bruce appears in the watchtower, sees the JL, and then just starts punching people?
Because I have.
There are no excuses. This is a pure, indulgent, crack fic.
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In an instant, the cowled vigilante was replaced by his very younger version, wrinkles disappeared into a youthful face, bright blue eyes uncovered from beneath the white lenses, at least a good one or two decades younger than his counterpart that was no longer in the room. His hair was askew, neat button up with a button ripped off, the bottom half of his pant legs ripped off, suit jacket unbuttoned, and overall not the suave businessman, socialite, or even vigilante that Dick knew. He had blood staining his cheeks, splattered across his shirt, and he had a deer-in-the-headlights look that Dick only saw when one of the kids called him 'Dad'.
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What's at stake by KmsStories
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
25 Nov 2025
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Sprained left wrist, dislocated right shoulder, compromised right knee. Multiple hematomas around his body if the pain was anything to go by. Probably broken ribs, at least three on his right side, maybe more. Blood dripping from the side of his head where he felt the smash of the helmet, probable concussion. Holsters with his pistols and belt gone, Hidden knives on his arms.
He'd had worse.
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Jason gets beat up and captured by the Justice League during an undercover mission, no one knows his connection to Batman and the Bat is on an off world mission. Jason is on his own and his stubbornness to reveal anything is no help.