Galloping Abs
This challenge is in the vein of 'Crack Taken Seriously', and is inspired by the 'Rough and Ready' spoof video on Youtube by SalmonZilla.
Challenge goal: Write a fic, anywhere from 500-2000k words, using some funny, wild terms in a serious, sexy kind of way!
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Rules:
Here is your challenge criteria & goals:
1. The challenge will run for ~two weeks, between 8/23/23 and 9/5/23. Sign-ups should be submitted no later than EOD on 8/22 (I'm in CST but if someone slides in late due to a timezone issue no worries!).
2. I have compiled a list of… shall we say, creative terms for bodily anatomy (some pulled from the previously mentioned spoof video, others from other – published – sources). (ex: 'throbbing meat wand', 'panty hampster', and 'buttermilk bosoms' to name a few).
***You will be assigned one of these terms at random and required to use it in your fic, with the end goal to make it as actually sexy as possible (or at least, taken seriously). Any unassigned terms from our list will be posted after assignments for free use within your fics, and I would love to see more of them included!3. The fic can be anywhere from 500 – 2000 words.
4. Fic rating can be T+! No actual smut required.
5. A collection on Ao3 will be created for this challenge. Please be sure to submit your fic here on publishing day (9/6/23)!
6. You *can* write it as a crack!fic if you like, it just may not meet all the criteria needed to "win" the challenge!
This challenge promises to be a *throbbing* good time and I hope everyone has fun with it! As submissions are posted, be sure to show your fellow authors some love and enjoy all the wonderful, fun content to come!