Galloping Abs
This challenge is in the vein of 'Crack Taken Seriously', and is inspired by the 'Rough and Ready' spoof video on Youtube by SalmonZilla.
Challenge goal: Write a fic, anywhere from 500-2000k words, using some funny, wild terms in a serious, sexy kind of way!
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Random works
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words don't make the story, romance is a language all its own by Scriberated for RebelRebel
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power (TV 2022), The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
06 Sep 2023
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Romance!Author Galadriel is given new restrictions to write the final installment of her best-selling romance novels - ones that involve ridiculous, unsexy euphemisms - and fears it will be the end of her career. No one could use these words and still feel the heat!
Her devoted boyfriend and muse, Halbrand, decides to prove otherwise.
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Sunny Days Chasing the Clouds Away by EisforEverything
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power (TV 2022), The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
06 Sep 2023
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Halbrand, fresh out of jail, getting his life back together on parole, goes to see his two favorite girls, his daughter, Celebrían, and her mommy, Galadriel.
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Series
- Part 1 of The Shadow Does Not Hold Sway
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To Weather the Storm by myfavouritelunatic
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power (TV 2022), The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
06 Sep 2023
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During the voyage from Númenor to Middle-earth, Halbrand can no longer hide the feelings and desires within his heart for a certain elf. Deciding to confront Galadriel directly, will he find the peace he's been searching for? Or will the tides of fate be heading out...
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A Wolf and His Kitten by tmwillson3
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power (TV 2022)
07 Sep 2023
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When Galadriel goes into heat again, she runs off, and her mate happily chases. For these two, there's nothing like the thrill of the hunt...and the joy of capturing the prey.
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Unfit For A Lady by PursuitsEternal
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power (TV 2022)
06 Sep 2023
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Based on the world of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s world’s greatest detective:
Mr. Mairon Halbrand manages to bring his partner and … well… friend he would suppose, back to their flat in Baker Street. But Doctor Galadriel Noldor is waiting at death’s door from their latest run in with the evil Prof. Morgoth. But, her time will not run out, not if Mr. Halbrand has anything to say about it.