Pure Crack
My personal stash of Fics to make me laugh.
(Open, Moderated)
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Awful for One by katydid
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
01 Mar 2023
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While high on painkillers at the hospital, Izuku creates a troll twitter account pretending to be All for One. The League of Villains, the Hero Public Safety Commission, and All Might all fall for it.
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achilles' heel by ashenice
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
22 Jul 2021
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It became somewhat of a routine, somehow. Everyday at lunch Midoriya would intercept him, say something cheery, and hand him a Kit Kat. A few times they ran into each other outside of lunch period and half the times Midoriya would still have a Kit Kat on hand for him.
It was kind of fucking weird but Hitoshi was getting free Kit Kats out of it so he wasn’t about to complain.(Midoriya "accidentally" classically conditions Shinsou into liking him using Kit Kats)
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Of Supervillains and Paternity Tests by onelittlebirdiesittingonthesill
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
09 Jun 2020
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Midoriya Izuku is just getting settled into life in the dorms, as a rising hero, comfortable in his knowledge of Eri-chan's safety.
Then someone collapses the roof of the dorms, and Aizawa-sensei shows them the newly-rewound identity of All For One.
And he has freckles.
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Don’t Pick Up Children From the Trash Can by lemonlimemadness
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
13 Jan 2025
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Gotham’s elite don't hiss the words charity case or publicity stunt to one another in opulent halls, uncalloused hands raised to disguise the shape of those scandalous, scandalous words.
They say bastard.
And for once, they’re actually right.
(Or; Batkids are Bruce’s biological kids AU)
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- Part 4 of fueled by coffee, spite and kirby music
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Vengeance Demons? In My City? by SealeafLeafysheep
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
06 May 2024
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Loki’s gone a step further than his usual games and summoned a ‘challenge’ for Earth’s mightiest heroes. 6 demonic beings have been unleashed into the Big Apple and the Avengers only have so long to find them before more will arrive. Meanwhile the very confused ‘demons’ are racing to find their family and get home. What chaos!
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Multilante by Starlight (Fandom_Eclipse)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
10 Apr 2022
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Izuku was debating the merits of seeking out the new vigilante group that was on the news when he heard the list of known members. He knew those names. Specifically, he knew those because they were assigned to six of his hoodies.
He knew he should come clean. Maybe just stick to one costume, or stop being a vigilante altogether. Groups were treated much more seriously than lone entities, and he could get in serious trouble if they sent heroes after him expecting backup that didn’t exist.
A week later, he had characters designed for every hoodie he owned.
In which Izuku becomes a one-man organization, and everyone has to deal with the consequences.
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The Cryptid Knight by whitebeltwriter
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: The Animated Series, Superman: The Animated Series
04 Jan 2021
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Based on a tumblr post:
What if instead of Batman making criminals fear him through brute force, he instead freaks them out by being as inhuman seeming as possible (while still beating them with brute force).
In short: Batman is out here to scare the living daylights out of bad guys and he's having such a good time right now. -
the spider-man conspiracy by tempestaurora for virtualpng, codeflaws but idk if they have ao3
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Iron Man (Movies)
22 Sep 2018
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WHO IS SPIDER-MAN?
The screen showed Peter Parker, sixteen years old and determined to prove the identity of Spider-Man over the course of the three-part documentary he was making, unknowing that it would become viral within days of the first part being released. Behind the camera, way off screen, was Harley Keener, Tony Stark’s other prodigy child, grinning like crazy as Peter started the documentary. Only a few people knew what was to come, and those few people were about to have a great few weeks.
“My name is Peter Parker, and with the help of my friends, Ned Leeds, Harley Keener, and my Aunt, May Parker, who provided me with a lot of red yarn for this project, we’re going to uncover the identity of Spider-Man.”
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"what if peter just decided to fuck with everyone who didn’t know he was spider man and make a documentary about him trying to uncover the Truth."
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- Part 1 of the conspiracy kids
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Mini Boss by godsfavoritefool
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
03 Aug 2022
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The epic tale of how a supervillain was rescued from a perfectly safe situation by a 5 year old hero wannabe, felt one (1) positive emotion, and then inserted himself into every part of the kid's life
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idle worship by dreamtowns for sitaray
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
20 Aug 2021
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ERASERHEAD MERCH WHEN @erasercat • 2w
Petition to get new friends.
Benefits: No one would accuse me of being eraserhead’s lovechild. Listen. He’s my fave pro hero, BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN WE’RE RELATED
14k Retweets 24k Likes[magnifying glass emoji] @iced_soba • 2w
Replying to @erasercat
smells like a liar in hereERASERHEAD MERCH WHEN @erasercat • 2w
Replying to @iced_soba
im going to fight you.[magnifying glass emoji] @iced_soba • 2w
Replying to @erasercat
with what? your noodle arms?Having a secret identity makes falling in love very complicated, very quickly.