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[Bikini Bottom News Report from SpongeBob SquarePants plays]
WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM TO BRING YOU THIS BREAKING NEWS
Kent Brockman: Today's top story is the disaster of the award ceremony.
Tom Tucker: Not only that but the small little town known as Primp Town has suddenly vanished as if it never happen with the tower being the only thing left.
Kent Brockman: We have an exclusive interview with plenty of toons who witnessed the award ceremony disaster with the toons and a few surviving Primp citizens with our fellow toon reporters. Onto Perch Perkins who will interview the toons.
(The scene changed to the city with Perch Perkins holding a microphone taking interviews)
Perch Perkins: Thank you Kent and Tom, Perch Perkins here with some exclusive interviews with some fellow survivors. So tell me, how did the award ceremony ended up becoming one of the most disasterous events?
(It shows civilians of ToonTown who got out of the ceremony in time with a montage of interviews, however, the screen slowly begin to zoom out as the news plays out.)
Felix the Cat: We'll, let's just say that the ceremony just ended with portals taking plenty of victims.
Teardrop: …
Edd: Don't remind me about the portals, it might've taken me away.
Kamek: How should I know? I was monitoring the castle for Lord Bowser.
Perch Perkins: Mr. Horse, what d you think of the disaster of the ToonTown Award Ceremony?
Mr. Horse: Hmm… No sir, I didn't like it.
Perch Perkins: You heard it here folks. Now onto our next reporter who will interview with the few Primp citizens with Lois Lane.
(The scene changes to Lois Lane as the camera is slowing zooming out to reveal grey brick walls)
Lois Lane: Thanks, Perch Perkins, as Primp Town has disappeared we have plenty of survivors from said Primp Town.
(Interviews begin with plenty of Primp citizens who survived as the screen zoomed out revealing to be the dungeon)
Lidelle: I'm so scared… Primp was our home… and it was token away…
Feli: This is all Amitie's fault! If she didn't leave Primp, none of this is gonna happen!
Lois Lane: You heard it hear folks. It seems that the former Puyo player, Amitie is responsible for the disappearance of Primp. Back to you, Kent and Tom.
(Meanwhile in the cell while a single TV is playing the news with the interview with fellow survivors, Witch begins to wake up from being knocked out from earlier)
Witch: Wh… Where am I?
Conker: The dungeon.
Witch: Oh… I think I've been in one of these before. I don't remember which dungeon… Doesn't matter… why should I care about where I came from.
Conker: Fair point, the name is Conker. What's your name.
Witch: Witch…
Conker: Witch? What a generic name.
Witch: Excuse me?! It's not just a generic name! My grandmother gave me that name as a temporary name and once I get to complete my training and becomes a full on witch!
Conker: Ah your related to Gruntilda, cause I'm sure you two have something in common.
Witch: Which is?
Conker: Being ugly.
Gruntilda: (in the other cell) I heard that squirrel!
Witch: …
Birdy: You done it this time, squirrel.
Witch: Alright, that's it! STAR BLAST!!!
(However, her spells are not working, she tries again chanting "star blast" to which she can't summon any magic)
Witch: Wha- what happened to my spells?!
Conker: What spell? All you did is shout "star blast".
Schezo: Well well, look who decided to wake up?
Witch: (turns around) Schezo! What are you doing in the dungeon? Or most importantly why am I in this cell?
Schezo: As you can see, this is where all the toons who have their souls transported to these Puyos transforming into replicas of said toons. Say hello to yourself while you had a chance.
[Everything into the Dark from Fire Emblem: The Blazing Blade plays]
"Witch": *witchy laugh* Who's this impersonator?
Conker: Oh great… it's one of these kind of plots involving clones…
Witch: Is that… suppose to be me?
Schezo: From what I understand from Dark Prince, you and Draco had some argument over a recipe book and you were going out of character.
Witch: Out of character?! Schezo… Are you… replacing me?!
Schezo: I wouldn't say replace, I would say… improvement, for the greater good.
Pit: (from the other cell) Greater good?
Ron: What the fuck does that suppose to mean?!
Reg: Yeah! What the fuck does that suppose to me-
Ron: (to Reg) Would you stop repeating every fucking word I say?!
Reg: Sorry…
Schezo: Right… Satan has plans for the greater good. You know about the ten crystals, right Witch?
Witch: How did you know about the crystals?! Were you spying on us, pervert?!
Schezo: Hmph… that's rich coming from someone who wants me for my hair one time. Spying one everyone is my job to make sure no one gets out of character all the way back in 2013, before Fever was the whole thing. I'm not the only one who checks on anyone who breaks the script! Remember Arle? The person everyone looked up into, the main hero of everything from the start?
Witch: Yeah, I haven't seen her for a long time.
Schezo: I'm sure no one has know anything about her secret until now.
Inkling Girl: What are you talking about?!
Gelatin: What secret!
Brian Griffin: What's going on again?
Witch: What are you telling me, Schezo! Arle would never work for Satan!
Schezo: (snickers) What if I told you… she did!
(Witch was shocked after hearing Schezo, the person she butt heads with during magic has worked for Dark Prince, the person Arle never loves back, everyone in the cells were shocked to hear about the person they looked up into secretly working for the Dark Prince this whole time. Witch was speechless before Schezo spoke to her abut what they're gonna do next)
Schezo: Now If you excuse me, the new Witch and I are gonna have to take care of that freak ourselves, and that dumb blonde Amitie as well.
Witch: You stay away from Draco, or else-
Schezo: Or else what, Hazel? You don't have any powers.
"Witch": Don't worry, sweetheart, Draco would no longer be out of character just as you- we'll me of course.
[A Disappointing Outcome from Fire Emblem: Genealogy of the Holy War plays]
(As Schezo and "Witch" left the cells as the real Witch tries to open the cell with the bars in a fit of rage but she fails miserably)
Witch: I need to get out of here! Draco could be in trouble if she interacts with this… this faker!
Conker: Yeah your shit outta luck. I have a ball and chain on my leg, and Birdy is hanging on the wall.
Birdy: I can uh… help you get outta here.
Witch: Wait really?!
Birdy: Yeah! There's that button over there! All you do is- uh… Press B!
Witch: Press B- What the fuck does a button even do?!
Conker: That button on the floor is context sensitive. It's sensitive to context. On the button there will be a lightbulb on top of your head and you'll have something in a moment in time. Watch carefully!
(As Conker walks on the floormat despite having a ball and chain on his ankle making it to said floormat as a lightbulb pops up on his head as he suddeny has a key and unlocks the chain off his ankle as Witch becomes surprised)
Witch: Show-off…
Conker: I'm not sure why your surprised, anyways here is the key to get your ball and chain off. (tosses the key to Witch)
Witch: Uh… thanks. (unlocks her ball and chain) Okay how are we gonna get out of this cell though?
Conker: Well, I did somehow found a hole on the floor which doesn't do it's great job covering thanks to this floormat. This could be our way out.
Witch: Perfect! (to herself) Draco, I'm coming.
(Meanwhile Amitie's mother is driving into the city of ToonTown as Amber and her parents were fast asleep while Amitie looks out the window hearing everyone talking about her)
Chargin Chuck: So this is the "blonde" girl who is the one to blame?
Buster Bunny: She and her friend are the ones to blame for erasing Primp!
Dot: And I thought she was my favorite in the game until now.
Risky Boots: Such a shame…
(Back to the car where Amitie's mother begin talking to Amitie)
Ms. Anderson: So… are you happy now?
Amitie: …what?
Ms. Anderson: Are you happy that Primp is completly gone? Our own home you abandoned!
Amitie: I didn't abandon-
Ms. Anderson: YOU FAKED YOUR DEATH!
Amitie: How did I fake my death? I was living in the other side of the city-
Ms. Anderson: Do you know how long I was screaming and crying for you to come back?! You've been gone for five years. FIVE YEARS, AMITIE! We wasted resources! We have the whole police squad searching for you! We wasted a bunch of money! What do you have to say to that?!
Amitie: (rolls her eyes) Now you suddenly care?
Ms. Anderson: Amitie! I DO care for you, but what you've done is one of the worst decision!
Amitie: Oh I'm sorry, MY worst decision?! I moved out that fucking town all because of the harassment I have been getting for the stupid blonde hair dye!
Ms. Anderson: That stupid blonde hair dye is to match the personality you should've had with me when your other mother is nowhere to be seen-
(Due to Ms. Anderson didn't pay attention to the road crashes into the wall of the apartment entrance waking the Wumtashi family as everyone inside the building, thankfully no one was hurt. The scene cuts to Amitie's dorm room where they have enter, instead of a warm welcome, they notice Rulue and Ess begins to move out and Stephen having no idea what is going on after the broadcast.)
Amitie: What's with the briefcases and shit?
Ess: Why do you care? Primp is now gone because of you!
Rulue: If you hadn't ran out of Primp, none of this would ever happen!
Ess: Not to mention the hair you've hidden for a long time!
Amitie: How the fuck am I the one who got Primp destroyed, or even disappeared or whatever just happened?! And Ess, why do you care about my damn hair?!
Stephen: I just watched the news and apparently, I just don't know what was happening.
Rulue: I'll tell you what happened! Amitie just nuked the whole town!
Stephen: Like… a nuklear bomb or what?
Amitie: Did no one in Primp watched Ex's speech?!
Rulue: Here we go with the whole something happened that WASN'T there, Amitie! Even with black hair, your still a dumb blonde! And you always will be!
Ess: I always have faith to you Amitie… until now. Good riddance, Amitie!
(As Rulue and Ess begins leaving Amitie's dorm taking their briefcases while the others were confused during all this)
Amber: And Ecolo got the topaz at the arena we did not notice…
Amitie: Oh yeah I forgot we have the crystals to obtain.
Ms. Anderson: Oh no, young lady! Your grounded for abandoning your own home!
Amitie: I'm a grown adult mom, and I can make my own decisions!
Ms. Anderson: And your first decision is leaving Primp for this apartment?! We lost our home, Amitie! Amber and her parents lost their home! Everyone else in Primp lost their home!
Mr. Wumtashi: Hey hey, Amitie didn't mean to leave Primp, she just needed some space-
Ms. Anderson: AND YOU TWO DON'T EVEN BOTHER DISIPLINING THAT DUMBASS DAUGHTER OF YOURS! ALL YOU DO IS BABYING THIS ADOPTED DAUGHTER YOU TWO HAVE!
Amber: (gasp) That… was mean… (cries)
Ms. Anderson: Wait, I'm sorry Amber. I-
Ms. Wumtashi: (hugs Amber) Okay that is too far, Ms. Anderson! (to Amber) There there, sweetie…
Amitie: What the hell were you thinking, mom? Why would you call her that?!
Ms. Anderson: Hey, I have to disipline you, Amitie!
Amitie: But what you said is too far! Just leave!
Ms. Anderson: …fine. I don't know why I even came here…
(Ms. Anderson heads to the door, looks at Amitie before leaving the dorm)
Amitie: I'm very sorry you had to witness family drama, Stephen…
Stephen: Your not the only one with family drama.
(Later that night, things have settled down after Ess and Rulue moved out and Ms. Anderson left the house, Amber is laying on Amitie's bed with her pajamas eating a cookie as her parents comfort her)
Amber: I'm not adopted… am I?
Mr. Wumtashi: No, not at all, darling. Your the perfect daughter we've ever had.
Ms. Wumtashi: The next day will get better, just don't think about it too much, Amber. (kisses Amber in the forehead) Goodnight, baby.
Amber: Goodnight mom and dad.
Mr. Wumtashi: And goodnight Amitie, sorry about your mother.
Amitie: Goodnight Mr. and Ms. Wumtashi.
(Amber's parents heads out of Amitie's room as the two are the only ones in the room)
Amber: Your mother was never this strict… why would she insult me?
Amitie: She was very strict ever since I started Magic School. I'm sorry I had to bring you into this mess.
Amber: Hey, it's not your fault Amitie, I just wish your mother treats you as kindly as my parents. Besides, the next day will get better. We have three gems found. We just need eight more gems and we can have a wish.
Amitie: Yeah your right. (lays down on the bed and yawns) Goodnight Amber.
(As Amitie closes her eyes, Amber goes on top of Amitie as she wakes up)
Amber: You know… we can have some fun before the big day tomorrow. (she takes her bra off despte having a shirt on) If you know what I mean.
Amitie: Oh I see what's going on here… were gonna have a sex scene, aren't we?
(Amber has a smirk on her face as the screen fades to Inanimate Island where Draco has landed onto the floor slowly as she starts to get tired even more than before)
Draco: (sighs) I got the elements… but at the same time, how are my wings getting worse? And worse… I'm hungry… I don't think I've ate anything since I flew out the land with talking horses… once my wings get better, I can fly out of this land. (notices a vending machine) OH! There is a vending machine! Shame I don't have any money-
(Draco realizes the Elements of Harmony she's holding thinking it's money and tries to shove the gems into the machine that doesn't have a slot)
Draco: Come on! Get in you stupid gem! (sighs) Why do I even bother, this stupid machine doesn't work! I'm just gonna look somewhere else…
(As Draco walks away leaving the Elements of Harmony behind before a certain test tube and fan walked to the vending machine)
Test Tube: Hey who left these gems near the vending machines?
Fan: No clue, maybe we should experiment on these gems.
[Ecco the Dolphin 2 Title Theme from Ecco: The Tides of Time plays]
(Draco walked and walked in the island until she saw the cave distance away and decides to walk over there arriving at the cave)
Draco: I never knew there was a cave here… I bet there is a crystal in this cave. I can prove Hazel that I'm not useless.
(Draco begins walking in the cave wandering around looking for a gem, any kind of gem. She walked and walked through the cave until she finds a gem, the one she is searching for this whole time)
Draco: There it is… with that, I officially contain all seven gems. I'm not just an experiment, I can prove Hazel wrong!
(As Draco touches the gemory, the gem begins to glow causing Draco's eyes to go wide as static begins playing as it zooms inside her eye to reveal… Dark Prince's castle in the underworld where in Draco's point of view shows her waking up as the Dark Prince notices her waking up.)
[Castle of Terror from Mickey Mania plays]
Dark Prince: Greetings my dragon human hybrid creation, I am the Dark Prince, you're name is Draco-
(Her eyes snaps open as she lunges into a sitting position as she examines her body and locaton)
Draco: Where am I? Why am I naked? What is this world? And- (she looks down and blushes in deep red) Was I born with two penises? And why are you staring at me you pervert-
Dark Prince: Enough questions, as I was saying, I am the Dark Prince and your in my castle in the underworld. Your name is Draco Centauros.
Draco: So… your my father?
Dark Prince: No I am not your father! I am your creator! (in head) This is the tenth time someone called me "father". (to Draco) It seems that I forgot to program you with a brain, but that's besides the point.
Draco: Well that explains, I better get out of here then-
Dark Prince: Hold up just a second, you need some clothes on! You can't get out of the castle without anything on you!
Draco: What do you mean? I actually don't need clothes-
(Dark Prince throws Draco a pair of clothes and shoes that match perfectly for the dragon human girl wanting Draco to put on clothes)
Dark Prince: Just put them on!
(Draco shrughs and puts on her clothes)
[Pete's Castle from The Magical Quest Starring Mickey Mouse plays]
Dark Prince: As you can see, you are meant for greatness, and of course your beautiful. (he begins to smirk maliciously) not beautiful enough…
Draco: (now wearing clothes and confused as she is putting her glove on) What are you talking about? I'm beautiful, who else is more beautiful than me?
Dark Prince: Arle is more beautiful than you.
Draco: N- no way!
Dark Prince: Yes way, Arle has won every beauty contest than anyone in the world of sorcery and she's going into her next trophy as well. She even said that no creature could match her beauty and powerful than her.
Draco: She sid that?!
Dark Prince: I told her that your strength is superior but she dismissed it calling you a "clumsy lizard freak".
Draco: Oh she's getting it now!
(Draco flies out crashing the ceiling as Dark Prince watches)
Dark Prince: That's right! Go prove my fiancé that your more beautiful than her!
(It's cut back to reality where Draco takes her hand out of the gem and after witnessing her past, she begins to question her reality about being created by Dark Prince trying to deny she was created.)
Draco: No! I was created?! It can't be! I exist for a reason! My purpose is to become beautiful!
(She steps back from the gem as her heart beats faster as she bumps next to a nearby wall)
Draco: I need to leave! NOW!
[Vile Battle from Mega Man X plays]
(Draco runs as fast as she can leaving the cave and begins flying out not noticing she forgot the Elements of Harmony however, Draco has the voices in her head)
Voice 1: Wow what a freak!
Voice 2: She's not even that beautiful!
Voice 3: We were never friends!
Voice 4: You're a relic of a childhood I wanna forget!
Voice 5: It seems that I forgot to program you with a brain
(The voices repeats over and over as Draco cover her ears as she was flying as fast as she can)
Draco: Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!
(The voices would continue to repeat inside Draco's head until her wings starts to glitch out struggling to fly)
Draco: No! NO! What's happening to my wings?!
(As the wings keep glitching, it suddenly disappear without a trace, shocking Draco as she begins to fall from the sky before hitting the roof of the Purgatory Mansion before blacking out.)
???: What was that?
???: Oh no, did MePhone4 break in?
???: We should check it out.
(Footsteps are heard faintly before we go back to the insides of Dark Prince's Tower, Conker and Witch are now out of the cell and hidden onto the wall as two Power Suit Samus clones though without the host controlling the power suit marching the halls.)
[Kraid's Lair from Metroid plays]
Conker: Well this is new, I never thought there's two of them.
Witch: You know I always thought the power suit would be a seperate person. In all seriousness how are we gonna get past them without getting caught?
Conker: Thats when the next lightbulb pops up.
(Said lightbulb pops up on Conker's head as Witch looks down as his feet is on the "B" mat on the floor as Conker pulls a slingshot and nuts out of nowhere)
Conker: Ah yes, the old catapult.
Witch: That's a slingshot.
Conker: Same thing. Now then, all I have to do is to use the control stick to aim and press Z to fire. Wow, I can't believe I remembered that. With that out the way, we can knock these robots out in seconds.
(As Conker uses the slingshot and launches the nuts at one a Samus clones to which said Samus clone uses her arm cannon to shoot a nut to which Conker and Witch were surprised)
Conker: Okay, this is not what I had in mind…
Witch: How are we gonna pass them now?
(Another lightbulb is on top of Conker to which he takes out Samus's helmet out of nowhere)
Conker: Well this is new, it appears we have to sneak out as them impersonating the two guards.
Witch: The disguise trick is not gonna work, they're gonna know it's you!
Conker: (now has a helmet on) The disguise trick always work. You're just gonna have to follow what I gotta say.
(As two Samuses were seen marching back and forth as Conker (wearing Samus's helmet) walking with Witch who has handcuffs on her taking the powerless witch with him as the two clone bounty hunters found out.)
"Samus" #1: Halt! What are you doing out of your cell?
Conker (with Samus's helmet): Don't worry, she's with me. I just found her escaping the cell a second ago and caught her.
"Samus" #2: We'll take her back to her cell with that squirrel and the homeless scarecrow was in.
Conker (with Samus's helmet): Yeah I can't do that. She'll escape the same route again, so I'm putting her into a cell where she won't escape.
Witch: What?!
"Samus" #1: Very well… you may pass.
Conker (with Samus's helmet): Thank you. (in head) Suckers.
(As Conker walks Witch out the two Samus's notices the squirrel tail which they shrug it off and go back into their positions, as they head to the next hallway leaving the dungeon floor, Conker takes the helmet off and takes the handcuffs off Witch.)
Witch: I'm surprised they didn't suspect it was you.
Conker: Hey at least they fell for it. We are officially out of the dungeon floor and into… the dingy corridors, we're close to the exit.
Witch: We better be near the exit, the lights are very dim.
(As the two walked through the hallways, Witch took a glimps seeing just a normal plain of grass where Primp Town used to be alongside the broken bridge)
Witch: What… just happened to Primp?
Conker: Oh, it's about time the town gets recoded.
Witch: What?!
Conker: Nevermind that. We better get going before these guards shows up and kick our arse.
(The two continues their way through the hallway before they arrived to the door that is at the end of the hallway of the corridors)
Conker: Welp, here we are. And about time too.
Witch: About time, I do not wanna go through the hallways again.
(As Conker opens the door, at Dark Prince's throne room, alarms are going off as Dark Prince shook before checking the system watching the red squirrel and the blue powerless witch getting out of the door.)
Dark Prince: What?! They escaped!!! Guess I'm gonna need some bigger guards if they wanna get pass the bridge!
(Back outside with the duo, the now newly built bridge they are nearly done escaping as they have to cross the bridge to get there as the two walked together.)
Witch: I don't remember a bridge in the back of Dark Prince's tower. Is this a barrier from Primp- oh yeah whatever happened to Primp anyway? It's just plain grass.
Conker: Hm, I think I saw the broadcast before you regain consciousness.
Witch: Really? What happened?!
Conker: I uh- kinda fell asleep.
Witch: Seriously?!
Conker: Hey I was drunk and the fact there's nothing good to watch on the boob tube-
(Conker was then interrupted by a gargoyle as both Witch and Conker turned to see this gargoyle in their way)
The Gargoyle: Looks like you two aren't going this far!
Conker: Aw fuck! It's that gothic gargoyle I've hit with a frying pan once…
Witch: You know about this giant rock?
The Gargoyle: Who are you calling rock? And I also won't forget that moment from my short life. I'm trapping you two where you were, and I'm not moving any further!
Conker: (has a frying pan ready) I knocked you out before, I can do it again.
The Gargoyle: Oh good luck squirrel! I'm not moving from this spot!
(As Conker runs up to the gargoyle, he swipes the frying pan at the gargoyle- but it does nothing… as usual)
The Gargoyle: You stupid twat! You thought thats gonna work again?!
Conker: Hm, that's weird, I just hit you and of course you'd fell off. Must've been the developers tricking me-
(The gargoyle then slams Conker flattening him as Witch has saw what she witnessed)
Witch: O- oh my god… he's… dead-
(That is until a giant skeleton hand in the sky above holding Conker in the tail)
Conker: Okay, little lower- (fell onto the ground) Oof! Watch the landing next time.
Witch: Wha- you just died!
Conker: (points at the squirrel tail on top) I have a second chance in life. (notices one more squirrel tail) Oh great… and this is the last chance I had.
Witch: You… have lives?
Conker: No shit.
Witch: If I had my magic, I would've destroy the gargoyle! Or at least a broom I can fly out of this situation.
The Gargoyle: That's not gonna happen anytime soon. Look behind you.
Witch: Behind us?
(As the two looked behind them, there are a clone army of Witches with brooms who were just here not to long after the squirrel was flatten)
[The Experiment from Conker's Bad Fur Day plays]
Witch: This isn't good…
Conker: (takes a chainsaw out and gives it to Witch) You're gonna need this.
Witch: I don't know how a chainsaw works!
Conker: Simple, just slice them in half.
(The clone Witches charged at them as Conker begins hitting a few with the frying pan, while Witch uses the chainsaw to slice a few in half as the other Witch clones began casting spells onto the two, however one of them hits the Gargoyle.)
The Gargoyle: Ouch! Watch it! I'm not gonna fall off like last time!
Witch: There's too many me's around! I don't know how long we can take them!
Conker: I have a solution for this.
(As Conker grabs a grenade out of nowhere and throws it at the other clones witches in the back causing an explosion killing half the clone witches)
Witch: I didn't know you were holding those grenades too! Why can't you use that on that gargoyle?
Conker: Hmm, I think that's a good idea.
(As Conker grabs a grenade out again, he throws it behind him towards the gargoyle)
The Gargoyle: Ah shi-
(The gargoyle blew up into pieces as the two ran out of the fight and into the Panther Kingdom as the witches watched)
"Witch" Clone #1: They're getting away!
"Witch" Clone #2: Quick, let's get them-
Dark Prince: They left, how surpising… Let them escape for now, you witches on the other hand, you all alongside the other clones will have to get every last one of those toons and kill Amitie once and for all!
(Meanwhile back to the purgatory mansion, Draco wakes up on the couch unaware where she ended up in)
Draco: Where am I?
Bow: Oh hey you're not dead.
Draco: Ah- what are you?!
Bow: I'm Bow, hence the name, I used to have legs, but I have a tail. So it's all good.
Draco: Uh… Right… why does my ass feel like I-
(As Draco feel her rear, she notices her tail was gone as if it doesn't exist)
Draco: My tail! Where did it go?! And what happened to my wings?! It's gone!!!
Apple: You have a tail?
Draco: Wait… if they were gone… then… (she feels her head to which has no horns on top) My horns are gone too! And- (feels her ears being round instead of pointy) Wha- They're gone too! I- I need a mirror!
(Bow lends her a pocket mirror to which Draco snatches looking at her reflection to which all her dragon feature she used to have are gone. She is now a human and to her she threw the pocket mirror to the floor in fear.)
Draco: I'm a human! No worse… I'm a freak!!! Now I'll never be in anymore beauty pageant-
(That is until Draco came to the realization of what her former friend said to her)
[Cave Pit from Battletoads Arcade plays]
Draco: Who am I kidding… I'm not even gonna be competing in these stupid competitions… I was never invited… especially if that's my only purpose after that gem I've touched… am I real? Was my friendship with Witch real? IS THIS WORLD EVEN REAL?!
Marshmallow: I've been there before, I've questioned myself if this competition was even real.
Draco: Why do you care? Amitie mentioned the stupid competition every single time isn't real either!
Marshmallow: I… was talking about Inanimate Insanity. MePhone4's game show.
Apple: And who's Amitie?
Draco: I need to get out of here… none of this is real! I'm… i'm not created by Dark Prince! (She begins to walk out) i'm not created by the Dark Prince!
(Draco exits the Purgatory Mansion as Dough floats by seeing what's all the commotion)
Dough: Like what did I miss, sister?
Bow: I'm not your sister! Stop calling me that!
(Outside, Draco has a lot of stuff she has been thinking about lately as she is walking, from the gem she touched, lots of beauty pageants she got rejected in, to questioning her existence of what's real or what's not.)
Draco: That gem fucked me up… speaking of the gem, is the gem even real? Are beauty pageants even real? Infact is anything real?! I bet those talking objects are not real! I bet the elements I just stole from a horse isn't real! Even the damn haunted house that are not the ghost twins are not even real! (she sits on the ground, sighs) And my feelings aren't real either… and… Hazel's affection isn't real either is it?
???: Draco!
Draco: Huh?
???: Draco, where are you?
Draco: No! That voice… it can't be!
(Draco walks away from the Purgatory Mansion following the familiar voice through the Perilous Forest, until she found the same voice who belongs to her former friend)
[Play A Mini Game from Mario Party plays]
Draco: Hazel!!!
"Witch": Draco- what happen to your tail, wings, and horns?
Draco: I somehow became human, but that doesn't matter, what matters is that I should've not left you behind and-
"Witch": Hey hey, it's alright. I got over with the recipe book thrown and stuff. I have a new one.
Draco: Uh… okay.
"Witch": Common, this island is dangerous, we should head back to Primp. We had a very long day today. We should get the other crystals for Dark Prince.
Draco: Yeah we should- wait… give the crystals to Dark Prince?
[The Final Four from Kirby Super Star Ultra plays]
"Witch": He has something in mind.
Draco: O- okay? Why does the Dark Prince need crystals?
"Witch": Oh it's for the greater good, Draco. For the greater good.
(Draco becomes suspicious to "Witch" as from what she remembered that Dark Prince wasn't mentioned during Ex's speech)
Draco: That's strange… Ex has never mentioned Dark Prince's name when Ex told us four to get the crystals, this is back when we were with Ringo and Raffina all the way back in Primp.
"Witch": Who's Ex, Draco?
Draco: The guy with suspenders?
"Witch": Strange, I've never seen that guy before.
Draco: (stops walking, realizes) What do you mean you've "never seen that guy before"? You were with me and the other two… we had an argument over experimenting me… y- you're not Hazel, are you?!
"Witch": It's not Hazel, now we gotta head back to Primp-
Draco: No! You're not the real Hazel! You were created by Dark Prince and for what?! Experimenting me for fun?!
"Witch": Draco… let's… go!
Draco: I'm not going with you, faker!
(After "Witch" was called faker from Draco, she doesn't take Draco's comment kindly as Draco steps back to the tree)
"Witch": Wow… for a former dumb freak you used to be… you know too much about this reality!
(As Draco was about to speak, Schezo teleports behind her as she bumps into him before turning around)
Schezo: Draco, been a long time, isn't it freak?
Draco: Schezo!
Schezo: Wow, you're even more of a freak than before.
"Witch": Sure he is, love. (to Draco) You know what happens when you refuse to come with us, Draco?
Schezo: (wields his sword) With pleasure…
(Back to the other side of the island, Twilight Sparkle landed before walking mainly to find the same dragon girl who stole the Elements of Harmony)
Twilight Sparkle: That dragon girl has to be here somewhere… she stole the Elements of Harmony and cause a hole in the roof from my library… I better find her before she uses it for something horrible.
(As she is walking, Test Tube and Fan are out of the laboratory inside the soda vending machine with the Elements of Harmony on their hands)
Test Tube: Well, these gems sure don't belong in this island, Fan.
Fan: Yeah I agree, we should return these to whoever owns-
(They soon get interrupted by Twilight who teleports in front of them)
Fan: That was quick.
Twilight Sparkle: The Elements of Harmony! Thank you so much for finding them!
Test Tube: Oh uh… no problem talking unicorn-
Twilight Sparkle: Alicorn actually, and where did you find the Elements of Harmony anyway, I was looking for them everywhere in ToonTown. I didn't expect talking objects to find them here.
Fan: Hey! Were not just talking objects, we're- …actually we actually are talking objects.
Twilight Sparkle: I'll just take these gems back. (Uses her telekinesis with six elements into the case) Thank celestia the dragon girl didn't use them for something bad- wait a minute… where is the dragon girl-
(She was interrupted by noises at the Perilous Forest as Twilight, Test Tube, and Fan investigate the noises, when they have arrive to the location, they saw Schezo holding Draco by the neck with one hand with the sword on the other hand as "Witch" watches as the three are horrified seeing Draco getting tortured.)
[Bad Boss Boogie from Donkey Kong Country plays]
Twilight Sparkle: Oh my celestia, we have to do something!
Fan: Since when do humans roam here?
Test Tube: They've been here for a long time, but I have a solution to stop them!
Twilight Sparkle: What's the plan?
(Back with Draco, Schezo wields his dark sword ready to kill without hesitation)
Draco: Don't- (gasp) do this… you can… change-
Schezo: Oh I won't, once you're dead, were gonna use your DNA to clone you without a host! Any last words, Draco-
(That is until Schezo gets shot in the head with a beam)
Schezo: AGH!
(He releases Draco as Twilight uses her telekinesis on Draco putting her next to the three who saved her as Schezo gets back up covering his side of the face)
"Witch": You okay, Schezo?
Schezo: Yeah… I can just use the healing spell for-
(And to put salt in the womb, Fan splashes a bucket of thinner into Schezo's face)
Schezo: AH! FUCK!!!
Test Tube: Woah, Fan, that was very dark!
Fan: Sorry I panicked…
"Witch": Don't worry, Schezo, Dark Prince will patch you up in no time!
("Witch" teleports her and Schezo out of the island as Draco thanked Twilight for saving her)
[Volcano's Base, Castle of Illusions: Night from Wario Land 3 plays]
Draco: Thanks for saving me, talking horse-
Twilight Sparkle: Don't you EVER do that again! Stealing the elements and creating a hole on the roof, and even trashing the library! What were you thinking?!
Draco: …
(Draco doesn't respond at first as she felt guilty for what she did earlier before apologizing for stealing the Elements of Harmony trying to fix her relationship)
Draco: I'm… I'm sorry… I guess I'm nothing more than an experiment gone wrong… I can't fix anything… I'm a failed creation…
Twilight Sparkle: So that explains why you stole them. You don't look like an experiment. You're more human than an experiment. And of course I'd saved you with the help of these two talking objects.
Fan: You're welcome.
Draco: I need to make something up for the real Hazel for abandoning her…
Twilight Sparkle: I can take you back to your own world.
Draco: Really? Thanks! (hops on Twilight's back) Let's go back to Primp!
Twilight Sparkle: Alright… (spreads her wings) See you two soon.
(Twilight flies off with Draco riding on her back out of Inanimate Island as Fan and Test Tube waves goodbye at them)
Fan: Bye you two, I'll see you both soon.
Test Tube: Safe travels! (to Fan) Let's not tell anyone about this.
Fan: Agreed.
(Back in ToonTown, Rulue and Ess are seen outside the apartment building waiting for a bus)
Rulue: What's taking the buses so long…
Ess: Yeah, it would've picked us up three hours ago.
Rulue: (gets up) I'm just gonna walk, there is no point of waiting for a bus.
Ess: (watches Rulue walk off) Hey wait up!
[Peaceful Village, A Town in Chaos: Night from Wario Land 3 plays]
(As Ess and Rulue walks through the city of ToonTown in the middle of the night, that is until they heard a noise from a trash can tipped over in the alleyway)
Rulue: Did you hear that?
Ess: Uh… maybe… did it came from the alleyway?
Rulue: We better check it out…
Ess: No way, I'm not gonna go in there! What if a killer is hiding in the alleyway-
Rulue: I can handle a killer myself, thank you very much. (heads in the allyway)
Ess: Wha- wait! Don't leave me behind!
(As Rulue and Ess goes into the alleyway, as they walked and walked passing trash cans)
Ess: Ew… ew… maybe we shouldn't leave Amitie's apartment… at least it's better than investigating the noise…
Rulue: Quit worrying, we'll be out of here in-
(They suddenly stop at a wall in front of them revealing to be a dead end)
Rulue: What the?
Ess: Get out of here in no time, huh-
Rulue: …shut up-
"Witch" Clone: What's this, you two seem to be lost?
Rulue: Witch? How did you-
"Witch" Clone: (giggles) Don't ask questions, you two are coming with me.
Rulue: Going where…?
(Suddenly another Witch clone is behind and kocked both Rulue and Ess before the screen fades to black until the next morning arrived as Amitie and Amber got into their outfits and ate breakfast with Amber's parents, Aetheria and Stephen as the two discussed about the crystals Amitie and Amber were collecting.)
[Willow Woods from Conker's Pocket Tale plays]
Amitie: As you've probably see, Amber and I just collected three crystals.
Ms. Wumtashi: Those are some pretty looking crystals. I never knew they look exactly like the ones in the story I told Amber before bed when she was a little girl.
Mr. Wumtashi: Ah so it is one of these gems that turned out to be real.
Aetheria: Mama, these gems look pretty.
Amitie: I mean, I guess they do look pretty.
Amber: So far we have three crystals, the other two have only two, Ecolo has one, so that leads to only four left to collect. Looks like were in a homestretch now.
Mr. Wumtashi: We're so proud of you, Amber.
Stephen: Uh… hate to interrupt the crystal showoff but… you might wanna watch the news for this.
Amitie: Let me guess, there gonna blame me for something I didn't do?
(They went into the living room to see the news which is what Stephen told them about, and it… good news involving the captive toons?)
[Bikini Bottom News Report from SpongeBob SquarePants plays]
Bottles the Mole: Breaking news! It appears that the toons who were missing before were surprisingly back. This is amazing news. Care to report, Goodman.
Mr. Goodman: Thank you, Bottles. So yes, we have these toons who were previously captured from the event-
Wakko Warner: I wasn't captured-
Mr. Goodman: Oh no not you, I meant the other person behind you.
Wakko Warner: Oh okay.
Mr. Goodman: M'kay as I was saying, we have some former captive toons earlier, care to talk to us on camera?
(The camera points at the "Waddle Dee's" with Bandana Waddle Dee interviewing Goodman)
Bandana Waddle Dee: Why yes, I have missed a few Waddle Dee's but somehow they came back. Although they act pretty strange but I'm glad they're back.
"Toadette": I'm just glad I'm free from getting captured. It's not like our lord Dark Prince would capture us.
(Outside the TV, Amitie grabs the remote to pause the news)
[Carrington Villa - Hostage One from Perfect Dark plays]
Mr. Wumtashi: Woah woah, this is great news, Amitie.
Amitie: I don't think this is great… just hear this again.
(As Amitie rewinds the TV with the remote to the exact moment with "Toadette's" interview)
"Toadette": It's not like our lord Dark Prince would capture us.
Amitie: Lord Dark Prince? Something's not right…
Amber: What do you mean Amitie?
Amitie: I don't think those people are the real ones. Something tells me that Dark Prince is tricking us.
Amber: There's no way he's tricking us. However, we have to get the crystals before those guys end up getting the last four crystals.
Amitie: You're right… (to Amber's parents and Stephen) Alright, we're heading out to continue our adventure. (to Aetheria) You behave yourself.
Aetheria: Okay, mama.
(As Amitie and Amber heads out the apartment dorm and outside the building they head to the bus stop noticing Rulue and Ess's bags)
[Simian Segue from Donkey Kong Country plays]
Amitie: Were these… bags Rulue and Ess took with them?
"Evil Acorn(s)": Oh that belongs to them?
Amitie: What the fuck?
"Evil Acorn #1": What? You never seen a talking acorn before?
(As the two entered the bus, they have seen a few normal toons and the other "toons" interacting with one and another about who to guess, Dark Prince)
Jolly Roger: So… how does it feel to become free?
"Commander Peepers": I felt way better. Way better than before, I know I'm Lord Hater's loyal chief, butI rather be a loyal chief for Dark Prince.
Jolly Roger: Okay? (brings a briefcase out filled with the boxes of games) Care for a Killer Instinct 3 game?
Gumby: Who's Dark Prince?
"Kazuma Sato": He's pretty awesome, he would be recreating the world with his vision.
Amitie: How is everyone suddenly worshipping the guy you all never met?
Bosko: What's going on?
"Ruby Rose": Well what do you know… a dumb blonde- hey wait a second, what happen to your iconic blonde hair?!
"Sasha Waybright": She probably dyed her hair out so she wouldn't get made fun of-
Amber: Hey, quit being mean to Amitie!
"Princess Morbucks": Since when did you defend the dumb blonde?
Amber: Since forever!
"Mandy": Such a waste of time! She just can't hide it…
Amitie: My black hair IS my real hair thank you very much!
Vicky: You're still denying about you're stupid hair? Also I don't worship whoever the hell this "Dark Prince" is.
"Bendy": …Hear that everyone… she's doesn't believe in the greater good of the prince!
Vicky: You never met the guy-
"Birdo": (grabs Vicky) It's time you believe him!
("Birdo" uses a portal gun to take Vicky with her to the portal as Amitie and Amber watches as they went through, and then they came back seconds later with Vicky who is now "them")
[B.O.B Firing from Banjo-Tooie plays]
"Vicky": Well… it seems that the machine made me believe him now.
Amitie: This is fucked up…
Gumby: I'm not comfortable with what I just saw…
"Kazuma Sato": Oh so you don't believe Dark Prince is making things right for the greater good?! It seems you need a lesson through the machine-
(Amitie then shot "Kazuma" in the head as blue blood comes out as the other "toons", Jolly Roger, Gumby, and Bosko stares at Amitie who was holding a gun as the "toons" hisses at the two.)
[We Can't Lose! from Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga + Bowser's Minions plays]
"Vicky": It's the girl who has the crystals! ATTACK!!!
Amitie: You three and Amber get to the back where it's safe!
Jolly Roger: Er… okay.
(The "toons" began getting up and start to attack as Amitie shoots the "toons" while Amber leads Gumby, Bosko, and Jolly Roger to the back of the bus)
"Ruby Rose": (summons her Crescent Rose) You four are not going anywhere!
(She swipes her Crescent Rose until Amber grabs a pipe from the seat and blocks the attack, however, Amber is struggling against the scythe "Ruby" uses)
Amber: G- guys… a little help?!
Gumby: I dunno, real weapons are pretty dangerous…
Amber: Just help me! Please!
(As Jolly Roger watches Amber struggle, he gets determind and swings his briefcase knocking out "Ruby" on the face as the Crescent Rose vanishes)
Jolly Roger: You okay, Wumba?
Amber: Thanks Mr. Rogers…
(Suddenly, "Ruby" comes back as if nothing happened to her as Amitie shoots the other "toons" in the other side of the bus until Amitie ran out of bullets)
Amitie: Fuck!
(She throws the gun at one of the "toons" as a Pedal Burst from "Ruby" before she slashes with the Crescent Rose at Amitie until she dodges attack as she is at the end of the bus as the clones get closer and closer)
Amber: What now…?
(Amitie then looks at the back door of the bus, then looks at the "toon" clones getting closer before Amitie has an idea)
Amitie: Open the back Amber!
Amber: Wha? But that's dangerous-
Amitie: JUST DO IT!
Amber: Uh… okay…
(Amber opens the back door as the five flew out of the bus falling on the road as the other "clones" closed the back door)
"Birdo": Welp they're dead. Mission complete.
Otto Mann: Hey can you not fight on the bus, please?
(Meanwhile on the road, Amitie, Amber, Gumby, Bosko, and Jolly got up with a few bruises and scratches on them walking to the nearest sidewalk, thankfully none of them are hurt.)
[Snow Mountain (The Himalayas) from Ducktales plays]
Amitie: Everyone okay?
Amber: Yeah, it's alright-
Gumby: I don't wanna do that again…
Bosko: Did the guy just bleed blue? Wasn't the blood red?
Amber: Okay… I see what you mean about Dark Prince tricking us…
Amitie: (sighs) No shit…
Amber: Wait, how are we gonna get to the last four crystals?
(Amitie and Amber notices Akko and Diana having an argument over who's better)
Amitie: I think I know how we get to the last four crystals, just wait right here.
(Amitie takes a baseball bat out as she walks offscreen and beats the two witches and walks back onscreen with the brooms)
Amitie: Here… we can use the brooms to fly us to the get us to the last four crystals.
Amber: Uh… I'm sure those two won't mind if we can borrow the brooms.
Amitie: Uh…
(Amitie looks at the bruised and beat up Akko and Diana on the floor as the other toon civilians just watched after Amitie has beat the two)
Rigby: That is fucked up…
Amitie: Yeah, they'll be fine.
(Amitie and Amber uses their brooms to fly out of town transitioning to the next scene in the summit of the Himalayas where the next ancient temple takes place where Ringo and Raffina have already made it to the pillar obtaining the Amber of Vitality.)
Ringo: There we go! We just need five more left and we can save this world together! There's no way Amitie and her stupid friend would catch up anytime.
Raffina: Yeah! They have only two and we have literally four of these bad boys!
(The two walked out of the ancient chamber as they saw no sign of the two before heading to the blue plane)
Raffina: Alright, let's see what's left.
(As Raffina uses the plane GPS, she suddenly notice two dots heading towards a mansion looking building where the Pearl of Wisdom is located)
Raffina: Huh?! How did they get out?!
Ringo: What's going on?! (Notice the two dots) How did they got out?! Now they're gonna catch up on us!
Raffina: Not on our watch!
(Raffina starts the plane and rapidly flew out of the mountains heading straight towards where Amitie and Amber are heading speeding pass a Koopa Paratroopa and an Arwing who nearly crashed into them and popped one of the Balloon Fighters balloons trying to flap his arms.)
Falco: Hey, I'm flying here!!!
Ringo: Raffina, I didn't expect you to fly this aggressively…
Raffina: I haven't either… we're heading to that weird looking mansion before they get there first!
Ringo: Hold on, what location is the "weird looking mansion" those two are going to get the Pearl of Wisdom anyway?
Raffina: The Haunted Mansion.
(As what Raffina mentioned the Haunted Mansion, Ringo has a scared reaction. Back to Amitie and Amber, they have arrived at the Haunted Mansion known once as the Ghoulhaven Halls as they landed onto the ground near the gates.)
[Within these Castle Walls from Castlevania II: Simon's Quest plays]
Amber: Hold on, Am. Why are we at the haunted mansion? It looks pretty spooky.
Amitie: Relax, there's no such things as ghosts. (shows the list) Besides, according to your list, Amber, the Pearl of Wisdom would be located at this mansion. I mean the list has all the locations- well besides the arena.
Amber: I guess that makes sense…
Amitie: Just stay close, Amber.
(The two walked through the graveyard and into the Grand Hallway of the Haunted Mansion as Amitie opens the door slowly as the two slowly enters the mansion until…)
SLAM
Amitie: What the?!
Amber: AGH! No no no! (tries to open the door, but wouldn't budge) It's not opening!
Amitie: We can't give up now, Amber! We have to keep going!
Amber: But what if ghosts come to haunt us?!
Amitie: If that ever happens…
(Amitie takes out the Poltergust G-00 and straps into her back with a vaccum on her hand)
Amitie: They won't escape this bad boy!
Amber: Wow Amitie, your so brave!
Amitie: Thanks. Now we have a pearl to obtain.
(Meanwhile outside the mansion, the blue plane crash lands into the gates)
Ringo: Raffina, what did you do?!
Raffina: No time for questions, let's go!
Ringo: Woah hold on, I can't go inside this… mansion!
Raffina: Are you serious right now?! Right in a middle of an adventure we're currently in right now?!
Ringo: Look, I'm afraid of ghosts, okay?!
(Raffina doesn't buy it as she clutches her hands onto Ringo to drag her in)
Ringo: What are you doing?!
Raffina: Oh hush, there's no such thing as ghosts! They don't exist!
Ringo: That doesn't explain Casper suddenly appearing out of nowhere trying to make friends!
Raffina: (kicks the door down) Quit bitching, Ringo! There are no such thing as a ghost!
Ringo: We better leave! They can keep the crystal, we can get the other ones!
Raffina: Over my fucking dead body we're not!
(Back with Amitie and Amber who are now walking into the Trophy Room with plenty of monster heads plastered on the wall)
[Mad Monster Mansion from Banjo-Kazooie plays]
Amitie: Wow… I don't remember this part in Luigi's Mansion before. King Boo must've upgraded this place.
Amber: I don't know, they all look scary…
Amitie: Isn't that the point?
Amber: Yeah… fair point… (she looks at the monster head resembling a honeybear) Hey, it looks like Banjo-
(The monster bear then proceeds to come to life and roars Amber)
Amber: AAH! (runs and bumps into Amitie)
Amitie: Amber, what the-
Amber: AMITIE! THE SCARY BEAR ON THE WALL CAME TO LIFE!!!
(Amitie turns around only to see the monster bear Amber points at was back in it's position)
Amitie: There's no way it's alive, Amber.
Amber: But… but…
Amitie: Common, Amber. (holds Amber's hand) We're close into getting out of the trophy room.
(As the two navigates their way out of the Trophy Room as both the monster bear and the monster white bunny eyes moved before both Boo's comes out laughing, back to Amitie and Amber, they have entered the Billiard Room with a broken pool table and skeleton bones everywhere.)
Amitie: What the fuck happened here?
Amber: I think someone was in this room before.
Amitie: Looks like it, someone fucked this pool board up.
(Back with RIngo and Raffina at the game room, Raffina goes through the bookcase with board games and game cases tossing them out as Ringo barely checks the other bookcase filled with board games in fear of ghosts jumping out of the bookcase.)
Ringo: This is stupid… being forced into the haunted mansion without my consist… (she pulls a random Bonus Book out of the bookcase before it vanishes causing fear into her spine) Wha- objects has spirits too?!
Raffina: Nothing in the bookcase I checked- Ringo you barely checked here?!
Ringo: I pulled a book out that has the letter "R" on there and it vanished and- and-
Raffina: What the fuck is wrong with you, Ringo? The last time you pulled that shit when you interacted with the ghost twins and that wasn't funny before, it isn't funny now! Just grow up and get over your fear or I'm abandoning your ass in this mansion!
Ringo: You can't abandon me into the-
Raffina: Good! Let's go to the next room! (walks out)
Ringo: I don't wanna live in this mansion! Wait up!!!
[Bloody Tears from Castlevania II: Simon's Quest plays]
(A search montage begins as Amitie checking the pantry for the gem as Amber pulls a can out seeing a skeleton head which she puts the can back to where it was originally place. Ringo and Raffina are in the basement also looking for the gem as Ringo throws boxes at a mummy which doesn't do damage.)
(In the Cellar, Amitie kicks down the top barrel only to see a Pink Mystery Egg inside and picks it up only to see Amber getting chased down by the Boos to which Amitie using the Poltergust G-00 to use the Strobulb at them before sucking the Boos into the Poltergust G-00 trapping them inside with Amber rewarding Amitie with a kiss.)
(Raffina throws the vase at the wall which has nothing inside as Ringo looks at the whiteboard written collect Ice Key, collect Egg, and Activate Secret Level confusing Ringo. At the Chicken Shed, Amitie and Amber checks all the hays with little to nothing but a Talking Flower jumping out of the hay.)
Talking Flower: Thank you for saving me, kind humans!
Amitie: What the hell?
Amber: Can we keep it Amitie?
(After hours and hours of searching for the pearl between two teams, Amitie and Amber went to the boathouse that is located at the back of the mansion whe they were about to open the door)
Amber: I dunno Amitie, the place seems scarier than the other rooms we've been in.
Amitie: What's the worst that could happen?
(The door suddenly opens slowly as a shadow creeps in at the entrance as Amber watches the eyes being visible)
Amber: Uh… Amitie…
Amitie: What?
(Amber points at the person who was at the door as Amitie turns around to see the same shadow only to reveal a groundskeeper)
[Horror Land from Mario Party 2 plays]
Fiddlesworth: Mow my meadow! You two gave me a fright-
Amitie: No shit…
Fiddlesworth: Oh my apologies, I be ol' Fiddlesworth, the groundskeeper!
Amber: Nice to meet you… I guess…
Fiddlesworth: Where might you be headin' lads? Not through the Boathouse and out towards the ol' Lighthouse I 'ope?
Amitie: Uh… we were here to find the Pearl of Wisdom.
Fiddlesworth: You mean this Pearl of Wisdom? (shows the pearl to the girls)
Amitie: What the fuck, you got the gem?!
Amber: How did you obtained the gem that fast?!
(A flashback starts with Fiddlesworth at the lighthouse watching the sky before the pearl lands next to him as he checks it out)
Fiddlesworth: Well what do we have here?
(The flashback then ends with Amitie raises her eyebrow at Fiddlesworth)
Amitie: So that gem just landed here?
Fiddlesworth: Yes, it's nice to see some visitors since the two teens left this location back in the big o' three.
Amber: Hey we were twelve at that time.
Amitie: At least were not navigating the haunted house. Anyways we actually need that because we have a list of crystals to collect and-
Fiddlesworth: Alright then, you can have it.
Amber: Wait really?
Fiddlesworth: Yeah, here's the pearl you two. (hands Amber the Pearl) Take care of it ya hear?
Amber: Aye aye!
Amitie: Well Amber, that is four gems collected. One gem more than Ringo and-
(Suddenly the pearl was taken in a flash out of Amber's hand)
"Witch" Clone 1: Hehehe! Looking for this gem?
Amitie: We just got it fair and square!
Amber: Yeah that' so rude!
"Witch" Clone 2: Hey it's the Amitie person the prince told us to kill!
Fiddlesworth: I'm outta here! (closes the door quickly)
"Witch" Clone 1: Oh yeah! Any last words-
Raffina: Why the hell is the pearl this hard to find?! And you always ALWAYS bitch about fake ass ghosts- why are they're two Witches?
Ringo: Great… she used a potion to clone herself.
Amitie: Oh great it's you two who trapped us in the cave!
Ringo: We meet again, oh and I see you dyed your hair black so you can be smart?
Amber: Amitie's hair is always black!
Raffina: Yeah right, she's pretending to be "serious" and "smart"-
"Witch" Clone 3: ENOUGH! It's nice to see a reunion and all but we're here to end Amitie's life and take the other crystals with us!
"Witch" Clone 1: Don't you mean gems?
"Witch" Clone 3: Don't correct me! They're the same thing!
"Witch" Clone 2: No there not the same thing.
Amitie: Amber let's get the fuck out of here we'll get the last three-
Ringo: Last three?! You two barely got the other gems-
Amitie: You mean three? (she shows three gems) We went to the jungle and got the ruby-
(As a "Witch" clone was about to take three of the gems, Amitie kicks her off the broom as Amitie herself put the gems up and hops on the broom)
Amitie: Let's go Amber, we have two to obtain!
Amber: (hops on) Right behind you!
(The broom flies off with Amitie and Amber)
"Witch" Clone 1: (to her two other witches) What are you two standing there?! GET EM!
(The two witches flies off to catch Amitie and Amber riding on the single broomstick as Ringo and Raffina and of course the first clone Witch left behind)
Raffina: Oh no we are not getting left behind!
Ringo: Do we have to go through the whole thing back to the beginning?!
"Witch" Clone 1: I think I can help ya'll to catch up to them IF you give me something in trade.
Ringo: Like what?
(At the sky, both clone witches are seen casting fire balls and large ice shards at the duo on a single room as they dodge most of these spells as storms begin to roar)
[Battle for Storm Hill from Donkey Kong Jungle Beat plays]
"Witch" Clone 2: You're gona pay for kicking our leader!
"Witch" Clone 3: Taste some fire balls! (shoots out fireballs)
Amber: Watch out, Am!
(Amitie controls the broom to dodge upwards avoiding the fireballs)
Amitie: Amber do you have that staff you used before?
Amber: (grabs her staff out) I'm always prepared for this.
(Amber uses her staff to cast a few projectile spells at the two witches as they dodged all of her spells)
Amber: Uh Amitie, I think they're dodging my spells…
Amitie: Why not use a powerful spell-
(One of the spells from one of the witches hitting the broom Amitie and Amber were riding on)
Amitie: Agh!
Amber: AH! (Holds onto Amitie) I'll think of something powerful… (she grabs a book to find a powerful spell)
"Witch" Clone 2: Any last words, you two-
(Suddenly a "Witch" clone gets shot down falling into the endless pile of clouds as the one shot down is none other than Ringo piloting the new and improved blue plane that crashed into the gates earlier with Raffina riding along controlling the aim while Amitie and Amber turned around.)
Amitie: You got to be kidding right now?
Raffina: Who should we aim next?
Ringo: Shoot the dumb blonde who just dyed her blonde hair!
Raffina: (chuckles) You got it, Ando!
"Witch" Clone 3: Why the hell did you shot my other self-
Ringo: (points her finger charges her electricity and shot the other Witch down) Now where were we?
(Raffina aims at Amitie and Amber who were on the broom, ready to fire at the two while Amber finally got the chance to come up with a powerful spell from a random page she found)
Amber: I got it, I found the powerful spell I haven't-
(Only for the book to be slipped out of her hand)
Amber: My book!
Amitie: Whatever spell it is, use it!
Amber: Uh… okay… let me think of a last minute spell…
Raffina: (grins) Your time has come, Amitie…
(Raffina presses the buttons to shoot out a missile aimed at the two while Amber casts a ball of electricity aiming at the plane which ends up with the plane getting hit with said ball of electricity shutting the power out while the broom explodes with the missile causes everyone to fall.)
Ringo: No no no! The plane!
Raffina: What the hell happened to the power?!
(Amber catches Amitie and uses the levitation spell to saving themselves while Raffina and Ringo fall straight fast downwards screaming into the abyss)
Amber: Do you think I should save them?
Amitie: Nah, they can figure it out on their own.
(Back with Raffina and Ringo still on the plane)
Raffina: This can't be the end of both of us, is it?
Ringo: (tries to press random buttons) It better not be! None of these buttons are working! Not even the-
(The place crashed into the ground, this time the parachutes came out too late as the two somehow survived that fall.)
Ringo: …eject button.
(The two came out of the now destroyed plane with bruised and scratches on their body while Amitie and Amber landed safely into the ground using up all the levitation spell)
Amber: Aw man, I ran out of juice for the spell… where are we? Wait a minute… (she gets the list out to check) We're at the death mountain!
(After Ringo has saw Amber using said spell to save only themselves making her very mad and runs towards the duo)
Amber: That means we'll win the wish for sure, right Amitie?
Amitie: Wow we're far from the town and the mansion went to-
(Ringo out of nowhere kicks Amber on the back causing her to fall off the cliff)
Amber: AH!
Amitie: Amber!!!
(Amitie snatched Amber's hand and tries to pull her up until Ringo kicks Amitie causing the both to fall off the cliff)
Amitie and Amber: AAAAAAA-
Ringo: (huffs) (huffs)
Raffina: Oh-hohoho! I can't believe you actually killed them! Now we just need to get said gem from what the dumbass said and then take the other gems from their corpses, and then find out where the final gem is and we officially get the wish!
Ringo: …who's we?
Raffina: …what?
Ringo: I was only using you for the entirety of this stupid quest.
Raffina: Are you betraying me?
Ringo: Oh this isn't a betrayal… (places her hands on Raffina's shoulders) it's a sacrifice.
(As Raffina heard this, Ringo shoves Raffina off the cliff side betraying or sacrificing her friend over a crystal)
Raffina: You'll pay for this…
[Dark Mountain Forest from The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past plays]
(Ringo watches Raffina falling until there was nothing left and walks inside the cave, meanwhile with Amitie and Amber falling to their death, Amitie stopped screaming and grabs Amber and her staff as Amitie shakes Amber's arm to cast a spell which teleports them out of danger and back to the cliff top. Amitie notices Amber is screaming until her screams begn to fade out before she realizes she was safe.)
Amber: We're alive?
Amitie: Yeah, and it's time we kick some apple ass!
(Inside the empty hallway of the caverns, Ringo walked into the end of the cavern halls with a pillar holding the Diamond of Will)
Ringo: There it is… the diamond of will, that blue dumbass was right.
(As Ringo grabs the diamond onto the pillar, that is until Amitie and Amber were actually blocking Ringo's way)
Ringo: Wha- how are y'all alive?!
Amitie: We're here to end this once and for all!
[Battle With a Dangerous Foe from Earthbound Beginnings plays]
Ringo: Hmph… (puts the diamond inside her bag) Bring it on then…
(Thus a fight breaks out into the cavern as Ringo charges her electricity and shoots at the two before Amber uses her shield spell as Amitie slides and uppercuts Ringo)
Ringo: Is that the best you can do, Amitie-
(Amitie trip Ringo over as Ringo jumps up before Amber uses the ice spell onto Ringo freezing her into a block of ice with the bag on the floor remain unfrozen)
Amitie: That was pretty badass, Amber.
Amber: It was?
Amitie: Yeah… (takes the bag and took three gems out and puts it in Amber's bag)
Amber: We now have a total of six gems. Oh and I need the list to keep track of the other gems.
Amitie: Finally… that means we have four left-
(Ringo then breaks free from her icy prison with her bracelet starting to lightbup purple substance while Amitie and Amber turns seeing Ringo pissed as Amber gets her staff ready while Amitie is determined to fight.)
Ringo: You really think you two can steal my gems?!
Amber: We're not scared of what move you're gonna make!
Ringo: You two ARE NOT GOING ANYWHERE!!!
Amitie: You want these gems, you're gonna have to take 'em from us!
(Ringo charges at the two as Amitie and Amber runs to her only to… vanish out of existence?)
(That is until the next scene hits with the purple floor with a giant door in front as the three somehow popped in as if they didn't charge at each other)
Amitie: What the hell? Where are we?
Amber: Is that a big door?
Ringo: I don't know what happened but… (she points her finger) SINE! (she notices there isn't electricity coming out) Wait… (she tries again but it didn't work) SINE! SINE! SINE! What the hell happened to my powers?! (sighs) Whatever, without my magic, I can still beat you two!
(As Ringo goes into her fighter pose as Amitie does the same alongside Amber until…)
???: WHO DARES ENTER THE EDGE OF SPACETIME?!
(The three turns to the big door to reveal none other then the new Keeper of Dimensions, Tee)
[Jiggywiggy's Temple from Banjo-Tooie plays]
END OF CHAPTER 5