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Noob stared down the barrel of the gun given to them by Chance, forced to see the revolting thing that is Charlie Kirk. The creature was wearing a shirt that stated "Freedom", despite how he supported taking away the freedom of others. They lined it up to it's neck, to get a good killing shot. They weren't going to miss, not like before.
"Do you know how many transgender people have been mass shooters in the last ten years?" Someone Noob didn't know and didn't care to know asked.
"Too many," Responded the fascist bastard.
The person answer that it had been five, causing the disgusting bitch to respond, "Counting or not counting gang violence?"
Noob saw a ironic opportunity to shoot, and took it. The last word Charlie Kirk would ever say was set in stone as "violence". Blood spurted from his neck- an artery obviously having been gotten. The words above him being "prove me wrong" only made this sweeter, they had proven him wrong, all right. They quickly left, not wanting to get caught after all.