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Dexter: I'm the kind of guy that likes to think things through.
Darling: I once saw you eat a marshmallow that was still on fire.
Store Worker: Would Darling Charming please come to the front desk?
Darling, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: [points to Dexter and Daring]
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Dexter and Daring, simultaneously: We got lost
Darling: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-
Daring: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.
Darling: That's why I carry two swords.
Dexter, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Darling, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids.
Daring: what the fuck are you guys doing?
Dexter: playing systemic oppression
Daring: WHY. Why would you give a KNIFE to Dexter?!
Darling: He said he felt safe!
Daring: Well now I feel unsafe!
Darling:
Daring:
Darling, reaching inside her pocket:...You want a knife?
Daring: You can trust me
Dexter: Okay, Can I? Because the last time I left you in charge of something...
Daring: Ugh! This is about those stupid Tamagotchis?
Dexter: Actually, it is!
Daring: You left me with six of them, Dexter! Taking care of that many is like a full-time job!
Dexter: I left you with six adult Tamagotchis in perfect health, and by the time I came home, they were all dead.
Dexter: You have to like, actively murder them in order for that to happen.
[Daring having a mental break down finding out he's the New Beast]
Dexter: Hmmm...I never thought I'd have to say this.
Dexter: But there is only space in this family for ONE unstable sibling, and I held that title for a very long time.
Dexter: So you are going to have to get it together!
Daring: You ever want to talk about your feelings, Dexter?
Dexter: No
Darling: I do
Daring: I know Darling
Darling: Dad locked me up in a tower.
Daring: I know Darling.