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Shuichi had finished up all his detective work and decided he would take a break by going on his laptop, seeing what the wonderful fucked up world called the "internet" has for him.
The detective browsed through well-known websites, seeing what his friends have been posting on Instagram, watching some Youtube videos here and there. It was relaxing.
Shuichi and Kokichi talked a lot. They were good friends. Though Kokichi is one of those friends who would send links to weird shit on YouTube, among us porn, and fan fictions of the KFC mascot from time to time to piss off Shuichi. At times it was funny, at times it was actually quite concerning but honestly when is it not?
The blue twink recived a notification from the purple twink. It was probably some more cursed stuff Kokichi sent. He clicked on the notification to see Kokichi's text message.
"LMFAO SHUMAI GUESS WHAT I FOUNDD"
Shuichi wouldn't be surprised if it was a picture of nudes from elders or something concerning like that. He responded to Kokichi.
"what is it"
Ah yes, Shuichi and his dry texting. Just as aspected from someone with foot crust. He waited for Kokichi's response, sensing him furiously tapping the screen with all caps on and having at least a spelling mistake slipped into there (oh I type like that too lmfaooooo).
"BITCH UR ON RULE 34 BAAHJSKSAKKS"
What is rule 34? Shuichi had never heard of rule 34. Is it a rule that has something to do with the military? Why the number 34? What makes it so special? Shuichi was confused. He didn't want to just go ask Kokichi what at meant because he could be either lying or he would make fun of Shuichi for not knowing what it is.
Opening another tab, he typed up rule 34 in the search bar. He hit the enter key. From looking at what's on the page there is a definition.
"Rule 34 is an Internet maxim which asserts that Internet pornography exists concerning every conceivable topic. The concept is commonly depicted as fan art of normally non-erotic subjects engaging in sexual behavior." (I just copied and pasted this bc I said so)
A chill ran down his spine. There is pornography of Shuichi. He felt his hands tremble, sweat building up on him, breathing heavily.
He was scared to see what lewd artworks there were made by him. Grabbing a pillow next to him and held it tight, he clicked on the website that would take him there.
Shuichi was greeted by explicit drawings of different characters created by others. Oh boy was he in for a surprise. Judging by those drawings on the screen, if he typed up his name Shuichi would pass out right on the spot. Clicking on the search bar on the corner, Shuichi typed in his name
"shuichi_saihara"
Oh my. 484 works of Shuichi porn on there. As soon as Shuichi saw the page right before his eyes he let out a unnecessarily loud screech of fear and shut his laptop closed. He held his pillow tight and let out horrified and confused screams in the pillow. Sounding like someone just died right before him.
After a few seconds of trying to calm his emo ass down, he opened up the laptop scrolling deeper. My god was that such a horrible idea.
There was drawings of Rantaro fucking Shuichi. Rantaro lived with Shuichi. Sluthara did have a crush on him but he's trying to deny the fact because just thinking about avocado twunk would get in the way with his detective work. But seeing other's works of his crush fucking him silly was just... So awkward..
The artists have such great talent but why must they use their talent on drawing erotic Shuichi art. Something just tells him that this must be Angie's doing but would she really do that? At this point Shuichi really doesn't know. This is so fucking weird.
Rantarhoe from the other room heard Shuichi screaming, letting out sounds of dEspaIr. He was worried for him so he dashed over to Shuichi's room to check up on the boy. He walked in seeing Shitichi hugging his pillow tighter than his itty bitty virgin asshole, eyes looking lifeless as the lewd works sucked all the life out of him. Sucking harder than Shuichi sucking Rantaro's dick in that one art w- (I have to fucking stop- but I'm not going to. Now suffer.) "Oh my- S...Shuichi are you ok?", Rantaro asked in a worried tone.
"N...No. T..Th- There's... Uh..", Shuichi couldn't piece together a proper sentence due to how traumatizing the last 2 minutes of his life was.
Ranchtaro tilted his head to the side slightly. "There's what.?", asking him what he saw. Unaware of how disturbing his last few minutes of his life was before he found porn of himself. Right after that his life has officially called apart. #brocken
The shrek coloured man looked around Shuichi. Observing his surroundings. The laptop was next to Shuichi. Guessing that he probably saw something that really scared Shuichi.
"...Did you see some weird stuff on Twitter again?"
Shuichi shakes his head "no". Of course, no other place has weirder shit than Twitter everyone knows that. But this time Shuichi is losing 49 brain cells per second after seeing some stuff. So it's best to assume that this is probably worse.
Rantaro went over to the laptop and opened it up. Shuichi tried his best to stop him by taking the laptop out of his hands but as soon as Rantaro opened it up the a not safe for work drawing filled the screen. A drawing of Rantaro pounding Shuichi right into the sheets.
"HOLY FUCK-", Rantomato was as red as a tomato and immediately closed the laptop. Now he knows what the fuck has been scaring my poor guy. "I..Is that a drawing of ME fucking YOU.?!", rantaro exclaimed. He felt like he would just crumble onto the ground. Who knew one explicit drawing could have such an impact on two live cells.
"I don't think w..we will ever see the light of d..day again.", Shuichi commented. (Smh dramatic ass /lh) Well, now he and his crush have seen things that should not be shown to anyone else. It's so questionable.
Rantaro felt abit brave and looked at the drawing one last time before he can no longer enter heaven. It was just as bad as the first time he saw it.
"Aw fuck-", the dilf in training cursed. Yeah, no one is entering heaven beyond his point.
The silence was so awkward and so unbearable. They weren't going to panick about this now aren't they? We'll never know. One of the, had to break the silence some how. For every second passing without a word coming out of one of them, they slowly lose more sanity. Maybe they can talk about other things?
"Ah.. Uhm.. I mean.. I did look hot in that drawing-", Rantaro spoke, hoping this will start something. It was awkward for that to come out of him but he did have to admit. Like he looks good in everything when does he not look good?
Shuichi's face flushed a dark red. "E...excuse me?", he was confused. But really he's tricking his own mind into thinking that Rantaro doesn't look hot in that drawing. Just by thinking about it, he could feel his dick pound into his twinky lil ass, even though he's the biggest virgin you will ever meet.
"Oh uh- sorry.. It's just.. Really weird...", Rantaro added.
Yeah. Shuichi is fucked. Maybe he will be fucked but he's fucked right now. He's really not sure if he should just stay silent or say that Rantaro did look hot in that artwork. "I..I..I mean if I d..do say so myself you uh..", Mr. Inspector Gadget Jr. fumbled with the bottom of his sweatshirt, "you...you look hot..I g..guess..." He prayed for the life of him that what he just said sounded as platonic as it could be but we all just know that's sus asf.
Rantaro didn't expect an answer like that from Shuichi. "Oh- uh thanks I guess-", yeah these mfs give me second hand embarrassment. Rantaro didn't really know how to answer. Maybe Shuichi did mean that in a platonic way.
Now things have grown more awkward between the two. Maybe Shuichi should have stayed silent.
(wait how do I write this now hold up I'm writing these between classes-)
Maybe Shoe itchy should take a break from the Internet. There's always so many shit no matter where you look, you aren't safe. He walked over to the kitchen to pour himself a glass of water, to drink the trauma away. Taking sips of the flavourless fluid, his mind still hasn't recovered from the forbidden artwork. More lewd artworks filled his head that even drinking water just made him feel weird.
He took his last swallow and set his cup down to the side. Yeah, even things just as simple as drinking water was bad enough for him. Can my poor guy just live in peace after seeing that? Now he really regrets looking himself up on rule 34.
Just as he thought things could get bad enough. No, he was absolutely wrong. He walked back into his emo room, MCR posters spreaded across the walls to find a familiar avocado focused on the screen, wacking himself off to something. The detective didn't have to see much just to find his crush beating his big fat cock off to rule 34 art of Shuichi. What a perverted man. But honestly who isn't going to be touching themselves to horny Shuichi art? Ranidiot forgot to close the door because his closeted horny ass can't keep his dick in his pants after seeing Shuichi porn.
"..oh", Shuichi shut the door behind him and walked away from his room quickly like shit did not just happen in his room. Does Rantaro like him back too? Or maybe just seeing erotic things like that work him up. Now Shuichi is just confused. He has never been so confused in his life. What the fuck just happened.
Rantaro felt too embarrassed to keep going after Shuichi walked in on him. He got too excited. He should have waited abit, but he has been pent up for too long. Still tho this mf should have waited-
But Saihorny seeing Rantater tots 's dick being out in the open, being stroked by his own fine hands, letting out soft grunts, shakes breathing. It's hot. No other words needed. Sexy, if you will. Shuichi didn't want to think of him like that. Too fucking weird.
Amommy pulls his pants back up, closing the laptop. Oh god what has he done. If anythinhow isn't he just going to wake up the next morning going "I just nutted myself on my roommate's bed while getting off to a drawing of him". He walked out the room and entered the bathroom to clean off his hand. Yeah unfortunately that shit's still erected. You can see his bulge lmfao.
After Rantaro washes his hands he steps out of the bathroom, now feeling embarrassed whenever he'd make eye contact with Shuichi.
"...hi Shuichi.", Ranfarto spoke, not looking up.
"Hi Rantaro uh..", Sushi replied. Now not looking at Rantaro the same after... That.
Welcome back to episode of 28 of "And they were roommates, but it's fucking awkward."
Shuichi should probably start a small conversation with Rantaro. "So uh, is there anything you want to uhm.. Talk about..?", Shuichi asked, maybe this is another bad idea.
"...I'm just curious what did you see when you.. Walked in?", uh oh. They are gonna surpass the charts of awkwardness.
Oh boy. Shuichi's face grew red within a short amount of time. My god, how was he gonna answer this. Should he be honest or tell a lie. Might as well tell the truth be its funnier like that.
"I uhm... I was only there for like, a second- and I...I saw y..your uh.. Yeah..", Shuichi answered, hoping that Rantaro understood him and that this won't be a very long conversation. Rantomro knew exactly what he meant and now this just makes it really embarrassing. Fucking awkward roommates istg.
"Well- Is t..that all?", God fucking damn it, Rantaro.
Yeah, Shuichi did see more stuff. But no way is he gonna talk about that. Suckichi nodded his head "mhm."
"Yeah ok uh, how do I say this..", Rantaro wanted to start a new conversation. "I uh, may or may not uh- y'know. May have a crush on you. But that's like- uh- just a small one that I had for abit.", this bitch really thought things would get better here. Rantaro confessed to him. Shuichi already saw him bust his nut on Shuchi porn so he might as well tell him how he feels.
Shuichi was shocked. His face flushing across his face, God he was a blushing mess today. And the fact that Rantaro told him how he fells about him really isn't helping the blushing problem. Why does Rantaro like him? What's so special about him? "But w..why do you like m..me-? What do you e..even like about me?", Shuichi asked in utter confusion.
"Y'know like.. You're nice and cute, and uh, smart and talented.. If that makes sense.. I don't see why anyone wouldn't like you- you're pretty much everything that a..anyone would ever want in a person.. Uh-", Rantaro listed reasons on why he likes Shuichi romantically.
Shuichi was still confused on why he liked him but accepted it anyway. But there's just one thing wrong here. When Rantaro started talking about why he likes him, Shuichi just felt like he was going to fucking melt. Not in a romantic way. He has a praise kink. And he's a fucking bottom too so this doesn't help. Emo shit's body was becoming too warm too fast, his heart beating out of his chest, everything in his mind was feeling abit fuzzy. His boner is going to rise right on the spot of Rantaro says one more nice thing about him.
"Hey Shuichi.. You feeling ok?", Rauchtaro's voice was soothing.
Shuichi has to snap out of it. Act like he's fine while he's horny. Throwing together random words to form a sentence, twinkichi answered "mhm! I..I'm ok! I still don't r..really see why you'd chose me from everyone el..else but uh-"
Hah. He's only getting more hornier from here.
Rantaro still had plenty of reasons and began to list some of them that he can remember from the top of his head, "yeah well, you're also really adorable when you talk about things you're passionate about, and I love listening to you ramble about it. Not only that but you're helpful in most situations as well..".
uh oh.
boner alert
Sushi's dick has been erected. "Adorable and helpful"? Yeah, that was already enough to make him hard. Shuichi buried his hands in his face (Wait does that make sense? Idc).
It didn't take much for Assmami to notice Sluthara's raging boner. You can already see it from like 30 feet away, considering how tiny of his dick is.
"Oh, are you uh-"
"Y..Yeah."
Rantaro didn't want to laugh at him for that, since he was the one busting some nuts to shuichi porn on his laptop. So instead, he wanted to help him with it. "If you don't mind it, I can help you with uh-", he pointed his head toward Saihara Jr. "...that."
Shuichi did want Rantaro to help him out with it, but he's just not sure how he should tell him. And it would still be embarrassing if he said yes.
"W..What I'm- I mean uh- sure but it's just that- uh- I cas always do it myself- but I also want to.. Uh d.do that with you and uh-", this gives me second hand embarrassment.
"Is it a yes?", rantaro wanted to confirm, because consent is cool and all the cool kids do it.
Pooichi took some time to calm down abit. "Yes, I...I would like to do it with you.."
Rantaro shot him a smile, "Thanks. I'd be glad to do it with you too. You're just so cute, y'know that right?"
Oh dear, not praise. Shuichi is only going to fucking die before the get to fuck.