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Ultimate Weed and lead Ultimate Emo to Weed's bedroom. Oh how his will be fun.
Rantaro locked the door behind him (even though it's just the two of them, privacy is poggers), while Shuichi sits on the bed as he waits to be fucked. Asstaro sits closer to him, not sure of how to start.
"Well uh.. What would you like to do first?", Rantaro asks, maybe Shuichi will tell him his kinkiest fantasies and they'll recreate it. Shuichi wasn't sure of what he wanted of Rantaro to do to him first, he's just horny right now and wants to be touched.
"I...I don't know, please do w..what you want with me.. Mm..", horny mf. Shitichi answered him.
"Are you sure there isn't anything you don't want me to do..? I want you to feel safe and comfortable while we do this.", Rantaro added like the best boy that he is. Everyone knows that cool guys make their partners feel comfy and safe during seggz.
Shuichi was becoming more needy and craved his touch, horny mf. "'Taro... P..Please touch me..! Do anything to me..~"
Oh damn, this should be interesting. Rantaro moved is palm over to Shuichi's rock hard crotch and rubbed the shit out of it. Shuichi enjoyed the feeling of the fabric of his sweatpants being rubbed on his wee woo spot. His breath became shaky, being lost in pleasure. "Haah... 'T..Taroo..~ M..More..~", Shuichi begged, Shuichi moaning did turn on Rantaro. Maybe they could recreate those drawings on rule 34 together. #wap
Fartaro left kisses onto Pisshara's neck. Sucking some parts of it too, leaving hickies in different sizes and shapes. Shuichi moaned like a fucking cow. All of this was so fucking poggers.
Ramtaro did what Pooichi asked and rubbed his crotch harder, if he went hard and fast enough maybe they could start a fire on Shuichi's crotch. Shuichi having his wee woo spot touched feels really fucking a,axing but it's just not enough. He wants to make Rantaro feel good too and he wants to go farther.
Rantaro trailed his free hand over to Pooichi's chest and pinched his nipples, twisting them as well. Oh how sensitive Shu's pink nipples are.
Shuichi had felt the need to hump Rantaro's hand. Shuichi Saicumsock continued to do so. It felt really fucking good. Like waaaaay beyond poggers.
"Ahh.. W..wait, 'taro.."
"Oh? Is something wrong?", Chadtaro moved his hand out of there like a girlboss.
"No it's really fucking good but.. Is t..there something you want me to do to you..?", Shuichi asked.
Rantaro has already been hard from the start like- "Amami Jr. Is awake", "Uh, I dunno. What do you want to do to me?"
Shuichi's eyes darted over to the side, embarrassed to ask. "Can I uh... Suck you o..off?", God how it's actually much more weird to ask when you actually mean it.
Riptaro blushed, but it's not too noticeable. "Sure, it shouldn't be too bad..", he slipped off his pants and underwear (again) and his 7" baka cock sprung free. Shuichi let out a quiet gasp from the sight.
"Hm? What is it..?"
"..you're..b..big.."
(Wait is 7" actually big I looked on a ruler and it looks small-? (/gen) idk I'm a lesbian this is just funny LMFAO)
Rantaro ruffled the emo's hair playfully. He spoke under his breath, "you sussy baka..."
Shuichi lowered his head down to the "big dick" and wrapped his mouth that's only good for sucking cock around Amami Jr.
The warm, wetness of Sluthara's mouth around Rantaro's Walmart dick was so fucking amazing. Shuichi bobbed his head up and down slowly. Shuichi is a raging virgin. He probably deepthroats random empty soda cans to practice giving head but how is the soda can gonna feel anything? It's fucking metal.
Rantaro let out soft grunts and gently tugged onto Shuichi's hair, it's soft. He probably stole it from a dog. Shuichi went deeper (oooh), drool threatening to spill out of his mouth. The sounds of Shuichi sucking, Saihorny sucking Rantatas dick, just how cute he looked. Rantaro was going to come all over his face istfg.
Not too long after Rantaro warned Sahara desert that he was close to coming. But since Shuichi is a slut, he keeps on sucking and waits for him to come in his mouth. "Ahh..~!", rsntaro let out his swoops booga fluids inside Shuichi's mouth. It was warm and salty, but he managed to swallow it all. Saihorny is a proud slut and smiles after sucking a pp. Of couse, the fun doesn't end here.
Shuichi thought, "since it's my first time, might as well become the biggest slut I can be so its fun for the both of us". Idk wtf Shuichi is on but I want it. Saiwhorea decides to strip for Rantowel. Removing articles of his clothing is a sexy manner. So tsundere-Baka of him if you will.
Pervtaro looks up and down Shuichi's body as he strips, after removing some pieces of fabric that wrapped comfortably on the twink's skin he's become fully naked. Rantaro is seduced by the sight that sits in front of him. This isn't the introverted detective think he knew, this is like getting to fuck one of those random people on those shitty porn ads you'd find on the hub but better. Emo shit lays on the bed while Shitaro tops him. My god, Shuichi was hotter that the toaster that burned some guy's dick on Twitter (I'm not sorry for making that reference). Shuichi spreads his legs apart, careful to not let out any farts. But before Rantaro could enter him, Saihotra had to prep his twinkly little cave. He pushed in his fingers in the never-ending hole of abyss, letting out soft moans, thrusting them in and out, just like people on Black Friday. This was so much more erotic than the Shuichi porn Ramstertaro got off to earlier today. Slutichi added more fingers inside of him. Once he felt that his hole was stretched enough, he signaled Rantaro to go inside.
Shuichi had masturbated enough in his life to prepare himself for the person snatching his virginity away from him. From stroking his 5.7" lil ween, to humping his pillows naked at 3 am, to sticking up fingers in his asshole. He's just sex starved but actually doesn't tell anyone. A fellow horny on main ig.
While Shoeitchy poked his butthole, Fleshtaro found a bottle of lube in his drawer because let's face it, when is there not a smut Ric where there's that random bottle of lube that's always there for "emergency purposes", like I didn't know being horny was an emergency. The bottle of lube is always the most underrated character and it needs to change, for we need a whole character arc on it. Rantaro opened the bottle and poured a... A amount.. Of lube on his wee wee. It's still wet from Shuichi's saliva but who knows, maybe Shuichi likes it wet ;)
Rantaro whipped out his massive peen and aligned himself with the streched hole. Rantaro wanted one last confirmation by Shuichi so he can actually go inside because consent is sexy and will forever be.
"P..please.. Hurry up.. Ahhhh...~", the detective was completely submissive under him. Gordon Ramtaro pushed in his tiger cock inside of the twink cave. Slutichi flinched due to having an actual peen inside of him and it just feels so new. Rantaro let Shuichi adjust to the feeling so he can feel good later. After a few moments Shuichi was ready for Twunktaro to move-it move-it (so far that was the worse fucking thing I could ever write in a crack fic but I am not sorry). Tomtaro moves himself in and out slowly. It's so wet inside Shuichi, with the lune and spit mixed on his cock, it's really fucking good.
"Ahhhh... 'T..Taroooo~ mm..", Shyhara moaned, his twink cave is filled with dick now he just can't wait for Rantaro to go faster.
Spamtaro kept pushing himself in and out at that pace until Shuichi wanted him to go faster.
"Ahhh.. P...Please.. Faster..!" Shuichi begged.
Rantaro remembered that Shuichi possibly has a praise kink so he might a swell praise the shit outta him while he can.
"Aww so cute~ I know you have a nice voice and I want you to beg harder.. Maybe if you do so you might get what you want...~", Rantaro spoke to Saiwhorea.
Shuichi wanted more, so he might as well just listen. "Please..! Ahh.. G..Go faster.. I want more.. Mm.. 'Tarooo~!", he begged harder. Just like a discord kitten begging their discord mod daddy to turn on their mic while they pee. The praise is only making him more Hornier like always.
Rantaro smiled at the submissive one, "good boy~ Cute boys like you always get what they want when they listen right?"
Shuichi nodded, just wanting to be fucked silly.
Rauchtaro picked up his pace and thrusted himself faster. While searching for that special spot of Shyhara's.
"Haaaah~!", Shuichi moaned, letting out some whimpers. After many thrusts one thrust specifically made Shuichi feel *different*. But not like "main character" different, y'know.
"Ahhh~ R.Right there..! Mm.. Ah.. Fuck..", oh shit, looks like we got ourselves a sweet spot. Rantaro went to go hit that same spot until Shuichi comes.
Shuichi's moans have only gotten more louder along with a variety of other lewd sounds and curses. ThIs wasn't very uwu femboy of him. It's nice to look at though.
Sahara desert gripped onto the sheets, eyes being somewhat rolled at the back of the head, being cumming a moaning mess #sotruebestie.
The sounds of Rantaro's ball sacks hitting against Slutichi's ass, the moans and curses, the sensation of the wetness in Pooichi's poopy butthole, it's too much, but it's so amazing.
Both of them were close to releasing the forbidden milk.
"'Taro..! Ahhh 'Taro! I..I'm closee~"
"S..So am I... Ahh..~"
Without a warning Shuichi shot the forbidden milk out of his raw hotdog. Cum layed onto his chest not so cutely. Not after long Rantaro also came inside "xX.Emo.Gacha.Wolf.Xx"'s twinky ass. The lovely sight. It's so wet.
Slumpichi's legs were feeling abit weak but he can still walk. He just wants to go do it again but unfortunately his pp has deflated idfk. Rantaro pulled himself out of the hole of abyss. Both proceeded to catch their breath due to all this work they'd put in to pleasure eachother.
"...T...That was.. So... So poggers...", Rantaro commented.
Shuichi agreed with him "I know.. It's so amazing.."
They decided that they would clean up their mess after they rested. Tbh sex is tiring or anything involving sexual activity is tiring anyway and for what-
They payed in bed for abit. Slowly forgetting what the fuck happened earlier on rule 34. That was... An interesting event that happened. Moving thoughts aside they cuddled together for abit.
"..wait so does this mean we are boyfriends now..?", Shuichi asked.
"wait we weren't boyfriends from the start-"
"Wh- oh. OH"
Shuichi is dumb and just remembered that 40 minutes ago they were boyfriends what.
Rantaro kissed his head goodnight but Shuichi attacked him with his baka kisses and they ended up making out hotly lmao.
ok ok nOw they go to fucking sleep.
Shuichi's eyes shut, everything is now dark and calm. Then boom mfs sleeping.