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[pianogirl] Single handedly, by making this group chat, I have made more mistakes than any man, woman, or child.

[pianogirl] or non binary people.

[mystery_music.png] thanks I feel included

Chapter 1

Notes:

Ok so disclaimer: ouma talks about a suicide note in a joking manner in this, so I feel the need to make it clear that I'm not making light of a heavy topic as such, but I am an Actual Suicidal Person who both projects on fictional characters and jokes to cope.

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kaede made a group chat!

kaede added ouma, saihara, Kaito, Angie, and maki to the group chat!

kaede changed her name to pianogirl!

maki changed her name to knifeknifegalpal

kaito changed his name to astronautman

angie changed their name to GodIsGayYouHeathens

ouma changed saiharas name to kyoukoposer

ouma changed his name to lyingruler


[lyingruler] When I write my suicide note all it's gonna say is "bye bitches"

[lyingruler] So if I ever type "bye bitches" in this chat just know I'm either going to die or make a sandwich

[pianogirl] Already off to a great start with this group chat

[astronautman] what the fuck 

[kyoukoposer] why is this my name 

[lyingruler] why WOULDNT your name be that

[pianogirl] now now!! I've made this group chat so we can become better friends, and keep in contact!! So no arguing, or I'll ban you.

[lyingruler] ban me daddy kaede

[pianogirl] w what. The fuck.

[lyingruler] I.

[lyingruler] I honestly hate that I typed that with my own two hands right now

[lyingruler] this what my humor has come to. This is what my life has come to. 

[GodIsGayYouHeathens] god says to go fuck yourself, koichi

[lyingruler] r00d

[pianogirl] I have to agree with god here.

[lyingruler] sowwy

[knifeknifegalpal] die.

[lyingruler] :((