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    originally 1 big fic, now a series of tiny ones. yippee

    original note: hi y'all, this is just to post something for whumptober. very few of these will be edited and even fewer will be more than 1K words. i'm just trying to get myself to write more.

    as of 11/18/2025: discontinued at 17/31 (academia has obliterated my ass)

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    Alfred should learn to shut up, or someone is going to do it for him.

     

    title from "Lipstick Covered Magnet" by The Front Bottoms

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    Status: FAILED

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    whumptober 2020 by freak | cats- wish me luck
    marked as complete because im probably not gonna pick it up again

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    “Wait, wait!” Hunter stopped her, as he now had his attention fixed on a second book from the pile. “It says here that human colds typically last only a couple of days, giving me a limited window of time for research!”

    “Yeah, only a couple of days if you take the time to rest!” Luz shot back, exasperated by his willfulness.

    “Perfect! Then I have more time to gather information.” He shut the book and placed it neatly onto the top of the stack, then merrily made his way out of the room, a sway in his step.

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    In which Hunter catches a bad cold in the human realm and decides to treat it as a learning experience.

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    20 Jun 2026

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    “But! This is merely an experiment. And perhaps… maybe if the results prove effective… I will consider this as an option next time I fall ill.” His voice was soft and apprehensive, but it clearly meant the world to the others. Even Flapjack was singing triumphant chirps.

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    “I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised,” Darius says, massaging another glob of red dye into Hunter’s hair. “In terms of teenage rebellion, this is usually one of the firsts on the list.”
    “There’s a list?” Hunter asks.
    “It’s an expression, child,” Darius says.
    “Oh,” Hunter says. He taps his fingers on his thigh. “I mean, right, obviously. But could you… make me one?”

    The Demon Realm is finally free from Belos. And now that Hunter knows he's safe, he can finally act like a kid's supposed to--and follow more rules! (look, he's not good at this, okay?)

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    20 Jun 2026

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    “I keep thinking he’s going to come back for me,” Hunter admits. “I thought it’d get better after the Day of Unity, but I keep having these dreams where he finds me and every time, I ask him to forgive me but he just tells me the only thing I’m good for is to as fuel. So I take an axe, and chop off my arm. And then I build a fire to keep him warm.”

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    "His frown gets deeper and he stops walking abruptly, looking around him with a critical eye, to the same houses he passes every day and the same ratty sign of a bookstore that hasn’t opened ever since the Day of Unity; this makes absolutely no sense, he’s been walking for long enough to be well on his way down the middle of the road to his house and then some, he’s sure. Was he really that lost in his thoughts?

    He takes a hasty turn on the corner of the next street, as he always does, ready to welcome the sight of the vines that decorate the outside wall of one of the houses and that he uses as one of the small marks that he’s going the right way and he stops on his tracks.

    A closed bookstore. A sign that has seen better days. He has to move. Now."

     

    Dadrius week, day 3: Coven Heads

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    19 Jun 2026

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    KIDNAPPED!!!

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    Shang Qinghua and Mobei Jun are finally officially courting. It should be smooth sailing now, right? Well, no. Airplane discovers a threat that can endanger the whole world's existence. A threat he is to blame for. And that is only one of his problems.

    This is a standalone story.

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    09 Oct 2025

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    Im going to combust

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    "of course airplane invented coffee in ancient china. did you doubt him?" author please my sides hurt

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    6 times Hunter dies and no one cared, and 1 time everyone did.

     
    In which, Hunter dies a lot in various ways throughout his life but also just can’t seem to stay dead.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    You’re SO fucked bestie