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    Jax mustered up the energy to travel back to his desk, plopped down in his chair, and threw the notebook down in front of him. It fell open to the page labeled CAINE’S KINKS. 

    He grabbed a pen and tapped the tip of it against the page a few times, before making a few edits.

    This is not a love story. This is a revenge story.
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    (This fic was written after the author has seen episode 7, but before the author has seen episode 8. The author is more interested in the idea of Caine and Jax being narrative foils than she is in the idea of them having a genuinely abusive relationship. This story includes some spicy bits that are easily skipped - though you might miss some slapstick and character development if you choose to avoid them. This story is mostly comedy, though that might just be to make the tragedy hit all the harder. The author is gender-fluid, pansexual, polyamorous, demiromantic, ADHD, autistic, and heavily projecting. Please heed the tags, and enjoy the show!)

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    22 Jun 2026

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    Pure Vanilla struggles to take care of his long hair after his awakening. Luckily for him, Shadow Milk is willing to help him out.

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    22 Dec 2025

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    It’s officially been one year since Vox and Alastor met. To celebrate, they decide to go out to a bar. But Vox gets a little too drunk and tells Alastor some things he wasn’t meant to know…

    This is a canon divergence fix it fic, in which Vox asking Alastor to join forces goes a little differently.

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    08 Dec 2025

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    “Fine.” He held out his hand to Vox, whose excited smile had returned. “But I’m destroying it the moment I no longer have a use for it.”
    Vox’s eyebrows knit together and his smile wilted for a split second, before his expression brightened once more, although it looked artificial and forced. He placed the phone in Alastor’s outstretched hand and he begrudgingly slipped it into his coat pocket.
    “My contact’s already in there. Need me to show you how to use it,” Vox offered in a condescendingly teasing tone, a corner of his mouth lifted in a smirk.
    “Oh no, I hardly think that will be necessary.” Alastor mirrored Vox’s smirk. “It must be a fairly simple-to-use device, given that even you can operate it.”
    “Wow, thanks,” Vox flatly replied, rolling his eyes, but the small twitch of his lips gave away his amusement.

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    Or: Vox is hurt and pissed that Alastor didn't tell him when he came back, so he insists they need to meet up and talk 'cause Vox has questions for Alastor. Then that leads to a whole lot more and them eventually repairing their friendship, plus a lil extra ;)

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    06 Dec 2025

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    When the two got married originally, it was for money, power, and laughs…

    It’s not as much of a joke now

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    02 Dec 2025