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Fifth Appendages and Other Such Scientific Observations by polymona
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
27 Jun 2026
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An aspiring Eridian zoologist strives to take the best research notes to impress mentor ♬♬♬ when observing the bio-dome.
I notice humans really like pulling, pulling, pulling on the fifth appendage. What purpose could it possibly serve, question? Sometimes Savior-Grace and Simon-Savior-Grace-Potential-Mate even enjoy pulling on each other’s!
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Local Eridian science apprentice becomes a little too obsessed with penis.
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- Part 1 of Eridian Zoology
Bookmarked by yrstruly
29 Jun 2026
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This is really creative and I'm surprised there aren't more fics in this style. I laughed so hard.
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Learn Eridian with this Eridlingo language course! 🪐
(a semi-interactive Duolingo-inspired Eridian "course" made with HTML and CSS elements)
Latest Minor Update: 05/14/26 - Added Introductions for Verbs, Adjectives, Pronouns, and Prepositions Lessons
( slow updates )
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- Part 6 of PHM fics
- Part 5 of work skin fics
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27 May 2026
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Immediate Hall of Fame material. I am in awe of the sheer coding skill. Even if you're not in this fandom you should read this.
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my momsold me to Scott Hunter, a Shane Hollander fanfiction by luulapants, mockspeed
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
04 May 2026
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rpfactorfiction
Oh my god, I didn't know there were any copies of this left on the internet. For those who don't know, this is like. This is a foundational text of hockey RPF. This is from before hockey RPF was really a thing even. It's from the mid-aughts and wasn't posted to a fanfiction website. Instead, OP dropped this insane RPF manifesto onto a normal ass hockey fan forum (which no longer exists) then deleted their account like two days later. Just handed this to a bunch of jocks and hockey bros and dipped. Legendary shit. Like, I don't think this kid even knew what fanfiction was, the fucking hand of god just compelled him to write about being an MLH player's sex slave and show it to the world. I pray every day that this insane child actually made it to the MLH and got to meet Scott Hunter.
So maybe Shane had a little crush on Scott Hunter in his younger years. So maybe he anonymously posted online about it once. So maybe it had become an internet legend and a running joke in the MLH.
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Bookmarked by yrstruly
05 May 2026
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This made me laugh but was also unexpectedly emotional. I love it so much.
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Why one small American town won’t stop stoning its residents to death by Charlotte_Stant for sophiahelix
Fandoms: The Lottery - Shirley Jackson, The New Yorker RPF
24 Dec 2025
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The picturesque village of Buell, Maine is one of the last in the United States to continue the tradition of the “harvest” or “prosperity” lottery. Its residents insist the lottery makes them stronger, even as condemnation from outsiders grows.
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22 Mar 2026
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Fanfiction for people who don't read fanfiction.
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Jaw Man flicked his middle finger up at Ilya, who didn’t seem to mind, and gestured towards Shane and Hayden with raised eyebrows. “The f*** are you even doing right now, man.”
Ilya said briefly, “Orgy.”
“Uh,” said Shane, “no, that’s not—”
Ilya grinned at him. It was a mean-edged grin but something about it seemed to suggest that he was joking with Shane, rather than about him. “Oh, he speaks.”
“We’re not here for an orgy,” Shane said to Jaw Man. “We’re missionaries with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.”
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21 Mar 2026
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This was actually literary and I think I would've read it even if I didn't know who these characters were. The writing is incredible on both a line level and pacing, plot, character development are all perfect. Genuinely one of the best HR stories. Holy shit.
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Pub(l)ic Property: Groin by orangememory
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
12 Mar 2026
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In which Shane Hollander's pubic hair goes viral, the internet colour-matches it to Pantone 15-1214 (Warm Sand), and Ilya Rozanov - creates accounts on Reddit, TikTok, Instagram, Tumblr, AND YouTube to anonymously defend his not-boyfriend's crotch using genetics Wikipedia and advanced hockey analytics.
Features: a one-star Calvin Klein review ("very poor elastic, ruined my life"), Svetlana and Rose who have never once been wrong, and the most romantic use of the word "melanocytes" in the history of the English language according to Ilya Rozanov.
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time is moving, with situations i'm not choosing by sargeantwoof
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
13 Mar 2026
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“Please, Roz,” Ovlichein, their youngest rookie, begs. Ilya doesn't doubt how earnestly he means his words as he arches a brow at him, watching panic spread across Ovlichein's face. “Everyone else said that they couldn't host, and I offered but they said that none of the rooks could, which meant that Breezy and 'Los couldn't either, and then Marley said that we wouldn't gel as a team, and then everyone else agreed, and then Carmie and Sebbin said that we were going to be cursed if we didn't—”
Ilya holds up a hand, gratified when Ovlichein immediately falls silent.
The locker room is empty of everyone else, a trap neatly laid by the team. Ilya would be impressed by their conniving if it weren't so fucking irritating.
“This is a setup,” Ilya says slowly, watching as Ovlichein pales. “You know this, yes? You have been sent as a sacrifice for the whole team.”
OR: Ilya is a sensible captain. He takes care of his rookies, he hosts the team when needed, and he doesn't fuck around with ouija boards. Too bad Boston only cares about the first two things
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- Part 20 of heated rivalry masterlist
- Part 1 of ghostly ghouls get game
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Bookmarked by yrstruly
19 Mar 2026
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Lmao. This is definitely the most creative way to get outed.
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my best friend's new best friend by LiarsandThieves22
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
13 Mar 2026
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Roz couldn’t take three hours off when he was in Boston to see Cliff, but somehow managed to kick off a whole ass friendship with his worst enemy when the guy lived two hours away? Make that make sense! As far as Cliff knew, Hollander didn’t even like any of the things that Roz liked – partying or clubbing or drinking. What did Hollander have that Cliff didn’t? Besides a second Cup? And several MVP awards? And multiple broken records?
Oh god. Had Roz picked Hollander as his new best friend because he was better than Cliff at hockey?
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Cliff is very proud to be Ilya Rozanov's best friend (or at least his best male friend). But then Ilya moves to Ottawa, dodges Cliff's attempts to hang out and, oh yeah, suddenly announces a close friendship with a guy he's hated for most of a decade. This would be much simpler to deal with if Cliff had any idea how to talk to Roz about feelings. Or how to talk about feelings at all.
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Bookmarked by yrstruly
19 Mar 2026
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I loved this. Super heartwarming depiction of Cliff and Ilya's friendship.
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Best Served Hot by queerteaoop
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
13 Mar 2026
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The camera is zooming slowly in on Shane, sitting on a bench in a locker room with his gear most of the way on, starting to lace up his skates. There’s a steaming hot coffee in a paper cup and a donut set neatly on a napkin on the bench beside him. Text appears in the space above the items and proclaims: Extra fuel, for when it’s time to cream Boston.
Dunkin’ Donuts puts Ilya in an ad campaign. Tim Hortons responds in kind. After years of on-ice rivalry, this might actually be the thing that causes the hottest point of contention.
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Bookmarked by yrstruly
09 Mar 2026
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This concept shouldn't work as well as it does, but I was so invested the whole time. Made me laugh out loud. Great fic.
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"Hey. Hey, Hollander."
Shane sighs, drains the last sip of his beer, and turns towards the voice.
"You mind if I ask you a question?"
Can I fucking stop you?
OR: Shane Hollander meets a Boston Raiders fan. The conversation doesn't go quite how he expects.
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get him back! by flairlies
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
19 Feb 2026
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Stuck in an alt-world where he and Shane never hooked up as teenagers, Ilya is determined to get Shane back. To do that, Ilya has to figure out a way to get Shane to see him as anyone other than the Russian asshole who has spent a decade pissing him off. It can't be that hard to make your husband fall in love with you... right?
Basically: Shane Hollander makes a wish with good intentions. Ilya Rozanov wakes up confused, single, closeted, and miserable in Boston.
+Bonus Chapter where AltWorld!Ilya wakes up confused, married, out, and carefree in Ottawa
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- 8/8
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Bookmarked by yrstruly
21 Feb 2026
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Absolutely incredible. Literary tier Hollanov. Obsessed. Gagged. Their love transcends every timeline 😭
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The Trouble with Bathwater by Silvermoonwater
Fandoms: Stormlight Archive - Brandon Sanderson
10 Feb 2026
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Shallan was finding it harder to do her job as Jasnah's bathing attendant than she had anticipated. Not the actual work of it; brushing Jasnah's hair, fetching her soaps and oils was easy enough. But seeing Jasnah in such a state of undress... Shallan felt herself flush, the tips of her ears red.
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We as a fandom are not taking advantage enough of this wonderful setup The Way of Kings gave us for Shasnah smut, and here is my contribution to fixing this terrible issue.
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- Part 1 of Femslash February
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Bookmarked by yrstruly
11 Feb 2026
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What the people want and also what the people need ❤️🌈.
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walking through windows by CorvidCordelia
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
03 Feb 2026
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“Shane Hollander’s having a big gay wedding.”
Ilya’s ball rocketed sideways into the woods with a crack like a rifle shot; somewhere in the trees, a goose honked in outrage.
“Jesus Christ,” Tyler said.
“Wow,” Marly said. “That was…what the fuck was that, Roz?”
Ilya was gripping the club so hard his knuckles had gone white. “Bad swing.”
“That wasn’t a bad swing, that was like a physics-defying swing. I didn’t know you could make a ball go in that direction. You okay?”
“Fine.” Hollander was getting married. Getting gay married. Who the fuck was Hollander marrying? He wasn’t even… Ilya cleared his throat, shoved his biggest club back in the bag, noted distantly that his hands were shaking. “Hollander is gay?”OR: Ten years after the Tampa Bay All-Star Game, Ilya Rozanov crashes Shane Hollander's wedding
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Bookmarked by yrstruly
10 Feb 2026
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This feels like watching one of those early 2000s romcoms where the premise is inherently unethical, but you don't even care because it's true love. Absolutely iconic. Going down in the Hollanov canon.
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I'll be Jane by gurlsrool
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
27 Jan 2026
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It’s not going viral because Jane’s true identity was exposed—or even because Ilya was blatantly sexting in public. That part’s as expected as Shane doing yoga or any human being on earth breathing.
No, the texts are going viral because no one can believe how bad this “Jane” is at sexting.
The women of the world are outraged. The men of the world are baffled. No one can understand why Ilya Rozanov, whose abs have their own fan club, is wasting his time on ‘a piece of cardboard that wished to be turned into a real girl’ (this particular joke has 300k likes and counting).
Or: After a social media trend mocks Shane's sexting skills, he tries to improve them. It goes about as poorly as you'd expect.
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Barstool Sports Canada reports that Montreal Metros captain Shane Hollander has started learning Russian from new teammate and Russian rookie Sergei Dovonchezky.
Ilya has some thoughts. None of them are particularly kind.
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- Part 6 of my heated rivalry anon fics
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- English
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- 29,008
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- 4/4
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Bookmarked by yrstruly
04 Feb 2026
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This is incredible. I'm obsessed with jealous Ilya and it's written so well here.
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ilyuca81 (otherwise known as lucarozanov) by Anonymous
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
04 Jan 2026
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lucarozanov
if shane hollander gets mad at me reading about him getting blasted in the ass then he can check his bank account. i know ilya would be chill with it though
Luca Haas tries very hard to not let anyone know about his dark (read: embarrassing) past. Unfortunately, the fans are ready to let people know for him.
Or, Luca used to run a tumblr blog for Hollanov and the internet goes wild.
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say something batshit crazy (i'll do it, don't you make me) by yrsaffectionately
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
15 Jan 2026
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lily @shanehollanderstop
i’ll say it because i am not afraid of losing my job: roger crowell is a piece of shit and should never know peace in his life ever again. my name is hayden pike and i play for the montreal voyageurs.
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Ilya joins stan twitter
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- Part 2 of hollanov social media fics
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@MLHTracker by summerblood for arenasoundsystem (cutflowersounds)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
21 Dec 2025
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MLH Tracker @MLHTracker
rozanov81 (Ilya Rozanov) started following 3 and unfollowed 0:✅ montrealmetros (The Montreal Metros)
✅ shanehollanderofficial (Shane Hollander)
✅ metrosworst (Worst Metros Plays)
⏎ 55 ⟳ 39 ♡ 732rozanov defender @gremlinroz
... alright who told ilya about the mlh tracker
⏎ 0 ⟳ 10 ♡ 63lea @rozanovsss
getting ready for the game on thursday i see... masterful trolling
⏎ 5 ⟳ 1 ♡ 37The history of Hollanov, primarily as seen through the MLH Tracker on Twitter.
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Every Boston Raider knows that although their captain has a girl in every port, he’s got a soft spot for the one in Montreal. Dr. Shane Hollander knows it’s better to have a semi-regular source of casual sex than try to make a relationship work during residency. Ilya Rozanov knows that the doctor he’s fucking in Montreal is unaware that he plays hockey, and in fact probably thinks he’s Bratva.
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Bookmarked by yrstruly
24 Jan 2026
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This AU had me laughing out loud the whole time. Ilya's internal monologue is so elite, and I love how it reveals how obsessed with Shane he is through the little mundane details he knows about him. Also, the plot twist at the end gagged me. Super cute.
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Ilya rocks his hips up. “No, Hollander. Keep up. I want to meet your dildo.” He enjoys enunciating the word. Tries to give it a bit of a whiny Canadian inflection. “You remember? You told me about him, back in Vegas.”
Hollander blushes beautifully and says, “That’s private.”
“Hollander. I know the taste of your ball skin.”
“That’s—Jesus, don’t say it like that. I can show you, but. Only if you promise not to be a dick.”
“Best behaviour,” Ilya promises. “Will say only nice things.”
Bookmarked by yrstruly
21 Jan 2026
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This made me laugh. Also, hot! Also, the way the subtle portrayal of Ilya catching feelings is written here. My god...