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“Malcolm Baddock told you that he had sex with Harry Potter,” Draco said, enunciating carefully.
“Yes.”
“Gay sex.”
“I should think so.”
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Somebody has had the nerve to have sex with Harry Potter. Draco loses his entire mind.
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time and too much don't belong together by toomuchplor
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 May 2022
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“You think a little thing like hating each other would stand in the way of having sex?” Malfoy says, scoffing.
A Malfoy family heirloom gets triggered in a raid, binding Draco Malfoy to Ron Weasley; neither of them is too chuffed about this.
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22 Jun 2026
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“It’s not for long,” Hermione said. “By the time we get back to Hogwarts, the Unfettering Brew will be ready.”
“Listen to you!” Ron said. “He’s got to get through a month with the Dursleys and a month at Malfoy Manor. With Draco Malfoy.”
“Yeah, thanks,” Harry said, because he hadn’t just spent the last week contemplating just how much more horrible his summer holidays were about to be than they’d ever been before.
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21 Jun 2026
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Potter was a hero, he had the sword. Draco wasn't the most impressive wretch in his myth, but still—his.
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21 Jun 2026
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For Harry, it's not a question of whether New York is good or bad, whether he likes it or not. The city just is. Crude, bright, trashed and demanding. All that energy in the mornings, then spoiled and slow, simple again once night gives in. Pretty with its breath held - he'd look pretty if you didn't know him.
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18 Apr 2026
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In which Draco is a Veela and Harry is his mate. Dark!Humor or Crack!Horror, you decide.
"When Draco Malfoy turned 16 years old, he thought he’d make a night of it. He went to a club, met a bloke, and then promptly took himself next door pay-by-the-hour hotel, determined to get the most bang for the Galleon, in a manner of speaking.
Not even one full Galleon into it, Draco Malfoy lost his virginity.
It all went just how he’d always imagined it, and it was, all in all, a bloody good time.
Waking up the next morning, however, next to a bloody ribcage and a man’s intestines strewn all over the bed like thick wet streamers - that was a bloody bad time."
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15 Apr 2026

