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A Disclaimer From Your Friendly Neighborhood Oracle:
The following is a transcript of Patrol Communications Audio written by state of the art transcription technology, IRIS (Interpretation of Recorded Intelligence Software). IRIS was created to provide easily searchable records, automatically, and eliminate the need to transcribe each patrol audio log manually. That being said, IRIS is still experimental, and may not always be entirely accurate.
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(01:25) Red Hood: (Mild static) (Out of breath, slurred) You motherfuckers. Put some fuckin-Batman: (Shaking) Red Hood-
Red Hood: Shut up. Put some fucking respect. On my name. Start fucking copying me. I just got thrown fucking. Um. 40 feet. Into a fucking uh. What's it. Ditch. I'm still fucking conscious.
Batman: Red Hood, do not move, we're en route-
Red Hood: What'll I win if I stand up.
Batman: (Loud) Do not stand up.
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09 Jul 2026
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Jason Todd would like it to be known that he isn't fucking stupid. He knows he's about to hit rut, but he's got plenty of time to get to Tim's, review the stupid fucking case, and get home again. So long as he keeps the countermeasures on, everything is gonna be just fine.
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in the dark valley, that as-yet undiscovered land by thescrewtapedemos for solarperigee
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
23 Jun 2024
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"Hey, Red."
Tim flinches with his whole body.
Red Hood watches him from the landing above, he discovers upon tilting his head up. The thought wanders through his swimming head that it isn't fair how quietly the man moves. Jason must outweigh Tim by an infuriating margin, and he hadn't heard the rusted metal groan even once.
"Hood," he says. It slurs past his fangs and a tingling mouthful of venom. The scent of human is filtering down to him in the wake of old cigarettes. Warm, mouth-watering, an edge of musk that tightens his gut.
"This is, no shit, the sixth time I've caught you out here," says Red Hood.
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Dick, Jason, and Slade go cross-country in pursuit of a criminal they all have their sights set on. When Slade and Jason start to spend too much time together, Dick gets... frustrated.
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Dick Grayson is a good guy, or at least, he tries to be. Jason Todd might be fucking ruining him one heat at a time, though.