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    Even Dogs Know Not to Drink Saltwater by

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026), Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types  

    20 Jun 2026

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    Grace is kind, warm, and generous with his gentle touch. Simon just wishes he could stop hurting him in return. After biting the hand that feeds one too many times, Simon seeks out Rocky to build him some items to keep Grace safe.

    After all, muzzled dogs can't bite.

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    20 Jun 2026

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    Load-Bearing Walls by

    Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)  

    14 Jun 2026

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    Derek is tearing down the Hale house. Rebuilding on the foundation. He doesn't ask for help. Stiles shows up anyway — with a spreadsheet, a build schedule, and a group chat called "HGTV: Hell Edition."

    Within six months, Stiles has nested so deeply into the territory that his scent is in the walls, he's wearing Derek's hoodies like they're his, and every wolf in the pack has quietly rearranged their life around him. He has no idea what he's doing. He thinks he's just the annoying human who does research.

    Then the Alpha Council shows up, and an ancient Alpha names the thing everyone — except Stiles — has known for over a year.

    Or: two people build a home together without admitting they're building it for each other.

    It starts with the house.

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    19 Jun 2026

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    The Laika to my Felicette by

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)  

    17 Jun 2026

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    There's 1 in 70,000 people on the planet who have the gene needed to survive the Hail Mary's expedition. In that limited pool, 1 in maybe 1000 had the necessary skills needed for the mission — more dire still, even less people were willing to volunteer for what is essentially a suicide mission.

    When an explosion killed not only their science officers but also their engineers, Eva Stratt makes the tough decision to put 2 people on the spacecraft that no one was expecting to be even be candidates.

    One is a middle-school science teacher.

    One is a convicted eco terrorist.

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    AU where Simon did all his suffering on Earth and is dragged against his will onto the Hail Mary alongside Grace

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    19 Jun 2026

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    Home Is Where The Tree Will Grow by

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)  

    21 Jun 2026

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    [FINISHED WORK WITH EPILOGUE ONESHOTS]
    Ryland Grace has officially lived on Erid for one whole year. Everything's set up to his liking. He has food, a lab, and his best friend who visits him on the daily.
    Sure, he's the only human person here. But given his background, he doesn't mind suffering from touch-deprivation. He's safe right where he is.
    Well, not for long. Now, there's a new guy. Who's pragmatic and flat when it comes to any form of expression.
    That's fine! Grace can deal with that. He has no worries...
    And why does Rocky keep trying to push the idea of them dating.

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    Or here's my take on the Ryland Grace x Simon ship. I had a vision, I followed it to the end.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    Ask Me, Daddy, If I'm Feeling Nasty by for bellaedythe

    Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)  

    01 Jan 2026

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    Lestat was, annoyingly, an incredible fuck. In Daniel’s fairly extensive experience, most insane women tended to be. And yeah, so Lestat smashed up his rooms a few times a year for the slightest twinge inflicted on her feelings, but it was more than worth it. He loved fucking Louis and Armand, but Lestat was a nasty, shameless little whore, and it just so happened that the two of them shared a lot of similar interests.

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    10 Jun 2026