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Most teenagers couldn’t wait for their 18th birthday, because for most teenagers it symbolized a time when you truly gained your independence and had the freedom to do what you wanted when you wanted.
For Stolas, turning 18 felt like the exact opposite.
“What if you married someone terrible? Like… someone super embarrassing, or whatever… that even if your Dad made you get a divorce no one wanted to marry you because of how terrible they were?” Blitzø asked.
Stolas stared at him for a long while before answering. “I am marrying someone terrible and embarrassing. Her name is Stella.”
“No, Stols.. what I’m saying is what if you married someone like an imp? Wouldn’t that be enough to make them not want you anymore? Matter of fact, make it a dude, just to really drive it home to the other Geotia that you’re totally unhinged.”
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Or; Stolas and Blitzø remained friends after meeting as children, and Blitzø has the brilliant plan for them to get married to tarnish the Prince's reputation so that no other Goetia will want to marry him. And for absolutely NO other reason, or ulterior motive. At all.
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22 Jun 2026
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[Set After The Events of GhostF*ckers]
Reality hits Blitzø hard in the face after he kicks off again - but he didn’t expect the outcome to be this. Now he’s in trouble, unable to go to Stolas for help, & this…
This might be worse than the first time they stopped talking.
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21 Jun 2026
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Blitzø marches back into the Palace to give the Prince a piece of his mind. He wants to talk? Fine. They're going to TALK.
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20 Jun 2026
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Oh.
Oh, Stolas was honestly way too tired to deal with this.
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19 Jun 2026
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i don't wanna talk about anything (i wanna kiss, kiss your eyes again) by distortiondaisiras
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
13 Mar 2023
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“Blitz?” His voice was soft, hoarse from sleep. Blitzo tensed and then slowly pulled away.
“No, no, come back,” Stolas murmured, and buried his face in the top of Blitzo’s head. Blitzo tried to ignore the rush of relief that came with his words. He nestled himself closer, holding Stolas tighter.
“Why are you here? It’s not a full moon.” Stolas said softly. Blitzo shifted.
“I can go if you want,” his voice came out muffled. He felt Stolas shake his head.
“Please don’t.” the owl whispered.OR
post s2 ep 3 little oneshot bc what do you MEAN blitz doesn’t go to stolas’s place that night and curl up in his arms like a silly little cat like the silly little guy that he is.
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19 Jun 2026