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keep your word (to me, anyway) by whatno
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
15 Dec 2025
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“I’ll make it happen,” Anaksa mutters pettily to himself when he hears the complaints circulating the Council. Still, it gives him an idea—that this idea happens to fulfill both his desires and his husband’s only multiplied its weight by the millions.
“My desires will never be hidden from you,” Mydei murmurs against Anaksa’s lips, just a few months later, when he breaks the news to him. It’s terribly sweet, Anaksa thinks smugly to himself, even as he chases the warmth of his husband’s lips when the other man tries to lean back.
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mynaxa monday 5 - “avowed”
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when your cat may or may not be partially responsible for helping you get with the love of your life by whatno
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
03 Dec 2025
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Anaxagoras and Mydeimos wasted no time beating around the bush. They'd been interested at their first meeting, and quickly allowed themselves to be swept up in each other's feelings. This, Anaxagoras believed, was the beauty of being straightforward. You got to maximize your time with your beloved, and there was no need to tiptoe around any potential landmines around the person you trust most. No secrets, no awkward silences, just pure, mutual understanding.
If only Calypso and Aphrodite knew this.
Mynaxa Monday 4 - "Pets"
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Southeast of Castrum Kremnos, there is a grove, mainly taken care of by the Strife Titan, Nikador Himself. At the center, there is a large, sprawling tree overlooking the area.
Cheerful red clematis flowers climb boldly up the trunk as though determined to ascend to the very top and transcend the skies. The delicate-looking flowers have endured over three thousand years of Aquila's storms of grief, but, maybe through the miracle of their passion, still bloom each spring after their winter withering.
Over 3,500 years ago, Cerces shattered on the soil of His favorite little garden.
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hunt you down and there you are by whatno
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
03 Nov 2025
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"I'd find you. I'd hunt you down in the River of Souls and drag you from its depths."
Anaksa huffed a laugh.
"Like you did in the forest, husband dearest?"
"Yes," Mydei chuckled. "Exactly like in the forest, darling heart."
mynaxa monday 2 - "there you are"
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and one day, we'll get married by whatno
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
21 Oct 2025
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Anaxagoras and Mydeimos do their best to stay together, and then, to reunite, in Eternal Recurrence #8,128.
Mynaxa Monday 1 - "Challenge"
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whumptober 2023 by whatno
Fandom Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2012), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types
21 Oct 2023
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eye for an eye by whatno
Fandom Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2012), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types
21 Oct 2023
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- 2,249
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i'll always look after you by whatno
Fandom Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2012), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types
16 Oct 2023
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tsubaki by whatno
Fandom Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2012), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types
12 Oct 2023
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Chronological order:
1. you hold your child as tight as you can (and push away the unimaginable)
2. i'll be meeting you here, every time- Words:
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Stranded by saltedriceball (tealvneu)
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
06 Jul 2025
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Ody-sseus.
Odysseus.
Jason stared, just as the name clicked in his head.
…This guy was Ulysses?
After sacrificing himself to save Apollo, Meg, and Piper from Caligula, Jason is transported to Ancient Greece, in an alternate universe where demigods are extremely rare due to the sheer difficulty of a successful demigod pregnancy.
The exact location and time period he's been transported to? Smack in the middle of The Odyssey on Odysseus' ship, right before the crew lands on Helios' island. And when Zeus arrives to cast judgement, he comes face-to-face with a demigod, young and mortal and inexplicably, undeniably his.
Jason thinks that Zeus couldn't care less about him.
Unfortunately for him, he's about to be proven very, very wrong.
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Bookmarked by whatno
28 Jun 2026
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project nice guys by flufferss
Fandom Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, The Nice Guys (2016)
25 Jun 2026
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a crossover between project hail mary (2026) and nice guys (2016), where mr. ryland grace is holly march's teacher
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Bookmarked by whatno
26 Jun 2026
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After a failed assassination attempt leaves a banker in Zandik’s care, he discovers that “professional interest” becomes significantly harder to maintain when the patient is beautiful, philosophically radical, and keeps touching his face under anaesthesia.
Or, after being betrayed and sold off, Feofan ends up in Zandik’s laboratory, where hatred of the gods proves to be an unexpectedly intimate thing to have in common.
Bookmarked by whatno
25 Jun 2026
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A few weeks after starting the Nice Guys agency March gets drunk, Healy gets a strange inkling, and Holly watches The Parent Trap.
Not for the first time, Jackson wonders why he agreed to this partnership. But there’s something he can’t quite put his finger on, something about the soft, hapless, helpless way March loves his daughter and knows what a screwup he is, that makes something funny happen inside Jackson’s chest. He hasn’t eaten yet today but it feels almost like his stomach is twisting, like he’s about to do something stupid and completely out of his own control even though Jackson Healy has always prided himself on how well he keeps himself under control.
Not food poisoning, Jackson thinks. March poisoning.
Bookmarked by whatno
18 Jun 2026
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we got the wrong twin by jadebarrier
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), The Fall Guy (2024), The Gray Man (2022)
15 Jun 2026
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Less than three weeks before launch, Ryland Grace is told he's humanity's last hope. He responds by climbing out a second-story window on broken ribs.
Eva Stratt immediately sends a team to drag him back, but they somehow end up kidnapping a very confused stuntman named Colt Seavers instead. Out of time and out of patience, Stratt hires the Gray Man to hunt down the correct twin and fix the mess.
Series
- Part 3 of blood, grease, stardust
Bookmarked by whatno
12 Jun 2026