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Lan Xichen believes that Wei Wuxian has been playing with his brother’s feelings, callously rejecting him over and over, and he is not going to stand for that. After all, no one messes with his little brother.
Then he actually hears what Lan Wangji has been saying to him.
(Or, wherein Lan Xichen remembers just how bad of a communicator his brother really is, and makes it his job to coach Lan Wangji on how to actually confess his feelings).
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22 Jul 2026
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when the gentians bloom again by Yuisaki
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Sep 2020
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“You’ll get cold.”
That’s okay, Lan Zhan thinks.
“It’ll be dark. You hate the dark, A-Zhan.”
Not if A-Niang opens the doors and floods the path with the light inside. Not if A-Niang lets him in.
Outside the gentian house, a small rabbit waits for the doors to open.
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synesthesia by uchiuchi
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
07 Sep 2020
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When the darkness fades away and a face pops up, Wei Ying almost falls out of his chair.
What the fuck, he thinks. What the fuck what the fuck what the fuck.
Wei Ying counts to three, takes a breath, then shoots upwards. “Sorry, I dropped my pen,” he says, not even trying to make his lie sound convincing, because what the fuck, Lan Zhan is gorgeous. He has the brightest eyes Wei Ying’s ever seen, the nicest, longest eyelashes, and black hair draping over his shoulder. This guy has clearly won the lottery of attractive genes, which means he must be lacking in something else, like maybe his voice—
“It’s fine.”
WHAT THE FUCK, Wei Ying thinks. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK.
(In which Wei Ying and Lan Zhan, students from different universities, are assigned to complete a senior project together.)
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06 Jul 2026
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paint smears on sunny days by SnowshadowAO3
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Oct 2020
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To say that he runs to his car would be incorrect, as he is a Lan, and running is both undignified and unnecessary unless in immediate danger. Nor does he slam his key into the ignition, or aggressively swerve around the cars on the freeway, or have a mild panic attack at the fact he is picking A-Yuan up late from school for the first time ever.
He comes close, though.
By the time he arrives, it’s 4:35PM, and he has imagined about fifty different worse-case scenarios. The door is partly open when he gets to it, a messy label of 104B—Art Room scrawled with chalk on a placard next to the faded wood. As he opens it fully, he expects to see a wailing, terrified child, or perhaps a scene of utter misery and betrayal.
What he finds is his son, hands covered in paint, being sung to by a beautiful, dark-haired stranger.
“Ducks live in the pond, yellow ducks, happy ducks!”
Lan Wangji stops in his tracks.
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11 May 2026
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a beauty as fine as jade, a sword as splendid as a rainbow by RuanChunXian
Fandoms: 逐玉 | Pursuit of Jade (TV)
26 Mar 2026
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Xie Zheng and Fan Changyu finally consummate their marriage. (Spoilers for episode 38.)
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26 Mar 2026