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    It does mean missing out on things like barbeques and team dinners sometimes, but it’s not as if he would have been able to participate anyway. At this point in his life, risking someone not taking his allergies seriously would mean potentially missing games, which makes it unacceptable. Jackie always makes sure he has a dish or two that’s safe when he’s over at their house, but if he was going to be the one guy sitting and drinking ginger ale instead of taking part in sharing nachos or Korean barbeque or burgers or any other delicious thing he goes in knowing he can’t have anyway, there’s no point in making a fuss about it. He eats at home, has a drink with everyone else, and he calls it a day. Easy. Safe. Foolproof.

    But also the reason it doesn’t occur to him that he hasn’t actually told Ilya about any of his allergies until it becomes immediately relevant five days into being at his cottage together.

    (how ilya learns about shane's food allergies) (and how shane learns what it's like to have someone who always saves him a seat at the table) (and who also makes sure there's food he can eat on the table to start with)

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    09 Jul 2026

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    Finally, something dawns on him, a way to handle two goals simultaneously. He’d seen Hollander’s mother flipping through papers rapidly when they first got here, seeming calm and in control and more than a little frightening in a way that made Ilya mildly glad he wasn’t one of the people responsible for a clipboard. If anyone can tell him if the long list of “Prohibited Items” he’d been sent in his email a few days ago is just standard practice for big shoots, it would be Yuna Hollander.

    Or, hopefully, her son.

    “Crazy we cannot even have peanut butter, eh?” He asks. “You also got giant list?”

    Hollander stiffens, almost imperceptibly, and Ilya tilts his head, just slightly, confused, wondering if he’s stumbled somewhere unexpected.

    (how ilya learns about shane's allergies) (and shane's sexual awakening tragically hits a speedbump in the process 😔)

    (chapters can standalone but will be updated as inspiration strikes)

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    08 Jul 2026

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    Shane looked at Ilya in a funny sort of way, eyes flicking about his face. Thinking. Ilya knew this expression well.

    “Tell me,” he encouraged softly. Shane looked at him for a bit longer, weighing something unknown in his mind. Then he spoke.

    “You know, I miscarried once.”

    OR: A false alarm at the Pike household leads Shane to confess an old secret to Ilya. Cue the tailspin.

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    06 Jul 2026

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    Sixteen years after the end of the world, Ilya Rozanov has learned to survive by keeping his distance from everyone. Until he’s tasked with protecting someone who might just be humanity's last hope.
    Shane Hollander never asked to carry the weight of a dying world, but as the last pregnant person on earth, he has no choice.

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    03 Jul 2026

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    “Who is that?” Ilya asks, his body swaying closer to the door as if on instinct.

    The knocking continues, and Shane does the only thing he can think to do right now with Ilya still holding onto him, a towel wrapped around his waist. It’s not his finest idea; it would probably rank similarly to I’m clearing my head.

    Which Hayden didn’t give a fuck about, apparently.

    He unhands himself from Ilya, sliding the closet door they’d just clattered into open. “Get in.”

    “You are putting me back in the closet?” Ilya asks flatly, still standing there, still in a towel.

    “You’re not out of the closet, that’s the point,” Shane grits out, gesturing him in impatiently.

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    Or the one where Jane and Lily spend the week together, Hayden Pike plays detective, and a coming-out dinner ensues, pride skittles included.

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    17 Jun 2026