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    After a major hack exposing athletes for many (stupid/dumb/terrible) things, Ilya Rozanov's messages are laid bare for the world to see. Luckily for him and Shane, Shane is very paranoid (though can you still call it paranoia when the doomscenario you were preparing for actually happens), and Ilya has (very dutifully) deleted every text between them. So there shouldn't be anything to expose...right?!

    But if there's nothing to expose, why did a B-rate-podcast announce they will discuss Ilya Rozanov's best kept secret on their upcoming episode?

    Set in Jan, 2018, this is a (twitter) reaction fic.

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    22 Jun 2026

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    "Ilya would be good, Ilya would not bare teeth until Shane allows him too."
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    Ilya would do anything Shane's asks him to.

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    21 Jun 2026

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    When Peter Parker gets a job working at Buzzfeed there's really only one subject he can write about: superheroes. And what superhero does he know better than everyone's friendly neighborhood Spider-Man?

    What he didn't expect was that everyone would think Peter's new obsession with the hero would be interpreted quite like That.

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    21 Jun 2026

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    “So we thought it’d be cute if we did your legal name.”

    The realization hits Shane only a split second before Harris lifts a Jersey. Same ugly Centaurs Pride Logo, Same 24, same A.

    HOLLANDER-ROZANOV is blazoned across the back, squeezed in to fit the 20 inches allotment.

    Shane and Ilya have their first Centaurs Pride Night as a married couple. They're definitely not weird about it. (Bood disagrees)

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    20 Jun 2026

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    “He’s such a jock,” Cassie says with a chuckle. She puts her glass of dark liquor on the bar so she can fold her arms. When she sees Ilya looking at Bood, she laughs and shakes her head. “Oh no, I’m talking about your man. That guy is hockey if it was a person. And thank god for that, I’ve seen those Reebok ads.”

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    20 Jun 2026