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Bishop has always approached new experiences carefully. Observe, assess, proceed (or escape). Getting accidentally stoned in the back of the tour van doesn't change that.
It does however estrange his usual nerves long enough to explore this feeling with Hudson, without hesitation.
✭ cross-posted to tumblr! ✭
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- Part 2 of Alien Series — Band AU
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A Helping Hand by vampireclit
Fandoms: Aliens (1986), Alien Series, Dragon's Lair (Cinematronics Video Games)
05 Jun 2026
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After a fight with Drake leaves you feeling isolated from the squad, you take the conveniently timed shore leave to hideout in Gateway's rec floor arcade and try to lose yourself in an ancient classic: Dragon's Lair. Bishop finds you, as usual, and helps you beat the game. He reminds you that being temporarily hard to approach is not the same thing as being unwanted.
You'd always felt it was unfair that Bishop wasn't allowed full clearance to the recreation floors, where he can have fun with his friends just like everyone else. This spurs you to return the favor by poking back at corporate (behind the authority of Apone, anyway), to try and get him what he deserves.
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- Part 8 of ☆ bishop / reader ☆
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an edit made with the song cherry by lana del rey — reflecting on fouchon's loss of pik mid-climax of the film. cross-posted on tumblr.
i think a lot about that scene in the doorway, when fouchon passes pik closely, and pik smiles as he closes the door... how they were planning to go someplace nicer together. and then it was over.
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While traveling too far west for comfort, the gang stops overnight to hunt near Santa Monica. Things go sideways the second Severen sets out on his own, which is typical, but when he doesn't return before morning, everyone gets antsy. Who nabbed their dog? More importantly, how the hell are they gonna get him back?
commissioned by erwynne and bon! i have about three chapters planned for this :)
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Surprise Party! ✮⋆˙ by vampireclit for WishIHadSomeCheese
Fandoms: Alien Series, Aliens (1986)
07 May 2026
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The marines realized your birthday was coming up — like really coming up — so they set about a plan. Spearheading this was Bishop, who found a way to make the day extra-special just for you.
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HAPPY (belated) BIRTHDAY OUPPY!!!!!!!! 🍰💌✨
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Overworked to the point of passing out at your computer, Bishop decides it's time to take action. This leads to unforeseen consequences.
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all these hands have got a hold of me. by vampireclit
Fandoms: Alien Series, Alien: Earth (TV 2025)
15 Apr 2026
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Kirsh finds you pulling yet another all-nighter in the lab. As long as you're here, he decides to conduct an experiment of his own.
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originally posted 9-19-2025, but rewritten as of april 2026!
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Jerry's been feeling something strange lately. That's kinda par for the course when it comes to Kramer-related issues, only... Jerry feels like the crazy one, this time. Cue typical awkward feelings about potential attraction to guys, in particular one guy who is never not around.
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Ripley returns to the recording studio one night to retrieve her axe, but stumbles upon Bishop in the middle of a project. There's definitely more to this guy than meets the eye.
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- Part 1 of Alien Series — Band AU
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It's been a rough night. The hunt went sideways last second — Severen-related causes, as per. He's clearly in need of some enrichment (of the more aggressive kind). Di helps Jesse put him in his place in a more productive way than smacking his head against a wall.
note: finishing cover art for this, eek!
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Francisco catches the attention of the Grand Inquisitor, and is given the opportunity to serve the Lord in a unique way. If he serves himself too, in the process, well, then... that is between him and the Father.
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Your second year in Italy. You're getting a little nervous. After coming home late from last night's hunt due to being surveilled, dynamics are re-established.
sort of a sequel to this fic of mine, using the same reader-context.
cross posted to tumblr!Series
- Part 5 of Requests / Commissions
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You've been working with Fouchon's rotating cohort for about three years now. A certain dynamic developed early on between you and the boss, one you've noticed he has with few others (if any) that come and go from his hired team of mercs. For one reason or another, you stuck around. It's been a little hard to stomach lately, though. On the third hunt of the third year of your employ, you try something stupid. You get bit for it, of course, and reminded just how deep in the mud you are within this little outfit.
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You come home after a grueling work day expecting to sink headfirst into bed, but your little chef of a boyfriend has cooked up a perfect storm in the kitchen. Just let him treat you nice, get some food in ya, maybe even kiss the tension out of you... after a smoke, of course.
for anon, for requested: "can we get maybe something fluffy and romantic with him. love you mrs. columbo but we can share 🫶🏼 just play in the space with meee"
cross-posted to tumblr!Series
- Part 4 of Requests / Commissions
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Time moves slow on a ship when you're bored. So, you've recently taken up a new hobby: papercraft! You decide to use this newfound skill to make a little something for your favorite crewmate (and secret crush): a paper gardenia. Only, you forgot that this particular crewmate has a special interest in the culture around such botanical offerings... ahem. Good luck explaining away that gesture!
commission for erwynne 💌
cross-posted to tumblr! requests are open always :)Series
- Part 7 of ☆ bishop / reader ☆
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Working under a man of business like Emil Fouchon has its share of risks and rewards. Outside of Pik, you’re the only one in his entourage ballsy enough to spend domestic time around him, which has lead to… a certain dynamic. Amongst your other job roles, Mr. Fouchon has another use for you, and it’s one he enjoys frequently.
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It's 1987. You run a tiny late-night AM radio booth at a highway truck plaza – rotating bands, weather reports, lonely trucker call-ins. A stranger rolls in just before dawn. Says he's been listening to your voice for hours on the road... and needs to confirm his suspicions that you might just be the perfect snack for witching hour.
cross-posted on tumblr! 💌
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It's Hudson's birthday, and the crew is celebrating with some liberated booze and some really shitty garage rock. In classic Hudson style, the party turns sideways when he picks up a bottle and decides he'd like this party to get a little wild (if a game most haven't played since high school could be considered 'wild'). You're enjoying the antics until the bottle lands on you, right at the peak of your whiskey intake. You play along, thinking you'll get a few silly smooches in with another drunk partygoer and call it quits, only... your closetmate isn't who you expected it to be. At all.
inspired loosely on that one msi song, and various edits i've seen using it... but of course this silly idea just had to go and turn into a 25 page google doc. sighhh. head in hands, man
cross-posted on tumblr!
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- Part 6 of ☆ bishop / reader ☆
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You've been wanting to bring up an idea to Bishop for a while now, but... it's a little sensitive, and you worry about the implications it would have for him for multiple very good reasons. Luckily, this relationship is built on trust, good faith, and no small helping of scientific curiosity.
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- Part 5 of ☆ bishop / reader ☆
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To Die by Your Side (the Pleasure, the Privilege is Mine) by vampireclit
Fandoms: Alien Series, Aliens (1986)
04 Nov 2025
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Bishop, Ripley, Hicks, Newt and Jones all survived Hadley’s Hope, but were intercepted by the company before they could prep the ship for travel back to Earth. It gets Bishop repaired, with much bargaining, but does little good elsewhere and threatens their group. After busting Bishop out and escaping on a decomm’d ship, things have settled, and Ripley has taken some time to reflect on recent events.
She decides to share some of those thoughts with Bishop.
inspired in part by there’s a light that never goes out by the smiths.