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The open marriage thing had been working for them, really. Ed could fuck her many short-lived crushes in peace, and Izzy still got to be the one she came home to at the end of the day, the one she loved.
Except now Ed wanted to date someone else. Which has never happened before. But it would be fine.
Izzy just needed to distract herself from no longer being romantically exclusive with her wife of 17 fucking years. Maybe fuck the newly-out girl she ran into while sulking at a bar once or twice.Everything was perfectly-fucking-fine.
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Her mind drifted and floated with no real direction, indulgent little fantasies of the mundane little realities of being someone’s beloved pet: the head pats, that particular tone of voice that didn’t expect you to answer and made you feel like something precious, the comfort of being a four-legged creature curled up next to someone who smelled like safety. Fang would treat her well, she knew - she was wonderful with animals, patient and loving and gentle, and serious about her responsibilities besides. Once she adopted or fostered a pet, they became her top priority, their needs all the more important for how dependent they were on their human. With Fang, you could be sure you’d be taken care of.
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You first see them at a bar. It’s a busy night, no reason they should catch your attention so entirely, but - well. You’ve been feeling pretty lonely lately, zeroing in on any butch you see and keeping them in your thoughts for hours after, wondering if they feel this too. The distance between the two of you seemingly impossible to cross, preventing you from finding that one magical puzzle piece that would make living like this more bearable. You never speak to any of them, barely dare to glance, afraid they’d look back.
The pair of them, though, they’re hard to look away from. It might be the limited possibilities of the bar, only so many people to look at as you unenthusiastically sip your beer. Or the fact that they’re older than you, surrounded by a group of other middle-aged women of all expressions; the whole gaggle of them giving the air of reunion. Maybe it’s the leathers, sported so comfortably, without any of the self doubt you feel any time you try something more than a basic leather jacket on, or the fact it reminds you of old Pride pictures. In the end, all that matters is this: you’re alone and vaguely bummed out, they’re fascinating and glowing and full of life, and there is a want in you. -
your kiss and i will surrender by vampiratecore for Tired_Lazarus
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
28 Dec 2025
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To be honest, Ed was surprised by Izzy’s insistence on her learning the proper techniques in the first place, feeling more like a navy recruit than a bloodthirsty pirate. She was kind of relieved to know there was more to Izzy’s skill she was willing to share than just the boring drills Ed could’ve gotten by sneaking into a posh boarding school’s gymnasium.
“What’s the difference, then? How do I really fight?” Ed threw the waterskin onto a pile of coiled ropes next to the mast. She shook her hands out again. “What’s your big secret, Izzy Hands?” -
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As soon as she was ushered through the outer doors to the building, Stede collapsed on the first few stairs with a huffed “Oh thank god”. Ed and Izzy both stood over her, dishevelled and pink, laying in a tangled pile of limbs, coat, skirt and scarf, and drank her in. She’d gotten one of her stockings ripped, Izzy noticed as Stede’s knees swayed towards each other, feet set wide enough that she could still see a glimpse of her panties. Izzy gulped. Stede wasn’t even grumbling about getting dirt on her fancy coat, for fuck’s sake.
“Fuck,” Ed breathed next to Izzy, pressing the base of her hand to her crotch briefly. She sounded about as breathless as Stede looked. There was clear amazement in her voice. “She’s such a fucking mess.”x
Ed and Izzy take their drunk girlfriend home to have some fun with her.
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Stede Bonnet wakes up in the little cottage he and Ed share—except Ed's not there. Izzy is. Stede is somehow stuck in a world where Ed died and Izzy lived. As he struggles to get back to his real life, it becomes clear that things on the island are very different from what he first assumed....
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Bookmarked by vampiratecore
07 Jul 2026
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When Stede accidentally spills candlewax on Izzy, his first pirating lesson becomes a kink lesson instead.
Whumptober Day 27: Scars + Kinktober Day 5: Sweat + Izzy BINGO square "wax play"
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Bookmarked by vampiratecore
17 May 2026
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If it had been nothing more than an accident of sex, Izzy wouldn’t have gone with her. She’d have fought her way out, somehow, found a new crew, forgotten all about the tall, bearded woman and her enchanting voice.
But it wasn’t.
When all was said and done, it was very simple: from that moment on, Izzy knew who she belonged to.
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27 Mar 2026
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Izzy still won’t wear the collar outside of bed. Stede has a few ideas.
Or: Izzy Hands is a weapon first and a man second. He has no idea what to do in the face of being loved.
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Bookmarked by vampiratecore
14 Feb 2026
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“Who the fuck,” Ed says, “Fucked you.”
Or, we discover the consequences of jealousy.
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Bookmarked by vampiratecore
10 Feb 2026
