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  1. Summary

    After Lily, Severus, and two other students find themselves the unwilling participants in a dark, bloody ritual, how will they come to terms with their new, expanded magical abilities and the consequences thereof? While at the same time finishing their last three years at Hogwarts and get dragged into getting involved in a war against the Dark Lord Voldemort.

    Starts with Marauders' era 5th year of school and continues through Harry's school years.

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  2. Summary

    A variety of loosely related stories mentally set in roughly the same 'verse, all created from the same writing game described in #1 and cleaned to be a story.

    Some will be fluffier than others, we seem to be getting darker as we keep writing these! All are fun, though.

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    -Of Light, Dark, & Balance is a crossover between Hazbin Hotel and Harry Potter. So I thought, why not slam them together and have fun?

    When Harry vanishes in the middle of fifth year, the wizarding world is left reeling in panic.

    However, the truth is far stranger.

    Disillusioned by Dumbledore’s manipulations after learning about the prophecy, Harry is approached by the deity of Death. Death gives him a choice. Continue down the path of sacrifice as the Savior..or he can choose a new path–one of Balance.

    Choosing the latter, Harry is swept through time to 1912 New Orleans, where he takes on the name Alastor. This new path offers things he never thought he’d have–family, freedom, love, and purpose.

    As Alastor grows into himself–and eventually into the Radio Demon–he takes on the mantle of Balance. He revels in the chaos, punishes the wicked, and brings balance where he walks. Sometimes with mercy, sometimes with carnage.

    Over the decades, his journey eventually meets up with his past. And the world he left behind still needs him.

    And when the two timelines collide again…the wizarding world will learn that the boy they once knew is no longer a boy at all.

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    17 Jul 2026

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    When Harry vanishes in the middle of fifth year, the wizarding world is left reeling in panic.

    However, the truth is far stranger.

    Disillusioned by Dumbledore’s manipulations after learning about the prophecy, Harry is approached by the deity of Death. Death gives him a choice. Continue down the path of sacrifice as the Savior...or he can choose a new path–one of Balance.

    Choosing the latter, Harry is swept through time to 1912 New Orleans, where he takes on the name Alastor. This new path offers things he never thought he’d have–family, freedom, love, and purpose.

    As Alastor grows into himself–and eventually into the Radio Demon–he takes on the mantle of Balance. He revels in the chaos, punishes the wicked, and brings balance where he walks. Sometimes with mercy, sometimes with carnage.

    Over the decades, his journey eventually meets up with his past. And the world he left behind still needs him.

    And when the two timelines collide again…the wizarding world will learn that the boy they once knew is no longer a boy at all.

    -ACT I of V.
    -ACT I is fully written and complete.
    -Will (try) to post every Thursday.

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    16 Jul 2026

  3. Rec 25

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    This is part of the Carl's Birthday Trauma Gift Exchange. The request was for time shenanigans, so here we go... and go... and go!

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    08 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 12

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    It wasn’t that she was angry at him. She really wasn’t. Frustrated? Maybe. But angry? No. At least she didn’t think so. Not most of the time. 

    The truth was Carl was impulsive, single-minded, and if she was being perfectly honest, a bit of a backseat dungeon crawler. And, after all these weeks in close quarters, spending time grinding and fighting and working as a team, he was still so… so…. 

    She sighed. Unaffected. Completely unaffected by her presence. She might as well be a potted plant! And unfortunately for Katia, she’d found herself growing more and more affected by his proximity as the days ticked by. 

    Set during Gate of the Feral Gods. Spoilers up to that book. A few very tiny spoilers for book 7 in chapter three, not significant, just a fun fact or two.

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    08 Jul 2026

  5. Rec 60

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    No. No.

    I healed myself again. Darkness continued to press against me, relentless. Raul yelled something. He was getting closer; I could tell by his voice. My health kept stuttering, despite the heals.

    My eyes, I thought. It was the only thing I could focus on. There was just too much going on, and none of it mattered. I was dead. Without sight, I was dead. Donut was dead.

    Carl loses both of his eyes during a battle. The situation seems hopeless, but the dungeon is not done with him yet.

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    07 Jul 2026