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    In their complete shock, Adrian thinks they can be excused for missing another presence on that ship before they were almost pounding on the ship's door. But when they did notice, they froze in their tracks.

    Bipedal. Almost completely organic. Two front-facing, predator-like light detectors. Descriptions flashed through their head, descriptions that are only known through dead bodies because no Galactic Collective agent would dare go near them alive.

    It's a human.

    Rocky is trapped in a ship with a human.

     

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    The Humans Are Space Orcs fic that nobody except me was asking for, so I wrote it myself.

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    25 Apr 2026

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    robby lends whitaker his jacket during a particularly hard shift in the ER. when he gets it back the next day, he finds whitaker's notepad still tucked in the pocket, filled with absent-minded doodles and half-finished to-do lists.

    instead of returning it right away, robby adds a small note of his own.

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    19 Apr 2026

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    “This is so stupid,” Shane mutters, already clicking into “Lily”’s contact. If he doesn’t answer by the fifth ring, I’m hanging up, Shane promises himself.

    Rozanov answers immediately. “Hollander?”

    Fuck. Fuck, okay. The one time Rozanov chooses to be punctual, and it’s this.

    Hang up. Hang up, just hang up. Say it’s a butt dial. Holy fuck, Hollander, hang up!

    But... fuck it. He’s already here. He makes himself open his mouth, and the words tumble out: “I—I need you.”

    Or; Shane can't get off and calls Ilya for help, ft. the dildo

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    05 Dec 2025

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    But that’s the whole reason he’s here, isn’t it? He’s not out here hunting Humans. He’s not even hunting deer, or bears, or anything else that featured in Bambi. He’s out here, freezing his nuts off every night, because he’s hunting Angels.

    Sometimes Dean wishes that Angels were like how they’re described in the Bible. How people from time too old for him to care much about thought Angels were messengers and warriors of God, protectors of Humans. He knows that how they’re really described in the Bible is actually pretty terrifying, but at least they were told by God that they’re supposed to love Humans, right?

    That’s a thousand times better than what Angels really turned out to be.

    Written by: riseofthefallenone
    Artist and co-author: limonadegaby

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    20 Dec 2023

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    “You’re kidding me,” Dean says flatly.

    “Do I look like I’m kidding you?” Missouri asks, raising her eyebrows at him.

    “Missouri—”

    “Headmaster Mosely to you, boy,” she snaps, and there’s just enough reverb to her voice that Dean’s tail twitches out from behind his ankles and slaps its spade-shaped tip around in front of his knee, tightening to a sharp point. She doesn’t even look down as she adds, “And you’re going to want to put that away.”

    Dean slumps into the chair, his black tail draping pathetically off the seat like a dead snake rather than curling itself up properly behind him, and sighs. “Really?” he asks, a little more quietly. “Castiel? You’re asking me to tutor Castiel?"

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