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    Jim turned back to the tank and looked at Marcie the seal, who was now staring at the spot his coworker had been standing just moments before with that same strange look of reverence in her eyes.

    Percy Jackson truly was the oddest person Jim Elpool had ever worked with.

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    5 times percy's coworkers were confounded by his fish magic, plus 1 time they try to figure it out

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    Luke is looking for a brighter future for all demigods... but he hadn't considered what would happen if Percy wasn't the one holding the bolt.

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    Annabeth is falling and Nico has the audacity to tell her she is going to be fine? She is about to hit running water after falling hundreds of thousands of feet bellow the surface after she was too prideful to cut the web connected to her ankle. Annabeth is not fine. Not at all.

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    13 Jun 2026

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    After Harry blows up Aunt Marge, Dumbledore decides it's not safe for Harry to spend the rest of the summer at the Leaky Cauldron, and instead sends him to stay at Spinner’s End with Professor Snape.

    It's tense, awkward, and teeming with misunderstandings...but it might be the best thing that's happened to either of them. They're both been without a family for a very long time.

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    Snape rolled his eyes. "You're not scared of blood, Potter. For one, you're a Gryffindor. For another, you seem to face down the Dark Lord with alarming regularity. If you were afraid of blood, you wouldn't have made it past your first year in this castle."

    "What do you want me to say?" Harry shouted, suddenly filled with the same irrational anger that'd been so hard to shake since Cedric's death. He jumped to his feet, unable to sit any longer. "What would you have me do? I couldn't make myself break skin, okay? Is that so hard to believe?"

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    Or: a potion requires blood as an ingredient. Harry's afraid of a relapse. Snape just wants to know why Harry Vanished a perfectly decent brew. They come to an understanding.

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