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  1. Public Bookmark 36

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    Po makes it to the Dragon Warrior Tournament. Early. With the noodle cart. He is still the Dragon Warrior.

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    14 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 10

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    Sly has finally done it. He has avenged his father, stolen back the Thievius Raccoonus, and staked his claim as the next great master thief in the long history of his family name. It feels absolutely fantastic.

    That high lasts just over a month.

    AKA: The (7) Stages Of Sly

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    27 Mar 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 88

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    When Dib Membrane sets out to retrieve two bizarre cores orbiting the moon, firmly believing the talking metal spheres are alien in origin, he could never be prepared for what they would lead him to: a missing test subject, an irksome kidnapped alien, a sprawling deathtrap of an underground laboratory, a godlike AI with a vendetta against the cores, and secrets about himself that he'd never dared to acknowledge. If he is to escape with his life, and the lives of those he's gathered along the way, he must confront it all.

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    22 Feb 2026

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    “You, uh. Sure know your way around a CRT,” Tenna says. “I didn’t know you were a mechanic.”

    “I sell cars,” Spamton had replied, back when Tenna was addressing him. “If you talk [Big] with nothing to back it up, people think you’re a hack.”

    “Well,” Tenna said, “are you?”

    Spamton sprayed the compressed air into his smug face.

    That would have been preferable to drowning in insulation foam and getting licked clean by a clown (“HANDS OFF THE [[Officil Merchandise]]!!”). Jevil’s nuisance was missed as soon it was over though, because then all he had was the realization that that was his last chance. To do what, he isn’t sure. To demand an apology. To explain why he ran away. To scream at him. To break that stupid screen himself, just to get it over with, and crawl inside there never to emerge. Then at least they’d be together.

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    An unseen, silent, approximately 4 foot tall individual takes it upon himself to fix the fallen Lord of the Screens. To raise a middle finger to the mysterious phone-calling, prophecy-defining benefactor who screwed him over and made him a living puppet, of course. No other reason.

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    16 Aug 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 11

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    The fear in Rudyard’s stomach fluttered as Chapman pressed ever closer against him, almost like a hive of angry bees had made their home inside of him. And beyond the fear there was something else among the fluttering, something he couldn’t quite name, something foreign to him.

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    Rudyard is out of touch with his feelings

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    28 Mar 2025