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    "He's tapping his fingers together again. I know what he's thinking. He's thinking what I am thinking. But if either of us is going to say it, it's gotta be him. 'If it came down to it, I would be completely fine with you performing an invasive surgery on me', is something that would take possibly three more near-death experiences and another coma to grant me the resolve to say aloud."

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    05 Jul 2026

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    Work: (please) cut a six-inch valley through the middle of my soul

    (please) cut a six-inch valley through the middle of my soul by lizardhands | Project Hail Mary (2026) Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir

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    "He's tapping his fingers together again. I know what he's thinking. He's thinking what I am thinking. But if either of us is going to say it, it's gotta be him. 'If it came down to it, I would be completely fine with you performing an invasive surgery on me', is something that would take possibly three more near-death experiences and another coma to grant me the resolve to say aloud."

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    "So how humans pick partner?"

    "Well, sexually speaking, I guess a lot of humans go off of looks,” said Grace. “Physical appearance.”

    “Physical appearance!” Rocky was scandalized. “No good. Bad variable. Tell you nothing. Have to run experiment. Have to try.”

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    04 Jul 2026

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    12 Aug 2025

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    Jaskier is no stranger to falling in love. In fact, he would call himself uniquely qualified in matters of the heart, given his roles as a bard, a poet and an accomplished appreciator of men, women and - well, all those under the sun, really, he’d always fancied himself an equal opportunity lover.
    But falling for Geralt of Rivia still blindsides him.
    His first, slightly hysterical thought, is that he has to stop sleeping with Geralt.

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    Or the one where Jaskier and Geralt have been fucking for years, when Jaskier realises he's in love. It all goes downhill from there.

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    26 Jul 2024

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    Belle fell in love with the Beast. What if she isn't as into him as a human?

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    06 Sep 2021

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    Belle's a furry and it's absolutely magical. 11/10 would get cursed again.