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Love at First Cosplay by unavoidablysarcastic
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime)
15 Feb 2017
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Harry cosplays as Yuuri Katsuki at Comicon and spots a familiar Victor in the crowd.
Written for International Fanworks Day 2017.
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- Part 1 of International Fanworks Day
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International Fanworks Day by unavoidablysarcastic
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime)
15 Feb 2017
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If/when I write another fic for IFD, this it where I'll put it.
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"Why," The officer repeats, leaning forward, "Were you at his apartment? You have to admit, it's pretty strange to—"
"We're together." Shane interrupts, tone flat. It doesn't make his stomach churn to say it out loud. It doesn't make him want to shrink into the uncomfortable plastic chair he's sitting in. "We had a three-day stretch with no games, so I was staying with him."
The officer bristles. He has a nametag, but Shane has no interest in reading it. He seems, overall, unconvinced. Shane supposes if he was a cop who was clearly awful at his job and stuck on the night shift, he'd probably be just as miserable.
"Okay," He sighs, "Let's start again. Tell us what happened, from the beginning."
[ or: or…hollanov get outed because of a home invasion, and the shooting isn’t even the worst part of ilya’s year! ]
Bookmarked by unavoidablysarcastic
09 Jul 2026
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The Hayden Pike App Verse by shaneyp1e
Fandom Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
02 Jul 2026
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Bookmarked by unavoidablysarcastic
09 Jul 2026
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the shade of it all by Calico
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
08 Jul 2026
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A smutty ghost story by Calico
Inspired by this incredible tumblr post.
"It's got good bones," Shane said, to everyone who would listen, forestalling their totally valid concerns about depreciation and the novelty wearing off and like, subsidence. Boring stuff that Shane did not care about today because this was Ilya Rozanov's house. This was the actual house that Rozanov lived and died in, all those years ago. The man, the legend, and now – technically, if someone wanted to think of it like that, and Shane did – the roommate!
Bookmarked by unavoidablysarcastic
09 Jul 2026
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O Lady Jane, Where Art Thou? by Meishali
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
04 Jul 2026
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Chapter 4 update:
Aggressively supportive boston bear bros vow to find a new boyfriend for their captain; someone who’s even hotter and better than his biggest rival’s girlfriend, Rose Landry.St. Vicky: imagine roz getting back at jj AND hollander with one move
St. Vicky: roz will love that shit
The Boston Bears band together to find Montreal Jane and win her back for their beloved Captain. They are dumb but their love is pure. Set post-Tuna Meltdown.Series
- Part 1 of The Best Boston Bears Bros
Bookmarked by unavoidablysarcastic
09 Jul 2026
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“S’not the cleanser,” Shane says.
Ilya frowns, confused. “No? What else could it be? Nothing else has touched your face tonight except–”
Shane opens his eyes again just in time for the penny to drop, for his own horror to be reflected back at him on Ilya’s handsome face.
“No, it can’t be.”
“It is.”
“No.”
“It has to be, Ilya,” Shane says miserably, wishing there was some hole in his own logic but knowing there isn’t. “It started burning as soon as you, um, finished. And then when I ran in here to wipe it off, the welts were in the same pattern as where you’d, y’know…” Shane trails off, cheeks now heating from embarrassment on top of everything else.
“As where my cumshot had landed on your face,” Ilya finishes dryly, though his smile quickly fades. “Fuck, Shane.”
“I know.”
“I really got you good," he murmurs, his thumb tracing along the worst welt that bisects Shane’s cheek, his touch featherlight. “It would almost be beautiful if you weren’t in pain, no?”
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09 Jul 2026