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The Curse by traitorleech
Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes (1984 TV), Sherlock Holmes: The Awakened (Video Game)
11 Aug 2025
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Holmes is anxious to find out what Watson thinks about insanity and whether or not it is hereditary.
“What if one of your friends turned out to be insane? Would you be scared of them?”
Watson was quite taken aback by that question. “‘Scared’?” he asked with a frown. “My dear Holmes, I was a soldier. The brutality I have seen completely sane people inflict on one another was more frightening than the insanity any of my friends could produce.”
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A Past Like A Ghost by traitorleech
Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes: The Awakened (Video Game), Sherlock Holmes Chapter One (Video Game), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
29 Jul 2025
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Ever since Jon left Sherlock has been struggling. Before the events which transpired at Ardnamurchan Point he assumed he had everything under control, especially with John Watson by his side, but now he feels himself slipping. Then a new client appears with a strange request — and a question Sherlock has been asking himself comes back to the front of his mind: How much of this is real?
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Hands-on very hand heavy by traitorleech
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF
11 Nov 2024
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I think we all know Alex got a thing for Greg’s hands and fingers, right?
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An ‘accidental’ death by traitorleech
Fandoms: The Cleaner (UK TV 2021), Hitman (Video Games)
31 Oct 2024
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After Lady Carlisle’s accidental death, Wicky is called to the scene of the accident to clean up at Thornbridge Manor, an old manor house with many hidden secrets. Opening a suspicious chest in Lady Carlisle’s office, Wicky finds more than he bargained for.
“The unfortunate lady, I presume?” he asked and indicated the body bag with a nod of his head. “Looks… more intact than what I’d imagined, given what you told me had happened to her.” Even if it sounded rather grim but he had imagined Lady Carlisle to be little more than a great splat he would have to scrape off the floor and pointless decorative furniture.
“That’s her brother, Zachary Carlisle,” supplied PS Edwards helpfully. “He died last night.”
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Three letters to Sigurd in which Eivor reflects on their relationship with Sigurd, how it develops over the course of their stay in England and the hardships they go through.
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You keep me safe and sound by traitorleech
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF
22 Jul 2024
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Greg’s in hospital, having had some minor surgery. Alex receives a phone call out of the blue that the surgery went well and all. Together with Rachel the two race to the hospital to be with Greg.
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A very full boy (or: A whole lotta pie) by traitorleech
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF
18 Jul 2024
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"I’ve got fifteen minutes until we’re meant to meet… So if you’re-” Alex felt his cheeks heating up and he took a steadying breath. “What I'm trying to say is, there’s a different way you can make me a very full boy.”
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One night, while Greg can’t sleep and roams the rooms and hallways of the Taskmaster’s Manor, he catches Nick playing piano, absolutely oblivious to his observer.
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- Part 4 of Taskmaster Canon Universe
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Darling, I should’ve said goodbye before you even caught my eye by traitorleech
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF
20 May 2024
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“Er-” Greg cleared his throat and grabbed the arm of the sofa. His large hand made it easy for his fingers to wrap effortlessly around it. “I- That was a genuinely smart move — the prize for this episode, I mean.” Wow, what a conversation starter…
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Greg isn’t in a good headspace. Hasn’t been for a very long time.
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Alex hummed inattentive. “Not tired,” he admitted eventually and shrugged.
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Hot brews in your area by traitorleech
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF
11 Mar 2024
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Alex seems to learn a lot about himself. And there are numerous hot drinks involved.
Or: Two times Alex makes a drink, one time they are provided, and another time Greg and Alex team up.
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Water based beverages by traitorleech
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF
11 Mar 2024
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A second short banter section piece between Greg and Alex, though this time from a different angle and more set on props.
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What d'you like then? by traitorleech
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF
28 Feb 2024
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Greg lounged on the sofa, scrolling aimlessly on his phone when he heard the door open and click shut again. He needn’t look up to know who it was. Noiselessly and without saying a word, Alex approached and dropped to his knees inbetween Greg’s spread legs.
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After an interesting evening spent with the illustrious Noel Fielding, Greg finds himself in severe debt and only with one month to pay it back. Together with Alex, the AI of his spaceship, he has to figure out a way to do just that.
“Noel happened, innit,” Greg said, pinching the bridge of his nose as if it was a sufficient explanation. He had expected this topic to come up a lot earlier, if he was being honest, yet he was absolutely not prepared to answer the question in greater detail. “So, taking off and never coming back isn’t an option either… Fuck’s sake.”
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Just a short banter section piece between Greg and Alex at the beginning of an episode revolving around the question ‘Would you help me bury a body?’ although not necessarily going into the direction one might expect.
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Joe Lycett hates his time as a competitor. He doesn’t even remember why he took the gig in the first place — and who the fuck was this Lord Greg Davies anyway that he thought he could make people dance at his whim?
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- Part 3 of Taskmaster Canon Universe
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It’s taken a while for Greg and Alex to have sex for the first time and afterwards Alex unexpectedly cries.
Suddenly Alex snuffled and Greg, now standing next to the bed, saw them glistening on Alex’s cheek. His heart stopped. Alex wasn’t shaking because he was cold. No. Alex was shaking because he was crying.
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Alex is acting strangely. Greg picks up on it, even though it takes him a while.
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- Part 2 of Taskmaster Canon Universe
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Repeatedly now Alex has disappointed Him and enough is enough.
“You are right, I’ve got no use for a useless toy.” His hand let go off Alex’s shoulder and He leant back, crossing His ankles and His fingers curled around the arms of the golden throne.
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- Part 1 of Taskmaster Canon Universe