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    Jim gets invited to these Starfleet-sanctioned parties every year, and he’s usually content to ignore them in favor of dedicating himself to the five-year mission. But Jim’s excuses have dried up—the mission ends in just a few weeks, and it seems Starfleet really wants him to go. The only problem is that he isn’t too thrilled to run into any past lovers and friends as he begrudgingly prepares for the admiralty. He needs someone to beat away irritating questions about his impending promotion, as well as the handful of flings that he’d rather leave in his rear-view. Jim just isn’t expecting Spock to volunteer.

    Or: Spock offers to pose as Jim's partner at a dinner party, and Jim’s absolutely sure it won’t awaken anything in him.

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    Captain James T. Kirk has a weird allergy. He has a lot of them, really, but this one takes the cake. Not only is he coughing up flowers, he doesn't even know why he's doing it! Until a few years later, when he learns about the rare disease he has that is tied up in some way to his first officer.

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    King Arthur, Newly Crowned, Conqueror of Essetir, has been informed that he is out of touch with the common folk. In order for that to change he must take on a Common Consort for three years, a spouse that will help him keep the interest of his poorest subjects in mind. Unfortunately, he winds up with Merlin.

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    08 Jul 2026

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    So amazing and cute.

  4. Public Bookmark 58

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    “Captain,” Spock says carefully. “If you are insinuating something by your argument, it would be best to be direct.”

    “Insinuating—!” Jim throws his hands in the air, and Spock very quickly gets the impression that he has made things much, much worse. “I’m not insinuating anything! Look, I mean it when I say it’s none of my business. You can find a nice Vulcan girl or something, I’m sure your dad would like that. Maybe Uhura will find somebody at a starbase, who knows? Certainly not up to me, is it?”

    “And you?” Spock says quietly. Curiously, he finds himself dreading the answer.

    Jim drains the last of his drink, grimacing as it goes down. He plays with the bottom of the cup against the table, twirling it on its edge. He refuses to meet Spock’s eyes, glaring into the grain of the wood. Finally, he speaks. “I don’t think that concerns you,” he says icily.

    Something deep in Spock’s throat expands.

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    A mysterious illness leaves Spock in mortal danger. Will he find a way to survive this mission (and his Captain's rejection)?

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    26 Jun 2026

  5. Rec 7

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    Hanahaki disease is a distinctly human affliction, and even in humans it is rare. One must have a genetic predisposition for it, as well as end up in a situation where they repress incredibly strong feelings for someone rather than act on them.

    It was believed that since Spock is majority Vulcan, copper-blood and all, that he would not be predisposed.

    And yet, the petals still fall.

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    25 Jun 2026