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When Jane Sommers returns to Mystic Falls after a messy divorce, her only goal is to rebuild a quiet life for herself and her young son. She's a chemistry teacher, a hobby scientist, and Jenna's socially awkward older twin—the one who prefers experiments over people and facts over fiction. She has no idea that the town she left behind holds centuries-old secrets...or that one of them will show up in her living room.
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She heaved in a breath and looked at him. “I need to touch you. That is, directly. Do you consent?”
“It’ll make it stop?” he bit out, pupils blown with the rush of adrenaline likely coursing through him in response to the pain.
She was only 99.3% sure but...
“Yes,” she said confidently. “I can make it stop. I’m so sorry that it’ll be such a breach of professional and personal boundaries—”
In a single motion, Malfoy shoved his boxer-briefs down his thighs. “Then do it. Do it, Granger, or else just Avada me.”
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Or, Hermione gets properly hands-on at work
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This story started as a series of drabbles, ficlets, and could-have-been-canon scenes beginning in June of 1995 wherein Fred and Hermione slowly become more than friendly acquaintances. Similarly, this fic itself has gradually morphed into much more than that, and certainly more than I had ever intended it to be.
It’s now 250k+ words of my explaining by example all of the ways that these two could - SHOULD - have been canon, and what that might have looked like if it ran alongside the events of the original books (or most of them, anyway).
That said, this story is significantly darker than canon, and it touches on some of the trauma that was previously brushed over, as well as injecting some where it makes sense to have occurred. There’s plenty of humor and joy, but there’s also a lot of pain that, within the context of the story, has good reason to be felt.
Regarding the Underage tag, the characters are ages sixteen and eighteen at the first occurrence. If this upsets your sensibilities, this is not the story for you. Especially triggering content will be called out in chapter notes.
*TAGS AND CHARACTERS/PAIRINGS WILL BE CONTINUALLY UPDATED AS NEEDED UNTIL THIS IS COMPLETE*
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Seven years after the war, marriage rates are declining, resulting in lower birth rates. Minister of Magic Kingsley Shackelbolt begins prepping legislation to enact a marriage law to save their dwindling economy. When Pansy Parkinson catches wind of his plan she counters with an idea for a show similar to one in the States where a woman dates thirty contestants to find true love.
What better way to restore the Wizarding World's faith in true love and boost morale than by watching their very own war heroine, Hermione Granger, fall in love for the entire society to witness?
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A bachelorette au
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Hermione shook her head in disebelief, curls flying. “What’s happening to me?”
McGonagall hesitated, then said briskly. “It appears you have been dosed with an extremely rare potion; one designed to erode restraint, to force a compulsion for closeness and carnal activities with someone new every seven days.”
Hermione stared at her, dumbfounded, her stomach near dropping. “What do you mean by—carnal activities? And…every week?” Her blood ran cold and she pressed her hands to her temples, hardly able to comprehend it.
Carnal activities? What did that entail exactly? Kissing? Hugging? Shagging? Every week?
Slughorn cleared his throat. “Well, the potion actually refers to them as carnal delights th-“
“Horace!” McGonagall interrupted briskly.
In which Voldemort, deciding Hermione’s the brightest of the golden trio, doses her with a lust potion during her 6th year at Hogwarts.