tonsof_funwitha_raygun37
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you HAVEN'T met my brother? by tonsof_funwitha_raygun37
Fandoms: The Mighty Boosh (TV), IT Crowd
05 Apr 2023
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Howard puts his name down for a stationary event. Vince tags along for shits and giggles.
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crackfic I wrote at 1am
howard tries to use a pickup line on Vince who is very confused and oblivious(tm) and Howard mentally dies
its a great time
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What happened to your eyes to deserve this by tonsof_funwitha_raygun37
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
15 Aug 2022
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Nandor is an idiot (tm) and doesn't understand humans
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2D, Murdoc and Noodle's robot replacement recording plastic beach
(I didn't make alliteration on purpose it was just there)
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What the title said lol
Just a bunch of one-shots from all phases
(I take requests!!)
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Conditioning by noplbkzrs
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
10 Apr 2026
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"Why are you just standing there? Did I..." I cut myself off, rewording. "Did something go wrong with your plan?"
Rocky tilts back and forth for a second before finally responding, "Grace not begging, question?"
My mouth drops open, "You want me to beg?"
"Grace begging like human pet ringing bell. Is next step in my plan."
OR: Grace assumes that, after the first time Rocky propositioned him, his curiosity was satisfied. Turns out it's quite the opposite.
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- Part 2 of Rocky and Grace
Bookmarked by tonsof_funwitha_raygun37
03 Jun 2026
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yuck! (now you got me blushin') by cinnamonsalt
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
29 Apr 2026
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He shuddered when Grace's fingers tapped the glass panes of xenonite that separated them one afternoon, or as afternoon as their journey home would ever allow. His tone was playful, and Rocky braced himself from where he was meshing two panes of xenonite together. They really did have more important things to focus on. “Hypothetical: When we get back to Erid-”
“If Grace and Rocky ever get back to Erid-”
“-you’re saying I’m basically gonna be a walking porno for your race?”
Rocky placed down his soldering iron. “Doesn't Grace have taumoeba tanks to check temperatures for?”
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03 May 2026
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pilot study (knowledge gaps) by deervsheadlights
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
07 May 2026
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To Grace's knowledge (i.e. the Hail Mary's database, i.e. all of human knowledge), there have never been any studies done to confirm whether ambrein (a derivative of sperm whale digestive secretions!) actually functions as an aphrodisiac in humans or not.
Well, 15.8 light years from Earth, he's about to find out. Because the cytoplasm of Taumoeba consists in large parts of a triterpene alcohol that is startlingly similar to ambrein — and baby, he's all out of coma slurry.
Or: The sex
pollenamoeba fic you (never) asked for.Rocky utters a wordless little trill, half concerned and half curious. Always curious, and why would this be an exception? If anything, this is me conducting a pilot study on the unusual effects of Taumoeba on the human body, and oh is he ever morbidly fascinated by the many things my gross, leaky body does.
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03 May 2026
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“Grace so good to Rocky,” Rocky trills lowly. “Good, good, good.” Christ, he sounds borderline seductive.
“Um, thanks, Rock,” Grace manages to choke out, his voice strangled. He feels lightheaded. Maybe there’s something wrong with the oxygen.
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29 Apr 2026
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Without a Doubt by voidknight
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
14 May 2026
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Petulantly, Rocky says, “Grace sound stupid. Like child.”
“I’m just talking how you talk, buddy.”
“Yes. This is because I talk like child, to speak to stupid human.”
“Well, you don’t have to do that,” I say without thinking.
“♪♫♩as this♪ when, underst♪♪♫d ♪me, question?” Rocky says.
“What?”
“Can♪♪♫will understa♫d it ♫think talks♫♪ as this♪ Eridian you♩♫, question?”
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- Part 1 of certaintyverse
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28 Apr 2026