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Serial Peripheral Interface by pervysage (toadsage)
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), James Bond - Ian Fleming
23 May 2026
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Something that always seemed to surprise people about Q was that he was an inveterate voyeur. Q had never quite understood the surprise. After all, anyone who could reasonably claim to know him, either knew that he worked in intelligence, or knew him to be a hacker and information broker—two occupations which surely were self-evidently masturbation fuel for any serious voyeur.
Q's life is finally where he wants it to be. His work is fine, his cats are fine, he's rekindling his relationship with his whackjob ex and having some really fine cybersex. Bond, as he is wont to do, has decided that now was the perfect time to confess his feelings. Q would be lying to himself if he said he'd never held a small flame for the man, and it's all very well and good, but the timing is extremely convenient. It would be easier for the both of them were it not.
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James v United Kingdom [1986] is an English land law case, concerning tenants' (lessees') statutory right to enfranchise a home from their freeholder (ultimate landlord) and whether specifically that right, leasehold enfranchisement, infringes the freeholder's human rights in property without being in a valid public interest.
45. ...a taking of property effected in pursuance of legitimate social, economic or other policies may be in the public interest, even if the community at large has no direct use or enjoyment of the property taken. [...]
aka novel!bond's sub awakening
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Sasuke's recovery has been going pretty well, all things considered. He's sober for the first time in a decade, and it only cost him an arm! To avoid his best friend and NA sponsor from conspiring to stage another intervention, this time for being a workaholic, Sasuke gets a domme, Karin, to help him get his life back in order and work through his feelings about his new, armless body. It's not even a sex thing, because he's gay. It's just an intimacy thing, or something along those lines.
It's going swimmingly, up until Karin quits being a domme and then gets hired as his PA. They are being extremely platonic and cool about it, and Sasuke is not having a sexuality crisis or pining over her, because he's busy pining over Juugo, the leather hunk from his NA group, and Suigetsu, Karin's boyfriend, who seems to be unemployed and live in Sasuke's office.
What's a guy to do?
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Wifed Up by pervysage (toadsage) for angstybun
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Sep 2023
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Shang Qinghua is caught in a wife plot. Well, Shen Qingqiu is caught in a wife plot, and Shang Qinghua, Mobei-jun, and Luo Binghe are the unintended voyeurs.
The problem with Shen Qingqiu's wife plot is that Shang Qinghua is starring in Shen Qingqiu's hidden fantasies, and Shen Qingqiu has no idea.
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Matryoshka, or: a Foundherentist Response to the Existence of Miku Hatsune by pervysage (toadsage) for asthewavesdo
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 May 2023
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sh3N-009 had recently come to the only possible conclusion he could: Luo Binghe was going to kill him.
He had come to this conclusion on his third night of being online and sentient, staring back at the thirty-two Miku Hatsune scale figures decorating his room, each in a collector’s edition plastic box. Their brightly coloured bug eyes looked at him, somehow accusing him of being an imposter without moving their improbably posed vinyl bodies. He knew how much each Miku figurine cost: Luo Binghe had kept records of all his purchases, and he’d paid a buyer an obscene sum of money to track down every figure Luo Binghe remembered Shen Yuan owning in life.
Which was sh3N-009’s ultimate problem: Luo Binghe had spent an obscene amount of time, money, and effort recreating Shen Yuan, but sh3N-009 is not Shen Yuan.
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you should bow your head in shame by kobrakush (toadsage)
Fandom Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys (Album), Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys - My Chemical Romance (Album), The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys (Comic)
17 Sep 2020
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Balinor meets Hunith and falls madly in love with her. When Ealdor experiences a terrible famine, Balinor takes it upon himself to save them. He makes an agreement with the King of the Seelie (Uther); thirty years of good harvest in exchange for Balinor's first born.
Balinor leaves Hunith with the intention of never having a child with her or any other woman. The problem? Hunith is already with child.
Twenty years later, Merlin is fulfilling Balinor's end of the bargain. He just hopes that his fey husband isn't a complete prat, and that things go smoothly.
Things do not go smoothly.
Merlin was not expecting to have to complete seven courtship challenges before being allowed to wed The Bear Prince of the Seelie. Nor was he expecting his future husband to already be in love with someone else.
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24 Jun 2026
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The two love birds sharing their tranquil moments on bed in the warm sunlight.
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21 Jun 2026
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An Exchange of Favours (aka The One Where Arthur Gets his Dick Stuck in a Door) by SPowell for
Fandoms: Merlin (TV)
22 Oct 2013
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When Merlin gets a stranger out of a jam, he asks him to pretend to be his boyfriend for the night in order to make his ex jealous.
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21 Jun 2026
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Arthur never asked for a genetically altered soldier companion to stalk him from the shadows, especially one this handsy.
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21 Jun 2026
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Arthur just—he wants Merlin to remember his favourite colour. And the way Arthur made him laugh on the way to the motel. He wants Merlin to raise his head from his book—a different book, like the same one Arthur slides across the table every morning—and smile at him with recognition in his eyes. He wants habit in the way Merlin touches him.
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21 Jun 2026