11 Works by thistlethread
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Foolish, Finite Creatures by thistlethread
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026)
27 May 2026
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He doesn't know how he's not dead. He doesn't know who these people are or why they claim to want to help him. He's still covered in blood, he can feel it in his lungs and he doesn't know he doesn't know he doesn't know—
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A man covered in blood appears on Hail Mary, and Grace must help him. There is no choice. Even if looking at the stranger fills him with an overwhelming sense of dread.
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Everything goes blank. No, not blank, not emptied either but rather…quiet. White noise that had faded into the background of the crashing wave that was heading straight for Draco, that all the years he had been left along with his own thoughts, wandering the vast halls of the Manor, and then Hogwarts, and for a very brief time, the damp bricks in Azkaban, he still had managed to completely miss the point.
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Draco realising in real-time how disastrously in love he is with Ron Weasley after sleeping with him for the last three years.
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Every 10 years something magical happens on the edge of the forbidden forest. When the veil is thinnest on Samhain night The Whomping Willow is transformed and so is a very familiar car.
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A slice of Pansy Parkinson’s life in which to make sure Hermione has the best Christmas ever, Pansy ends up having to enlist the help of Harry Potter to make the perfect pavlova.
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Harry accidentally Pavlov’s Pansy with pavlova.
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It was meant to be the perfect holiday, a retreat packed with lounging by pools, bouts of existential crisis and if she was really lucky, a meaningless fling she’d never have to see again.
But some things aren’t meant to be. And others are.
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This wasn’t part of The Plan.
In fact, this was the farthest thing from The Plan. But when had anything ever gone according to plan when it came to Draco’s life? He had foregone control over his life long ago, resigned to the whims of the universe and resigned to whatever Fate deemed his life to be.OR
The final moments of Draco Malfoy, accompanied by too many owls and one Luna Lovegood.
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PANDAMONIUM by neilistic, orolin, riafloss, small_planet, The_Taco_Writes, thistlethread, yeuxverts for PandaPatronus
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Jul 2024
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A sighting of a strange monochromatic creature has piqued Theo’s attention (this week) much to the dismay of his lovers, Hermione and Draco.
Or; Theo's obsessed with pandas, Draco's a hater, and Hermione just wants an orgasm.
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Every Other Freckle by thistlethread for neilistic
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 May 2024
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How many parties does it take for Hermione Granger and Charlie Weasley getting cockblocked before one of them breaks? Three, to be exact.
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War is a dangerous game.
It's been eight years since the fall of Hogwarts, and with Wizarding Britain under his rule, Voldemort has turned his eye to the rest of the world—muggle and magic alike. But Hermione Granger is about to make her move.
Her biggest problem? The Serpent is in the way; and he won't go down without a fight.
**Please pay attention to the Slow to Update tag. Hopefully will be removed one day, but not anytime soon.**
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Oliver Wood starts a series of scrimmages to help blow off steam for those who survived the war. Years pass and Hermione Granger discovers a different kind of steam she is desperate to blow off.
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Perfectly Misaligned by thistlethread for New_Ponyo
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Mar 2024
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Every mission with Hermione Granger leaves Draco Malfoy irritated at minimum and murderous at most. But when the Galleon burns for his latest mission, he arrives only to discover it's nothing he could ever imagine.