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Draining Kiss by SparklingHomunculus
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters: Sword & Shield | Pokemon Sword & Shield Versions
10 Jan 2020
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Pokédex entry: With the hair wrapped around its body helping to enhance its muscles, this Pokémon can overwhelm even Machamp. Its hairs work like muscle fibers. When its hairs unfurl, they latch on to opponents, ensnaring them as tentacles would.
Abilities: Trickster, Frisk, Pickpocket.
Takes place post-game. Adult female reader goes on the hunt for a wild Grimmsnarl.
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- Part 5 of Monster Lover Fics
- Part 2 of Pokéfucker Fics
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16 Mar 2026
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“What’s gotten you acting all weird?”
“Wait for it.” Rumi’s hands press against the glass while her eyes scan the skyline excitingly. Suddenly, her hand shoots to the right. “There! Over there!”
Mira’s gaze follows to where Rumi is pointing and sees it just in time. A glimmer of gold waving through the Honmoon.
“Holy shit,” Mira mutters.
Zoey’s eyes widen. “Was that…?”
“A glimpse of the golden Honmoon,” Rumi fills in the question, her eyes shining brightly. “I think our fans like for us to be an item.”
Or,
It's no longer Rumi losing her voice that pushes the plot. It's gay panic instead.
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19 Nov 2025
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Mira has worked at Sunlight Scoops for upwards of two months now, and if someone put a gun to her head and told her to name three things about Rumi, she could maybe give them two:
1. Rumi worked at Sunlight Scoops
2. Rumi was absolute shit at small talk(Zoey and Mira get jobs at an ice cream parlor and cannot figure out why their manager can't talk to them.)
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- Part 1 of ryu rumi: ice cream scooper
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17 Nov 2025
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"I could unplug the computer," Jinu suggests.
Zoey taps her chin. "We could fake a medical emergency. I can do a really convincing scream."
Mira rubs her eyes tiredly. "What medical emergency takes place in a radio station that requires you to scream?"
"Y'know. Something like, oh my god! The pop filter shot off the mic and gouged Mira in the eye! If only she had been wearing her sexy glasses!"
"Let's think of something else," Mira says.
"DJ Mira," Jinu corrects at the same time.
"It gouged DJ Mira in the eye!"
Or: Mira is a college radio DJ stuck hosting the evening show with the most annoying man in the world, Zoey is a music theory major who likes to borrow the radio station's equipment at night, and Rumi just wants to pass general chemistry without getting caught up in everyone's drama.
A viral song campaign by an anonymous artist ruins everyone's chance at a normal year.
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05 Nov 2025
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Mira’s existence as an adventure guide at an adventure camp was pretty dull until two new guests show up and turn her world upside down.
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05 Nov 2025