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    One delayed flight. One closing airport bar. One truth or dare game that gets significantly out of hand.
    Ilya Rozanov came to his ex-girlfriend's wedding to prove he was over it. Shane Hollander came to his best friend's wedding to prove he was fine. They were both lying, but they didn't know that about each other yet.

    Then they had to share a room.

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    15 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 6

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    When Luca Haas goes missing, Detective Shane Hollander is assigned to the case.

    Unfortunately for him, everything seems to revolve around Ilya Rozanov: billionaire playboy, entitled asshole, and the most infuriating man Shane has ever met.

    Rozanov is hiding something. Shane is certain of it.

    But the further the investigation goes, the more the lines blur between uncovering the truth and the urge to get too close to the man hiding it.

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    14 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 19

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    Ilya is not going to steal Shane Hollander's dog. That would be illegal. And wrong. And someone would probably find out and make Ilya give him back.

    So. Not stealing.

    But there is nothing wrong with giving Chernysh all the pats and treats that he deserves, is there?

    Nothing wrong with encouraging Chernysh to spend more and more time at Ilya's house until he doesn't even remember who Hollander is.

    Because Hollander is stupid and boring and does not deserve a dog as good as Chernysh. No, he doesn't, does he? Because Chernysh is the best boy in the whole world, yes he is.

    Podfic of black dog by delagauchetiere

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    14 Jun 2026

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    Ilya is not going to steal Shane Hollander's dog. That would be illegal. And wrong. And someone would probably find out and make Ilya give him back.

    So. Not stealing.

    But there is nothing wrong with giving Chernysh all the pats and treats that he deserves, is there?

    Nothing wrong with encouraging Chernysh to spend more and more time at Ilya's house until he doesn't even remember who Hollander is.

    Because Hollander is stupid and boring and does not deserve a dog as good as Chernysh. No, he doesn't, does he? Because Chernysh is the best boy in the whole world, yes he is.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov, Captain of the Ottawa Centaurs, Stanley Cup winner, league MVP, has run out of printer ink. It would have been nice if he had realized this more than three hours before he was supposed to print out the boring form needed for his boring Canadian citizenship application, but this will not be a problem for Ilya Rozanov. He has found the perfect, boring, Canadian solution: a public library.

    Or: Shane Hollander, occasional glasses-wearer, fell in love with the Dewey Decimal System, and took an oath to serve every patron that walks through the Ottawa Library's doors in their pursuit of knowledge, even if that patron is kind of a dick.

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    08 Jun 2026